Kong Yimao and his wife ate in a street shop. Suddenly, a woman came over, her eyes were slight, and she frowned, as if she was resentful. said: "The concubine has a body. ”

The wife threw herself into the hoop, angrily criticized Yi Mao's cheeks, spat on her face, and rushed out of the sky. The woman was ashamed, and said: "The concubine has a body, please stop smoking." ”

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Yesterday I was having dinner with my wife in a small restaurant, and suddenly a young woman came over, looked directly at my brother and said, "I'm pregnant!" The wife was stunned for a moment, shook her hand and slapped her brother, began to pull and pull, cry and make trouble, and then left. At this time, the young woman continued: "I haven't finished my sentence yet, big brother, I want to say that I am pregnant, so can you pinch out the cigarette?"

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