Weather, hot.

Li Tai always felt a little itchy on his face.

A touch, a hand of black.

Zhang Huaiyu, who was beside him, couldn't help but be startled, and said, "County Zun, your face has melted!" ”

"Oh, it's so hot, it's just sweating and fading, don't worry, go get me a plate of water." Li Tai said with a smile.

"You...... Aren't you born with this complexion? ”

"Yes, I just gave birth today."

"Didn't you say it wouldn't fall?"

"Now is the time to witness the miracle." Li Tai smiled and gently lifted the crescent moon on his forehead, and the crescent tin foil was removed.

The crowd was stunned.

Is this all right?

It turned out that everyone was tricked by him all morning.

"You ancients, you're really foolish, hey." Li Tai shook his head, and then at this time, Li Zhong had already come with a plate of water.

He quickly washed the ink off his face.

Ancient ink is a bit expensive.

It is impossible to wash the face so quickly, so a fairly dark face appeared in everyone's sight.

Looking at everyone's strange eyes, Li Tai couldn't help but secretly despise.

Is it only for you to have Alzheimer's disease, and not for me to be a teenager in secondary school?

"Okay, it seems that there is nothing to do today, so I will go back first." Li Tai said with a smile, and then he didn't allow Zhang Huaiyu and the others to refuse, and walked outside slowly.

It's noon, so it's time to go back to lunch.

Then take a good nap.

As for whether the afternoon will come.

Well, let's see what happens in the afternoon.

If you're in a good mood, you won't come, and if you're in a bad mood, you won't come.

Slowly got on the donkey, Li Zhong pulled the donkey in front, and slowly returned to the Wei Palace.

At this time, in the palace.

Li Shimin's anger was thunderous!

"Vertical vertical son, this abominable vertical has lost the face of my royal family!" Li Shimin said angrily: "Go, you go to Wannian County now, and call that erection back!" ”

Li Tai's affairs in Wannian County were spread to the emperor's ears by 1510.

Li Shimin was naturally very angry.

On the first day I went, I extorted so many people's money, and if I went on like this, wouldn't I want to make the entire Wannian County a miasma?

What a disappointment!

Li Tai slowly returned to the Wei Palace, and then walked towards the palace.

Although the food in the Wei Palace's palace is delicious, the meals in the palace are free, so Li Tai usually solves lunch and dinner in the palace.

After entering the palace, he went to the imperial dining room and asked the imperial dining room to roast a chicken called Hua for himself.

And the person who went to Wannian County also came back, and he pounced.

Hurry back and tell Li Shimin.

"What? Not in Wannian County? Li Shimin's brows couldn't help frowning slightly, he skipped work on the first day of work, this green sparrow!

However, at this moment, Li Tai was holding a plate in one hand with a roast chicken in it.

The other hand is nibbling on a chicken leg.

Datang's chicken is delicious.

Walked slowly to the palace of diligence.

"Dad, what's the matter? What the hell, you said that you are not young anymore, don't get angry all the time, don't be so grumpy. Li Tai took a bite and said: "We are the royal family, the royal family must have the majesty of the royal family, if you let outsiders see it, wouldn't it be a joke for us?" ”

"Shaft, why are you here?" Li Shimin asked angrily.

He was in the palace!

"I'm off work and I'm back." Li Tai said as a matter of course.

"You've done all the things in the yamen?" Li Shimin asked.

"That's, you don't look at who I am." Li Tai stepped forward with a smile, put the plate of roast chicken on the table, and then said: "I made a move, I solved everything at once, I am a genius!" ”

Li Tai said proudly.

Of course, blown.

"Besides, there are hundreds of people in the yamen, I don't have more than one, and I don't have a lot of less, just let those people under me handle ordinary cases, I'm a prince, how can I do everything myself?" Li Tai said with a smile.

"Hmph, in that case, I'm asking you something." Li Shimin said.

Li Tai said nonchalantly: "Ask." ”

"Why did you accept bribes as soon as you entered the county government!" Li Shimin asked.

"Who says I took a bribe? This is simply a great injustice! Li Tai was immediately very angry, am I like a person who accepts bribes?

Am I like?

What the hell is that nonsense that has been cut by a thousand cuts!

Abominable!

"Who made a small report, who gave me the little shoes to wear? I'm not afraid to give birth to a son without ***!" Li Tai couldn't help but say: "Dad, this kind of person who makes a small report can't be tolerated, you must beat him until he is honest, by the way, Dad, the prince may have accepted bribes, you have to check it." ”

"Hmph, the facts are in front of you, and you don't admit it yet!" Li Shimin stared at a pair of big eyes and said: "As soon as you enter the yamen, let people take out their belongings to honor you, do you say yes or no!" ”

"Oh, yes, I did it." Li Tai said with a righteous face: "If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, this matter is indeed what I did!" ”

"You shaft, you shaft, I can't eat without you!" Li Shimin hates iron and steel, why is this son so greedy for money!

"Dad, how many times have I said it, I eat a lot of things, but I don't eat, Dad, why is your taste getting heavier and heavier? It's even heavier than Brother Ke'er and Brother Prince's. Li Tai said with a big grin.

"Then why the hell are you taking those bribes!" Li Shimin has a deep hatred for corrupt officials.

If Li Tai was not his son, he would have been imprisoned long ago.

His own son is reluctant to fight.

"Dad, I went to fool around with a group of big men this morning, didn't I charge some interest to comfort and comfort my wounded heart." Li Tai smiled slightly and said, "Moreover, I took the initiative to collect this money myself, so it is considered a bribe?" ”

"Bribes, the first condition is that they have something to ask me for, and they willingly give me money, and I have done something illegal and undisciplined for them, this is called bribery, today I am out to attack, and they have nothing to ask me for help, so it is not considered a bribe." The smile on Li Tai's face became even stronger.

"Oh, you know the law." Li Shimin was amused by Li Tai's son, and said half-breathingly: "It seems that I have to change the laws of the Tang Dynasty!" ”

"No matter how good you are, it's useless." Li Tai smiled brightly and said: "I am proficient in all kinds of ways to exploit legal loopholes, as the so-called knowledge of the law, I can better break the law, hehe......"