Chapter 470: The Truth
As soon as Wise Mitsuhide's words fell, Yu Qiuping felt a sudden lightness on his back, and he hurriedly turned his head to look and found that Achichi Mitsuhide had already turned sideways and thrown himself into the water.
"Mitsuhide!" Yu Qiuping secretly screamed in his heart, and hurriedly swam over to catch Akechi Guangxiu. However, Akechi Mitsuhide shook off Yu Qiuping's hand very resolutely, and when Yu Qiuping tried to get close again, he glared at Yu Qiuping fiercely.
"Are you crazy!" Yu Qiuping watched as Akechi Mitsuhide seemed to take a big sip of water, clearly wanting to choke on water, and his heart was already too anxious. But every time he tried to swim over to the rescue, he would be pushed away by Akechi Mitsuhide very resistantly.
Seeing that Akechi Mitsuhide was about to drown because of his refusal to rescue, Yuqiu was in a hurry and punched Akechi Mitsuhide's head fiercely. Akechi Mitsuhide exclaimed, and was knocked unconscious in the water, no longer resisting. Yu Qiuping hooked his neck and armpits from behind, and once again swam him out in a backstroke position.
"What do you do?" Yu Qiuping scolded strongly in his heart, "Originally, I still had a little strength, but I was by you like this, and now I really have to stop cooking." ”
Yu Qiuping knew in his heart that his strength was no longer enough to support him to swim to the shore, so he simply gave up swimming. And Akechi Mitsuhide, because he was unconscious, no longer struggled violently, and his body fell on the water by density. Yu Qiuping relied on his excellent water ability, lying flat on the water, while maintaining the balance of Wise Mitsuhide's body, telling him not to choke on the water anymore, while letting the current push him, paddling in an unknown direction - hoping to float to some small island. However, Yu Qiuping also knows that all this is already very slim.
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However, there is no end to the sky. After drifting aimlessly for an unknown amount of time, Yu Qiuping squinted and found that there was a small island not far from the side. Overjoyed, he immediately exerted his strength to breastfeed, and desperately pulled Akechi Mitsuhide to swim there. After a lot of effort, I finally swam to the island. When Akechi Mitsuhide was sent to the shore, Yu Qiuping only felt that his body was like a loss of strength, and the whole person was lying flat on the beach, unable to exert any strength.
The island is so small that you can see the coast on the other side at a glance, and it can only be called a reef. But it's not a big problem, as long as he can provide Yu Qiuping with a place to settle down and rest.
"Hey, Mitsu-so, how are you?" After Yuqiu calmed down, he patted Wise Guangxiu who was lying beside him. However, he shouted several times in a row, but Akechi Mitsuhide did not respond.
"Did I hit that hard?" Yu Qiuping was secretly surprised in his heart, sat up next to Akechi Mitsuhide, and patted Akechi Mitsuhide's face and shoulder, "Mitsuhide, wake up!" Hey! We're safe! ”
However, Akechi Mitsuhide still lay motionless on the ground.
Yu Qiuping suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly used his hand to probe Akechi Mitsuxiu's snort, and found that the breath was already very faint—so faint that it was difficult to detect.
This is... Shock?
"Bad thing!" Yuqiu was at a loss, and all that came to mind was chest compressions and artificial respiration that he had learned during military training, so he hurriedly untied the coat of Akechi Guangxiu, gestured at the middle of the line between his breasts, and immediately began to fold his hands together and press hard.
"What the hell, how is it so hard to press so much than a dummy?" Yu Qiuping pressed it twice in a row, but he couldn't press it in, so he mustered up all his strength and pressed it hard, and finally it began to have an effect.
"30 blows or 60 blows? Forget it, 60, 60, 60! Yu Qiuping couldn't remember the knowledge in class at all, and after panting and doing 60 chest compressions in a row, he pinched Akechi Mitsuhide's nose and began to blow on Akechi Mitsuhide. Then, another 60 compressions, two more blows.
However, before he could finish blowing twice, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lips, and then there was a bloody sweet smell. Yu Qiuping sat up in pain and found that his lips had been bitten and bleeding. He looked at Akechi Mitsuhide in surprise and found that Akechi Mitsuhide had woken up and was covering his mouth with one hand and his chest with the other, looking at him in the same surprise.
"What are you going to do!" The two men asked in unison.
"I'm saving you! You've fainted, I'm giving you artificial respiration! Why are you biting me! After Yu Qiuping reacted, he laughed and scolded: "You are a big man, how can you bite like a little woman!" I didn't ask for..."
However, as Yu Qiuping spoke, his tone suddenly slowed down, and he gradually lost his words.
After tossing in the water for a long time just now, the thick powder that Akechi Mitsuhide's face applied every day had been washed off, and in its place, it was a watery face as delicate as a woman. And since the loose feet and samurai clothes have been taken off, his thin figure looks so thin. The bun fell out at some point, and the waist-length hair was spread out like satin. And the chest he covered with his hands was clearly undulating - there was a white bag hanging next to it, which Yu Qiuping recognized, it was a chest strap.
