2-9 Master Tian, who likes to play with eagles
Tian Shuang then remembered that the three girls were following this kid just now, and he looked strange at the moment, these three girls had something wrong with their brains? How to follow such a thing.
"What's that, sons, I went out with my daughter-in-law to buy things today, but I can just this daughter-in-law, don't want to rob me!"
Cheng Wenlong said with a "scared" face, and Tian Shuang said.
When the three women heard Cheng Wenlong say that they were his daughters-in-law, Xiang Sha looked happy, Ji Shenke lowered his head and wanted to laugh, but Fan Diewu's face was flushed and he didn't dare to look at others.
Tian Shuang was dumbfounded, turned around and looked at the entourage behind him, the entourage was also surprised, and they all reached out and touched their heads, unable to believe that this was true.
"My father said, my daughter-in-law looks okay, tell me to watch closely, I'm afraid they will run away with others!"
Cheng Wenlong then pretended to be stupid.
Tian Shuang and his entourage were dumbfounded, this is too unreasonable, this whole is a fool, but he married such three beauties, for a while, Tian Shuang's heart was like a hundred and ten little monkeys scratching, scratching and scratching, he was itching.
"Well, this brother, come here, my brother will have a word with you."
After Tian Shuang finished speaking, he pulled Cheng Wenlong to the side, Cheng Wenlong followed Tian Shuang obediently, and did not forget to look back at the three girls: "Wait for me, I will buy you sugar gourds to eat later!" ”
Xu Qian and his entourage looked at Cheng Wenlong, who was pulled away by Tian Shuang, with a look of disdain.
"Big brother, what's the matter with you? I'm going to buy something to go back. ”
Cheng Wenlong said as he thought for a while and beat Tian Shuang into several levels of cripples.
"This brother, do you think this will work, brother, I am a famous young master in this city, do you know what the king's surname is? My name is Tian Shuang, do you know the power of Young Master Ben? ”
Tian Shuang hinted at Cheng Wenlong all the way.
"This brother, what's the matter with you? If it's okay, I'll leave, my father is still waiting for me. ”
Cheng Wenlong didn't understand.
Tian Shuang suddenly realized, wouldn't he play the piano to the cow with such a fool, and he seemed to be a little stupid.
"Ahem! It's such a brother, what about my house, there are a few girls missing now, you see, young master, I don't think these three women are stupid, it's better to let them come into my house to be girls, and give you three taels of gold every month! ”
Tian Shuang looked proud, a fool in the countryside, have you ever seen what three taels of gold looks like!
As soon as Cheng Wenlong heard the music, he wanted to coax his "daughter-in-law" away on the street with this young master, and he thought he would say something to buy the three of them, it seems that he underestimated this young master.
At that moment, Cheng Wenlong looked disapplieving: "That's not right, it's only three gold and silver, I still have to use them at night, or who will wash my feet?" ”
Tian Shuang looked at the three girls in the distance with a look of pity, and then looked at Cheng Wenlong, drooling like a goose looking at a bun seller on the side of the road.
Tian Shuang's face was a little gloomy.
Xu Qian saw that Tian Shuang's face had changed, and he came over staggeringly, and when he came to Tian Shuang's side, he asked, "What's the matter, Tian Shao?" ”
"It's just such a thing, I really don't understand why the three little ladies followed him, I said to give him three taels of gold every month, and he didn't let the three little ladies go with me."
Tian Shuang didn't shy away from Cheng Wenlong being by his side, so he opened his mouth and said.
"Then you can add some more gold!"
Xu Qian gave Tian Shuang a boost.
"And how much gold do you want?" Xu Qian turned around and asked Cheng Wenlong.
Cheng Wenlong opened his mouth and thought for a long time, then closed his eyes and said, "At least three or two halves, or I will leave." ”
Xu Qian and Tian Shuang listened to the music, this product thought for a long time and wanted to add half a tael of gold, this is too easy, the two of them looked at each other and said together: "Deal!" ”
After speaking, he walked towards the third girl, and Cheng Wenlong smiled secretly behind him.
"Brother Tian, let's talk about it first, the white chick at night wants me to go first, I have a bit of a heavy taste recently, and I like to walk on dry roads."
Xu Qian rubbed his hands together, and his eyes were fixed on Tyshenko's buttocks.
Tian Shuang looked at Xu Qian with a look of surprise: "Brother Xu can wait until the evening?" I can't stand it, I'm going to solve it later, and I'll have a double flight with two beauties. ”
After speaking, the two of them burst into laughter, today is really fucking peach blossom luck, when they meet such a two hundred and five, they can't go on the road.
