10. Three chapters of the covenant
Tong Wanqing had been standing behind Xu Xiaole for a while, which was enough to tell whether Xu Xiaole was looking at the meridian diagram or the secret drama diagram. Although she bears the reputation of a widow, she is a virgin who has never been through human affairs. Even when she was at home, there were people of all religions and nine streams in and out of the store, so that she was not shy about men and women, but such a delicate and detailed secret drama with a combination of demeanor and dynamics still made her blush.
Xu Xiaole reacted very quickly, and immediately got under the desk, got out from the other side, and confronted his sister-in-law across the table. He didn't care about being beaten now, he was only worried that his sister-in-law would take the painting of the Lord of the Obo Pavilion and attack him. Seeing that although her sister-in-law was spewing fire in her nostrils, she was still sensible, Xu Xiaole said, "Sister-in-law, I'm studying medicine!" ”
Tong Wanqing's molars were grinding loudly: "You just look at these messy things to study medicine?" How do you still have the face surnamed Xu! ”
Xu Xiaole said with a hippie face: "If you don't believe it, just look at the bookshelf on your left hand, is there a copy of "The Book of Plain Women"? On the title page, there is also the seal of the ancestor's collection! Xu Xiaole was afraid that her sister-in-law would not believe it, so she ran to the bookshelf at the risk of being beaten, and found the "Plain Girl Sutra" with ease, and opened the cover to show her sister-in-law.
Although Tong Wanqing doesn't know how to write and ink, she can still distinguish between truth and falsehood. When she saw that the title page of the medical book was indeed printed with the inscription "Descendants of the Eternal Treasure", she knew that this was indeed a rare book left by her predecessors. Because this seal is an heirloom of the Xu family, only rare books can use this book seal, and now it is locked in her box, and it can only be passed to him after Xu Xiaole is weak.
"What is this "Su Nu Sutra" talking about? What does it have to do with all this filthy stuff? Tong Wanqing made a look of tearing up the secret drama diagram.
Xu Xiaole was so frightened that his liver trembled, and hurriedly said, "Sister-in-law, stop!" The ancients often said: Before you learn medicine, you must learn people, and "The Book of Plain Women" and this secret drama are just teaching doctors to learn to be people. He was anxious for a while, but he didn't expect that "being a man" had another meaning, and Tong Wanqing was even more embarrassed when he heard it. She said: "Very good, very good, it seems that you want to learn to be a man first and then study medicine, the stick in my hand will teach you to be a man the most, come on, come on, don't escape!" As she spoke, Tong Wanqing pulled out a rolling pin from behind her as if she were juggling.
Who carries a rolling pin with them? Xu Xiaole shouted, "You brought a rolling pin before you came in!" Obviously ill-intentioned! ”
Tong Wanqing originally went to get Xu Xiaole up with a rolling stick, but she was confused by Xu Xiaole's reading of "Analects" just now, and she didn't use it. After reacting, he quietly touched the study, and sure enough, he proved that he still knew Xu Xiaole very well, and he didn't have a rolling pin in vain.
"When you move your ass, I know what you're going to fart!" Tong Wanqing tore the secret scene in half, threw it on the ground, stepped on it twice, and beat it with a rolling stick.
Xu Xiaole saw that the secret drama had been killed, and it was unwise to fold it in again, so he hurriedly dodged. I just hate that the bookshelves and bookboxes are all placed against the wall, and a desk can be used as a cover. Xu Xiaole slipped under the desk and saw a foot wearing embroidered shoes kicking over.
Xu Xiaole shrank back, stretched out his hand and fished it, just right. Tong Wanqing was startled, almost fell, and hurriedly leaned over and pressed on the desk, standing on one foot, but the other foot was pulled by Xu Xiaole, and the whole person was bowed.
"Let go!" Tong Wanqing said angrily.
"Manly man, how can you just let it go!" Xu Xiaole collected the cold sweat on his body, for fear that his sister-in-law would escape, so he held his shoelaces in his arms.
Tong Wanqing retracted her feet hard, but only pulled out a few inches, and she wanted to kick it up with anger. But she thought: If I really kick him with all my strength, I am afraid that I will kick the bad guy. Tong Wanqing changed her slightly relaxed posture and said, "Okay, okay, you let go first, let's talk about the conditions." ”
Xu Xiaole smiled: "Sister-in-law thinks I'm still a child, if I really let go, I'm afraid I can only negotiate terms with your stick." ”
Tong Wanqing smiled and said: "Hug so tightly, aren't you afraid of athlete's foot?" ”
"Hey, my sister-in-law still has athlete's foot? I'll help my sister-in-law take a look. As he spoke, he was about to take off Tong Wanqing's shoes and socks.
Tong Wanqing hurriedly controlled the strength and kicked twice, not letting Xu Xiaole mess around, and said: "Originally, I didn't, but I was held by a dirty thing just now, and I was afraid that I might get it." ”
Xu Xiaole saw that her sister-in-law was struggling hard, and she was even more afraid that her sister-in-law would escape, so she didn't dare to do much, so she hugged her tightly in her arms: "Then I'm even more afraid." If my sister-in-law wants to tell me to let go, we have to make three chapters of the law. ”
"You belong to you, and it's up to me whether you agree or not." Tong Wanqing said.
Xu Xiaole said: "First, yesterday's and today's events have been revealed, I don't want you to compensate me for the album, and you can't beat me." Tong Wanqing was so angry that she laughed: "How can there be such a good thing in the world, you have committed crimes in my hands one after another, and if you say that you have exposed it, you will expose it, let me explain to the stick in my hand!" ”
Xu Xiaole dragged Tong Wanqing's feet back again, rubbed the whole person up, and even hugged his calves: "If you don't agree, I'll take off your shoes and socks and scratch the soles of your feet!" ”
Tong Wanqing couldn't do it even if she wanted to kick Xu Xiaole to death this time, and she struggled to no avail, so she had to soften and say: "You talk about the next two chapters first, and let's bargain in the end." ”
Xu Xiaole secretly snickered and said, "Second, you can't beat me casually in the future." ”
Tong Wanqing said: "When did I beat you casually?" Didn't you do something wrong that I beat you! ”
Xu Xiaole said: "Sometimes although I do something wrong, you fight too hard." Today we have to sign a gentleman's agreement, and when I encounter the mistake I made for the first time, you can only persuade education, not beat me. ”
Tong Wanqing heard Xu Xiaole say this, and she was also a little sad in her heart. She has been like a boy since she was a child, naughty and nonsense, and refuses to obey her father's management. Because her father and mother doted on her, she didn't care much about her. When her younger brother was born, her father and mother learned from the experience of failure in educating their eldest daughter, and they were extremely strict with their younger brother, and if they made a mistake, they would be beaten violently. Therefore, the family education that Tong Wanqing has seen, in addition to being laissez-faire, is a violent beating.
Laissez-faire is certainly not a no-go. As the daughter-in-law of the Xu family, she has the obligation to take care of the Xu family's only seedling. And in Tong Wanqing's opinion, Xu Xiaole, even if he is not the first scourge in Jiangnan, can be ranked in the top three. If this is left unchecked, wouldn't it raise a demon king of the mixed world?
"Now that you're older, we can try it later. But if you don't listen to good words, I'm going to beat you!" Tong Wanqing took a step back. She looked at her neighbors, who is like her own family jumping all day long? If you can not fight, it is naturally better not to fight.
Xu Xiaole consciously won a game, and the third request made a lion: "You have to give me five taels of silver." ”
As soon as the words fell, Tong Wanqing directly lifted the table.