This is... Women? Isn't this Wise Mitsuhide? It's so familiar! Where have I seen it?
Suddenly, Yu Qiuping saw a tear mole in the corner of Akechi Mitsuhide's left eye, and thoughts came to him all at once.
It was a few years ago, and a large group of his subordinates were following the woman who was peeping in the teahouse.
Yu Qiuping only felt that his brain was blank and he couldn't say a word.
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By the time Yu Qiuping came back to his senses again, it was already evening. He had already made a bonfire in the woods, and had caught two stupid fish, which were roasting on them. And Akechi Mitsuhide was sitting by the tree not far away, and he hadn't said a word to Yu Qiuping until now.
However, without wise Mitsuhide's mouth, Yu Qiuping's head was already full of paste. He once thought that he had saved the wrong person when he was in the water, and rescued a woman who had fallen into the water, but when he thought about it, it was not right - it was indeed wise Mitsuhide.
Wise Guangxiu is actually a woman?
Didn't they all say that Uesugi Kenshin might be a woman? How did Akechi Mitsuhide become a woman too?
It's fake, if that's the case, how can no one find out in history?
It's not right, hasn't our Oda family been in the past two years, and no one has found out that Akechi Mitsuhide is a woman? But he, oh no, it's her, wearing such heavy palace makeup all day long, wearing loose and thick clothes, and wearing a chest strap (and her breasts are not big), who can recognize this? And the sound is also well camouflaged, and I can't hear it at all, but I just think it's more girly. Yu Qiuping vaguely remembers that in his previous life, he liked a favorite anime "Naruto", in which the voice actor of the male protagonist Naruto Uzumaki is a woman. He didn't find out the truth until after the Hokage was over. Is this a talent unique to Japanese women?
But the age is not right! Yu Qiuping had the impression that Akechi Mitsuhide seemed to be in his fifties when he changed in Honnoji Temple, so he should be in his forties now. But the woman in front of her was at most twenty-seven or eight.
Fake, right? Japanese Mulan?
If I can travel back in time and announce this matter, will it become popular?
No, no, gender can be fake, what can be said about age? Besides, didn't Oda Nobunaga still call Akechi Mitsuhide a bald man? Why is there a woman with long hair and waist in front of you?
Yu Qiuping had 10,000 questions in his heart, but he couldn't get answers, so that he was now completely confused, and he didn't even have the heart to think about the battle situation on land.
If you don't ask about it, it's really uncomfortable.
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"Mitsu-so, let's have something to eat. We haven't eaten for a day. Yu Qiuping asked as he stirred the bonfire with a wooden stick and pretended not to care, trying to avoid embarrassment.
"I'm not hungry." Because Akechi Mitsuhide discovered the identity of a woman by Yu Qiuping, he no longer tried to hide his voice, but replied directly in a woman's voice. However, as she said this, her stomach sang in the opposite tune and screamed "cooing". Wise Guangxiu's face flushed, he took a few deep breaths, and walked quickly to the campfire, where Yu Qiuping sat down beside him.
Through the bonfire, Yu Qiuping was able to take another look at the face of Wise Mitsuhide—the same as she had seen in the teahouse back then, even if her hair was a little messy, it was still difficult to hide her beauty.
Why did such a beautiful woman dress up as a man and fight on this bloody battlefield?
"Come on Mitsuhide, can you explain?" Yu Qiuping hesitated for a long time, then asked with a wry smile: "Why is the elegant and easy-going wise Mitsuhide I met actually a girl?" ”
"I'm not." Akechi Mitsuhide subconsciously denied it, and as soon as the words came out, his face turned red again.
"You promise me first, you are not allowed to say what you see today!" She sat up suddenly, leaned forward slightly to look at Yu Qiuping, and said in a deep voice, "If anyone else knows my identity, I will!" I just! ”
"Just what?" Yu Qiuping looked at Wise Guangxiu's angry appearance, and suddenly felt a little cute.
Wise Guangxiu held back for a long time, and found that she really had nothing to do with Yu Qiuping, so she could only say angrily: "I will die with you!" ”
"Don't worry, I won't say it. It doesn't do me any good to talk about it. Yu Qiuping no longer smiled, but assured Akechi Mitsuhide in a very serious tone. After seeing the latter's anxious eyes gradually calm down, Yu Qiuping spoke again: "But I have one condition. ”
"On what terms?" Akechi Mitsuhide whispered a little nervously.
"Tell me what the hell is going on, Mitsuhide." Yu Qiuping spread his hands helplessly, "I'm really confused by you." ”
Akechi Mitsuhide was asked about the pain and lowered his head with some hesitation. After a while, as if she had finally made up her mind, she bit her lip and told her story.