Chapter 960: Dog Fight (II)
The white-bearded old man was stunned for a while, his beard was almost blown away, and his heart said Where did you think twice, why did you think twice?
Seeing that they had to persuade again, Yang Huairen had no choice but to sigh and say, "Alas, I said that if I think twice, I will think twice, why don't you believe it?" These Khitans are not from the government, at most they are a few Khitan ruffians, and they will fight if they are attacked, so what can they do? ”
The white-bearded old man still grabbed his sleeve, "How did Yang Jungong know that they were not from the Liao State Government?" ”
These accompanying diplomats knew very well that there would be envoys visiting each other every year between Song and Liao, and although there were not many serious things, most of the cases were out of mutual respect for etiquette, and they all had a matter of face.
Therefore, when the envoys of the Great Song Dynasty arrived in Liaojing, everyone was accustomed to seeing the hardships of the Han people's lives, although they were not angry, but there was nothing they could do, so they could only pretend not to see it.
As for seeing the arrogance and arrogance of the Khitans, they will ignore it even more, in line with the principle that more things are better than less, and they can hide and go.
When the delegation went to Dading Mansion in Zhongjing to pay homage to the Khitan Emperor, they each purchased some local specialties and brought them back, and they successfully handed over the imperial mission.
It's just that this year's envoy to Liao became Yang Huairen, which made them a little unexpected, Yang Huairen is famous, in addition to superb cooking skills, the most famous is the stunned personality, it seems that no one is pleasing to the eye, and he likes to take care of everything.
Since the mission left Beijing, they have been worried and frightened all the way, for fear that Yang Huairen will poke out some basket, and they will follow the first sin.
But the fact is that along the way, following Yang Huairen is very blessed, especially Koufu, no matter where he goes, he picks delicious food, and the casual chefs of Yang Jungong make things that are also extraordinarily delicious, and they feel as if they have been enjoying Suiyuan's food for free all the way.
After entering the Liao Realm, they were a little relaxed, because Yang Huairen had always had little contact with the outside world, and he would be nosy and cause trouble.
But today, I don't know why, he made a petty temper again, a few pigtailed Khitans in front of him, since people don't let those people call Huazi to eat, then change places to find another group of people called Huazi to send dry food, why not be stubborn here?
Don't forget that this is not the Song Realm, but no one supports you, these Khitans are still so arrogant and domineering when they see that they are Song envoys, which shows that people may have some background, don't mess with them if you can, don't make trouble for yourself is the best policy.
Yang Huairen is sure that these pigtails are Khitan gangsters, although it may not matter if you beat them, but what if you misjudge?
The white-bearded old man still grabbed Yang Huairen and didn't let go, "County Lord, think again, think again......"
Yang Huairen sighed, and said in his heart that these scholars are pedantic, no wonder the Khitans are so arrogant, they are all the bears that you guys are used to.
"I said, old man, don't you pull me in? According to your words, on the street, in front of everyone's eyes, there is a loss of Sven.
I've seen a lot of Khitan officials, I've seen all the princes and kings, how can anyone wear them like this? ”
Yang Huairen pointed at the Khitans, "It's not the first time you've come back to Liao, have you ever seen a Khitan with a bit of status still wear the traditional clothes they wore when they worked as nomads?" Which one doesn't wear gold and silver, and batch silk and jade?
Are you looking at these guys, are they dressed like this to do the work on the ranch? They deliberately wore them this way just to show the superiority of the Khitans, so I concluded that these goods were a few small ruffians.
We are the envoys of the Great Song Dynasty, although we came to the place of the Khitans, but our identity is bullied by a few Khitan gangsters, do you think it is glorious? ”
The officials lowered their heads in shame when they heard this, Yang Huairen may have said excitedly, or he didn't give up, raised his hand and patted his face, "Look at who I am?" What is it?
I am an envoy of the Great Song Dynasty, a second-grade county prince of the imperial seal, representing our official family of the Great Song Dynasty, this is our face, and I was frightened by a few Khitan pigtails and little ruffians, where are you going to put this face in the future? ”
The old man was so ashamed that his lips trembled, and he couldn't speak, but Yang Huairen smiled, "The Khitan people just like to bully the soft and fear the hard, the more you cringe, the more unscrupulous they are, and if you come hard with them, they are shrinking turtles."
I put this here, and I don't believe I'm showing it to you! ”
After saying that, Yang Huairen gave Ke Xiaochuan and Tianba's younger brother a look, and they immediately shook off the arms that had been grabbed and continued to walk towards the door of the courtyard.
Ke Xiaochuan's eyes were cold, and Tianba's younger brother was tall and mighty, and they stepped forward with an angry face, and immediately stunned the Khitans who were sneering at the children.
There was a Khitan man who looked like a leader, and suddenly his face turned cold, and he muttered to the few people who walked in front of him, and the tone seemed to be threatening, but Ke Xiaochuan and Brother Tianba didn't understand it at all, and they didn't have any fear, they just said again, "Get out!" ”
The pigtails also want to save face, especially the leader, who is always afraid of folding his face in front of his little brothers, seeing that these Song people are not afraid of him at all, he was angry, raised his hand and slapped Ke Xiaochuan in the face.
Where would Ke Xiaochuan let him fan himself like this? He didn't retreat, but took advantage of the pigtail's arm to pick it up, and kicked coldly at first, kicking on the pigtail's lower gear, kicking firmly.
The little pigtail didn't expect the Song people in front of him to dare to beat him a Khitan in any case, so he took the kick with his precious words, and suddenly felt that the lower half of his body was unconscious, the green tendons on his forehead were exposed, his eyes were bulging, his face was purple, and he knelt on the ground as if he was slowing down.
How can it be said that the thief captures the king first, and the other pigtails were stunned for a while when they saw the boss being kicked to the ground, and it was a coincidence that these pigtails just stood in a row, and they lowered their heads to see that the boss's movements were also uniform.
Brother Tianba's heart is big, seeing several heads side by side, he can't help but itch in his palms, and slaps it over, "pop papa" After a few sounds, several pigtail heads were slapped in the same direction, and the whole action was very interesting.
"I told you to get out of here, I don't understand, what's wrong?!"
Brother Tianba's voice was already loud, and this voice roared like a tiger roaring and a dragon's groan, and Ke Xiaochuan, who was standing nearby, was shocked to the point that his ears were numb, not to mention those little pigtails.
The Khitan ruffians are not stupid, seeing that these Song people are fierce and vicious, where do they dare to be strong? hurriedly dragged the boss who was kneeling on the ground, and fled with his tail between his legs.