The Lu people have new frontier guards and patrol along the border. Before long, the commander of the emergency company said: "A battalion is forcing the situation!" ”

The long stunned pale, unavoidable. The crowd is stubborn and stubborn, and the nest is poured out. Everyone heard that the enemy was strong, and they all had the will to die. Where it is, it's just a guest picking. The company commander was furious, tied up the Lu people, and sat down with a lie about the military situation.

The news has been heard, and the sound of "people" and "battalion" is in the same ear.

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There was a young man from Shandong who enlisted in the army and became a border guard. One day, it was his turn to stand guard, and suddenly, he saw a person walking around the border, and immediately called the company commander: report to the company commander and find a battalion. When the company commander heard this, he was shocked and thought: I only have one company, and the enemy has come with a battalion, and it is clear that it will be destroyed. So an order was given to assemble urgently, fully armed, and all men were ready to sacrifice and march towards the border. When I arrived at the border, I saw only one person, a farmer collecting firewood. The company commander was annoyed: The sentry dared to lie about the military situation, he was tired of it.

It turned out that the sentry reported in dialect that the pronunciation of the Shandong dialect was battalion, which caused this misunderstanding and made a joke.

ps: Recently, together with my friends, I participated in the completion of the translation of Wang Bo's "Guangzhou Baozhuang Temple Relic Pagoda Tablet" on the New Wenyan Forum, and it has been on the news of several websites, so I am really a little proud......