The young Taoist priest who left Beijing had a slight movement in his hair, a fairy wind and bones, and the dust in his hands was even more exquisite. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The fly in the ointment is that these small-leaved red sandalwood whisks are often taken by the bald donkeys in the capital to send them to the Diaoyutai Workshop to cart beads......

In the ninth year of Zhenguan, the bald heads became stronger, and they knew how to drive beads.

This is the thirty-three-year-old Li Chunfeng disgusted the most thing, and those fools in the market meet and ask "Brother Tai has heard of Amway", whenever there is a good talent and beauty sent to the Ministry of Industry, there will be a bald donkey wearing a robe to praise it, and then kindly ask the Ministry of Works, do you want to get a piece of the car beads.

Pear blossom wood, car beads.

Large-leaved red sandalwood, car beads.

Wenge, car beads.

Boxwood, car beads.

Mountain mahogany, car beads.

Ebony, car beads.

So much so that when Li Chunfeng saw his bald head, he automatically thought "Why don't you take a look at the beads?" in his mind.

This is very sad, but Li Chunfeng knows that in order not to embarrass the Shangqing court, after resigning, he may not be as good as the bald donkeys.

The biggest difference is that the old bald donkey among the bald donkeys can hold the beads of the cart and open the light. Just like which Futu temple is said to be very effective in "asking for children", it is all up to the masters to consecrate women.

There are a lot of Longyou Buddhism, and in recent years, they have killed a lot of "old men on the ***", these Kaiguang masters fled from death, and with the opening of the Western Expedition army, there was a resurgence.

Li Chunfeng in the first year of Zhenguan was full of spirits and did not dare to say that he would point out the country, but at least with his excellent math results, he firmly believed that he could make a qualified calendar.

In the past nine years, every pillar of the court who talked to him would praise him as "Lao Tie", because he was well-read, could talk, and could make sense. Although he is a member of the Shangqing Dynasty, he can practice both Confucianism and law, and he is even better at mathematics. Liu Hui is a turtle in his eyes, Zu Hui is a waste wood in his pen, and except for Wang Xiaotong, who can enter the eyes of the law, the rest are garbage.

Until...... Until the thirteen-year-old Wu Shun sacrificed a set of magic weapons called "Calculus" and hung him up at the age of thirty-three.

As a promising young man with strong psychological quality, Li Chunfeng felt for the first time that his life was similar to living on a dog.

He developed deep doubts about his intellect until ...... Until Wu Shun's sister played a set of "analytic geometry" attack and pressed him to the ground and rubbed him.

Rubbing, rubbing, like the pace of the devil.

Li Chunfeng was embarrassed and angry, and finally handed in his resignation, left the Taishi Bureau, and left Chang'an.

However, he didn't run away, he had to turn over the book, so he was ready to go south, and he couldn't wait.

Standing on the Baqiao, looking at the sparkling waves, Li Daochang was full of emotion, and it was the impulse to chant poetry.

Just about to open his mouth to read a poem, but he saw a banner floating on the side of the bridge, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, two longevity eyebrows are several inches long, moving with the wind, and the end is unfathomable.

I saw Lao Futu smile slightly and called: "Daoist friends are polite." ”

"Courteous."

Seeing that the other party was so friendly, Li Chunfeng was naturally amiable.

It's just that the shiny bald head in the sun always feels a little dazzling, which reminds him of the car beads. So Li Chunfeng asked, "What advice does Futu have?" ”

"Don't dare to be instructed, don't dare to be." The bald head still smiled calmly, and said, "The good materials in the hands of Taoist friends are handed over to the first-class lathe workers of the Diaoyutai Workshop......

Boom!

Li Chunfeng, who was both civil and military, was furious, kicked the old bald head into the water, and then did not hesitate to take two long legs and run to the southeast.

"It's not good, there is a Taoist priest who committed murder and threw the old monk's body into the water——"

"Iniquity, iniquity!"

"In ancient times, Lao Tzu turned into Hu, and there is today's floating slaughter. The Buddha is the way, and the Buddha is the way. ”

"It's the same root, why ...... be too anxious to fry each other"

If it weren't for the fear of having a fight with the Chang'an Yamen, Daochang Li would definitely rush back and flatten all these cheap-mouthed guys wildly, so hard that their mothers wouldn't recognize them.

Zhang Dezheng of Hanyang is helping the county commanders to survey, and the construction of embankments does not require advanced materials at all, but only to improve the construction methods.

Because of the support of Duan Lun, the boss of the department, Lao Zhang directly began to play greasy. Ordinary members of the water department should honestly control the water, repair the dams, and dredge the tributary rivers, which is the finishing touch.

However, just like Li Chunfeng is not an ordinary Taoist, Wu Shun is not an ordinary little lady, and Lao Zhang is not an ordinary earth dog.

Rushing at the Yangtze River, Lao Zhang immediately broke the law and committed a crime, embezzlement of public funds is really too much!

There must be no problem in reporting the accounts, for example, how much stone is used in a certain section of a certain river, how much earthwork is used, and how much is levied and how many people are requisitioned......

But the key problem is that changing the construction methods, or even only need to learn a little bit of mathematical co-ordination, can save a lot of manpower and material resources.

And Lao Zhang, the native dog, used the manpower and material resources of the public to build terraces, dig aqueducts, drying pools and pocket-sized reservoirs.

By building terraces, a large number of stones can be obtained, which are quickly transported by waterway to the river sections needed in the north, south, east and west of Hanyang.

Q, why is it so easy to mine stone in the place where the soil dogs in the south of the Yangtze River are mixed?

Answer, there is a lot of urine in the soil dog, and since childhood, he will play with urine, stir and stir the urine with sand, and make nitrate by heaping the soil.

In the ninth year of Zhenguan, Duan Lun, the boss of the Ministry of Industry, looked forward to the autumn flood not to go too far, and Lei Gong didn't know if there was thunder, but he often heard someone farting in the valley in the area, and it resounded in the sky.

As long as the construction site is empty, Lao Zhang will take a walk with Bai Jie without moving, and then find time to sleep with Zheng Wan.

Although Li Jingren told him several times not to forget the "Juyue Ascending Meeting", Lao Zhang's plan was to find an excuse not to go.

This kind of game of talented and beautiful women really can't satisfy his appetite. With this kung fu, it is better to participate in the "Cave Xuanzi Thirty-six Loose Hands" seminar.

One day, just as Lao Zhang was working in the temporary residence of Hanyang, Menzi came in and reported: "Wailang, there is a Taoist outside, saying that he is asking to see." ”

"Daoist?"

Lao Zhang Xin said that I have nothing to do with Taoist priests, and I don't cultivate immortals.

"Is there a famous assassin?"

"The Taoist said that his surname was Li and he was from Chang'an."

"Invite him in, and so-and-so will come out."

"Yes."

When he arrived at the side hall of the official residence, Lao Zhang saw a Taoist priest wearing a cyan Taoist robe, standing with his hands in his hands, very depressed.

"Daochang Li? You...... How did you come to Hanyang? ”

It was Li Chunfeng who came, and the tired and melancholy Li Daochang saw Zhang De, he seemed to be relieved, and then arched his hand, and after saluting, he said with a straight face: "Zhang Gongbu, how sad I am here, you ...... You're responsible for me. ”

"Huh?!"