Chapter 152: Ghost Face Xiao Lang...... Lost!
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A terrible howl sounded in the city of Xuzhou, like throwing a stone into the water, causing countless ripples, people rushed to tell each other, to pass on this terrible news, especially those big gates, but also panicked, as if the end of the world is coming!
In folklore, this Metropolitan Governor is the reincarnation of the heavenly 'Greedy Wolf Star King', who is killed by the master, and the corpses must be piled up everywhere the figure goes, and the blood flows like a river, and the most terrible thing is that he also eats people!
The legend of Xiao Yi's cannibalism was as early as the time when the princes of the Eighteenth Road fought the Tiger Prison Pass, which was first circulated in the Xuanjia Army, and then spread to the friendly army, and then to the ears of the enemy, and finally spread to the people, in just a few years, the north and south of the river, on both sides of the Yellow River, everyone knows, no one knows, even the Huns outside the Great Wall have been circulated, and they are even more fierce!
It is said that 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' has to drink a girl's brain every morning, fry the hearts of three strong men at noon, and steam a baby for supper at night, which is not counted, it is said that he is also very, and he has to be accompanied by ten beauties every night, if anyone does not serve him, it will become the next day's breakfast, you say it is not scary!
The big men are well-informed, so they naturally don't believe in rumors such as cannibalism, but there is no wind and no waves, this metropolitan governor is a murderer, and he loves to collect 'skull cups' without a little water, so everyone's hearts are clouded!
That night, the owners of the gate valve family have been connected in tandem to discuss countermeasures, the hard top must not work, everyone knows, this metropolitan governor is invincible, invincible, even the 'tiger dove'-Lu Bu is folded in his hands, we are gone, aren't we sent to death in vain?
However, the ancients said well: 'outwit when you are strong', people who can fight may not be able to govern the people, they can play the sword out of flowers, and they don't see the brush, the former relies on strength, the latter relies on wisdom, as long as the means are good, killing people will see blood!
After some discussion, these family owners finally reached an agreement and listed the sixteen-character policy~ "Yang Feng Yin violated, gradually set up the air, replace soldiers with wealth, and kill people with soft knives!" ”
Who is higher and who is low, let's see the winners and losers in the means!
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On this day, on the avenue outside Xuzhou City, the water is purified and the street is splashed, the loess cushion road is clean, and the colorful flags are planted on both sides to demonstrate the force!
Don't drive - Chen Deng took a group of gate lords, literati and celebrities, drove a gorgeous carriage, took a beautiful daughter, and went out of the city early to greet the governor who came to take office, as for why he brought his daughter, it's simple, ****!
The place of greeting is ten miles outside the city, there is a pavilion, called 'Zhuma Pavilion', it is said that when the Chu overlord - Xiang Yubing entered Pengcheng, he once stationed the horses here, and also took the well water to scrub his 'Wuhu BMW', so it was named!
Since then, there has been a custom left in the local area, all those who come to take office in Xuzhou, the state pastor, must go to the 'Zhuma Pavilion' to take a trip to accept the welcome of the local gentry and people, such treatment, Tao Qian, Liu Bei, Lu Bu have enjoyed, and now it is Xiao Yi's turn!
As for those gate valve masters, they have a wooden barrel and a brush, all of which are ready to brush horses for the metropolitan governor for a while, don't look at the Han Dynasty now, but the people of Chu still respect the 'overlord' Xiang Yu, so there is a custom of brushing horses for the newly appointed state pastor, one is to catch the wind and wash the dust, and congratulate the meaning......
Moreover, this is also an excellent opportunity for flattery, these family owners have already discussed, they not only want to brush the horse, but also choose a respected person, lead the horse for the governor of the capital, all the way to Xuzhou City, be sure to shoot the sycophants in place!
For this place to lead the horse, there was also a fierce internal competition between many family heads, everyone knows that this is an excellent opportunity to show his face, if he can please the governor, it will naturally be a lot of benefits in the future, but after some hard work, Chen Deng snatched this task, no way, who called him quick head, deep roots, and the most important thing is thick enough to be thick-skinned?
"Don't drive your lordship, I don't know what gift this Grand Governor likes? I'll be ready for a while and two! Some family heads were uneasy and ran over to learn from Chen Deng, after all, he was the one who had seen Xiao Yi the most times and knew the most about the inside story!
"Is this~~ The Metropolitan Governor has a wide range of interests, what he likes specifically, it's really hard to guess!"
Chen Deng stroked his beard with his hands, his face was arrogant, in fact, he was secretly playing drums in his heart, although he had seen Xiao Yi twice and had a conversation, but the impression he gave was completely different, one was iron-blooded and ruthless, which made people feel like falling into an ice cave, and the other time he talked and laughed, which made people feel like a spring breeze......
Legend has it that 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' has countless faces, moody, unpredictable, and the ghost knows what he likes?
However, be prepared, in order to please the care of the governor, Chen Deng has invested enough money this time, gold, silver and jewelry, antique calligraphy and painting, BMW good horses, flying eagle lackeys, mansions and granges, ...... beauties, beauties are indispensable, a large group of warblers and swallows, and even handsome teenagers have prepared several, what if the governor likes this tune?
While everyone was speculating, a trumpet sounded in the distance, and then horses' hooves rumbled, and a team of people and horses appeared in sight!
