Kong Yimao was drunk at night, and the mercenary car went away, wilted on the couch, and sang a long song by hitting the window. His words said: "Looking at Chen Xizhen's battlefield, the big husband is in all directions, I will be drunk in all directions, I will be drunk and sow agar syrup, sow agar syrup and mess up the roots, and I will be ashamed of the root nature." ”

The emperor smiled heartily and said: "Chaos is chaos, and the husband should be like this!" Disorderly sex, nonsense drinking? ”

Yi Mao said: "No, the car." ”

The emperor was indignant and rebuked: "Your mother and maid! ”

=========

Original:

In the evening, a buddy drank too much and took a taxi home, and asked the driver in the car: Big brother, why do you say I can't control my lower body after drinking?

The machine said: Normal, man! Drink some forced wine and spend all day drinking!

The man said: No, brother, I peed on the car!

Driver: Huh! I'm m!