The first is a black background and white edges, with a big flag at the corner of the waves, in the middle of a big blood-red 'Xiao' word, hanging on the three-zhang flagpole with a thick bowl mouth, fluttering in the wind, so not majestic!
Look at the banner of Daxu again, there is a black horse, and immediately sit on a general, eight feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, wearing a double-pronged heavenly king's helmet, wearing a large-leaf iron armor, and holding a stainless steel mace in his hand, it is really majestic, so domineering, and in a trance it makes people think that it is the 'overlord of Western Chu' resurrected!
Everyone in the world knows that Xiao Yi has two henchmen under his command, both of whom are fierce and warlike people, known as 'Bull Head and Horse Noodles', of which 'Horse Noodles' is in Chang'an and governs one side, and this one with a mace should be 'Bull Head'!
Looking further back, a team of Xuanjia iron horses, bright armor, high morale, worthy of the world's elite soldiers, but everyone looked back and forth in the team several times, even their eyes were sour, but they didn't find the figure of the metropolitan governor, but they saw a two-horse driver, beautifully decorated official car, covered with colorful cloth curtains, and the four corners inlaid with gold and silver, very luxurious!
"The Governor didn't come on horseback, but by car?" Although everyone was puzzled, they were not surprised, as the so-called 'military generals ride horses, civil officials sit in cars', now Xiao Yi is in charge of Xuzhou, vassal elegance, changing to a carriage is nothing, anyway, brushing horses and brushing cars is not much different, just a little more water!
"I will see the state pastor, the lord came to govern Xuzhou, it is the blessing of the people of the five counties, the lower officials and others have admiration, and specially prepare a thin wine to wash the dust for the adult!"
All the heads of the family are masters of sycophancy, since Xiao Yi came by car, he immediately unified his voice and changed his name to 'Lord Zhou Mu', don't look at it as just a small change, but it is a science in the officialdom!
"Whew! ……”
With a hiss, the float stopped, but the door did not open, but there was a slight noise, as if the people inside had just woken up and were frightened!
"Xiaguan Chen Deng, I have seen Lord Zhoumu!" Chen Deng carried a bucket and a brush, trotted to the front of the car, and then bowed down, waiting for Xiao Yixing's car wash gift! ’
Hearing Chen Deng's name, the people inside obviously couldn't sit still, the car curtain was raised, and a Qianqian Su hand stretched out first, and then revealed a charming, mature and charming face, which turned out to be Lu Bu's main wife~~ Yan's!
As the saying goes, 'if you want to be pretty, you must be filial', Yan is bringing filial piety to her deceased husband Lu Bu, wearing a set of pure white clothes, with a white cloth strip tied on her forehead, tears on her face are still there, and with that sad look, it adds three points of charm, which makes people have an urge to ravage!
Yan is Lu Bu's wife, and the officials in Xuzhou naturally know her, and now when they see her walking out of the car, they are shocked at first, and then all kinds of thoughts pour out like a fountain......
"I'm a good girl, this Dadu Governor is really a man of God, not only took over the position of his predecessor, but also took over the predecessor's woman, Wen Hou knows that the grave should become green, right?"
There are also people who secretly hate in their hearts, not because of the character of the new state pastor, but because they hate the incomplete gifts they prepared, no one thought that the dignified 'ghost-faced Xiao Lang' turned out to be a lover of personal wives, and if he knew this, he should not have brought his daughters, but brought his own concubine or daughter-in-law~~, a mistake, a mistake!
"I've seen you...... Madam! "Thick-skinned is the basic skill of all gate valve masters, no matter what the identity of this woman is, since he has been slept by the metropolitan governor, he must bow down and salute, and he must greet him with a smile in the future!
At this time, Yan's heart is also rolling waves, the same crowd, the same scene, she has experienced it once, when Lu Bu entered Xuzhou, what a beautiful scenery, these officials can't wait to lie on the ground and kneel and lick the soles of their boots, but the situation turns, the same group of people, treacherous, fell into the well, the reason why Lu Bu was defeated, the external cause only accounted for thirty percent, but the internal trouble accounted for seventy percent!
All along, Yan didn't hate Xiao Yi, but hated these Xuzhou officials to the bone, and now she saw the flattering faces, which made her feel a sense of revenge, if possible, she really wanted to be a woman with a 'ghost face Xiao Lang', and then turn around and kill these enemies one by one!
But she also knew that it was impossible, even Diao Chan's stunning beauty in the world failed to move Xiao Yi's heart, let alone her, but her daughter seemed to like him very much, and if she raised her for a few years, it might not be hopeless!
"The Yan family came down, why didn't the state pastor move, could it be that he was 'overworked' along the way, and he fell asleep tired?" Everyone looked into the car suspiciously, and even secretly guessed whether Diao Chan was also inside...... killing two birds with one stone, and the blessing was not shallow!
Yan naturally knew what everyone thought, only to see the corners of her mouth slightly raised, smiled playfully, and then stepped forward and reached out to pick up the car curtain, since you are confused, then let you see it thoroughly!
"Brush! …… Brush! ”
Countless eyes were cast on the inside of the car, hoping to see the figure of the Grand Governor, and the result was ......
"Empty? …… The inside of the car is empty! Everyone stared at the boss, and only saw a soft pillow and a thin quilt, and as for the state pastor, there was no trace at all......
"What about people? …… Where did the people go? ”
You look at me, I look at you, everyone looks at each other, "Ghost face Xiao Lang...... Lost! ”
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