"Hmmm! What, give this brother four pieces of gold and silver. ”
Tian Shuang walked up to Xiang Sha and the others, waved his hand generously and said.
Fan Diewu was taken aback, Cheng Wenlong really sold them?
Xiang Sha knew what was going on, and looked at Tian Shuang with a sneer, and Ji Shenke was also silent.
Cheng Wenlong took the four taels of gold, turned around and handed it to Xiang Sha, and said with a serious face: "Put away the four taels of gold, I will go with this young master, and I will go back to see you in a month, you go first!" ”
Xiang Sha understood that Cheng Wenlong was going to make a move, so he asked the three of them to hide.
When Tian Shuang heard this, he hurriedly took Cheng Wenlong's hand and said, "Brother, it's wrong, it's not like this, it's you who take four taels of gold and go, and the three little ladies go with me!" ”
Cheng Wenlong looked surprised: "Huh? Are you going to exchange four taels of gold for my three wives? Look at what you said, my wife can't sell it casually, or my father will beat me! ”
Tian Shuang's face sank.
"Tian Shao, grab it directly, what nonsense to talk about such a thing!"
Xu Qian looked impatient.
Tian Shuang didn't care about the image anymore, and waved his hand to the people behind him, and the people behind him walked towards the three girls with a smile, and Wenlong didn't look at the road, when he didn't exist.
Cheng Wenlong hurriedly ran to the three girls, stretched out his hand to block the three girls and said, "What do you still want to rob?" In broad daylight, I don't believe you dare to rob my daughter-in-law. ”
Xu Qian walked up to Cheng Wenlong step by step and said, "Heh! Congratulations, you guessed it, we're just going to grab it! ”
"You... You dare to rob my daughter-in-law, I.... I beat you up and can't take care of yourself, so I let you go to the head of the disabled team. ”
Cheng Wenlong said with a serious face.
Xu Qian looked back at the people behind him, the people behind them all looked at him with a smile, Xu Qian smiled and said, "You... Ha ha... Hahaha, did you hear that? This hero is going to beat me. ”
The people behind were all laughing with their mouths open, Xu Qian put his face in front of Cheng Wenlong and said, "Hero, I'm so scared, can you do it lightly?" ”
After Xu Qian finished speaking, he burst out laughing, and bent down with laughter, laughing and saying, "It's really yours... Hahaha, I can't imagine that you are still a master of telling jokes. Well, I concede, haha, I'm amused by you. ”
The people in the back also couldn't laugh like a smile, it was so funny.
Cheng Wenlong picked up Xu Qian with a serious face and asked, "Do you want me to beat you?" ”
Xu Qian nodded with a smile, laughing so much that he couldn't speak.
A "tom" sounded, and the people behind saw Mr. Fool hit Xu Gongzi on the chin with an uppercut.
Xu Gongzi flew high, and then fell heavily to the ground.
The fool on the opposite side kicked Xu Gongzi in the stomach again, Xu Gongzi's body ran to their feet at once, and Xu Gongzi, who was still laughing just now, opened his mouth and spit out a few teeth, and his chest was dented, like a few bones broken.
Cheng Wenlong shrugged helplessly, stretched out his hands and said, "You also saw it, he told me to beat him." ”
Tian Shuang and his entourage were taken aback, and when they looked at Xu Qian again, they had already passed out with their mouths open, and there was still a vague smile on their faces. Thinking that the blow came too suddenly, Xu Gongzi didn't have time to pull up the laughing expression and put down the painful expression.
"Fuck, play with the eagle every day, let the eagle peck today, and play with you kid and me pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
Tian Shuang looked at Cheng Wenlong with a gloomy face.
"Phew! Look at your little comparison, it is also worthy of you playing eagle every day, do you have that eye? Still eating tigers, why are you so good at lifting yourself up? Uncle has nothing to tease you. ”
The three girls were stunned, and Cheng Wenlong was crazy, opening his mouth and scolding people one by one.
"You... You! Tian Shuang was scolded one by one, and turned around and waved: "What are you still doing, abolish him!" ”
The entourage behind was just about to move, but Cheng Wenlong shouted: "I see who dares to move!" ”
With the shouting, an aura spread outward from Cheng Wenlong's side, frightening the entourage from time to time.
This is a cold-blooded aura, Cheng Wenlong wants to stand in Linzi, so he starts beating people, some people may say, isn't this a reckless man? But Cheng Wenlong kept in mind the words of the leader Grandpa Mao: the right to attack from the barrel of the gun.
Pretending to be low-key when he should be strong, he is stupid B, he is a soft egg, so he will not be so polite.
But it's a pity that Tian Gongzi doesn't know this kind of aura, a broad young man who grew up in the national capital, grew up like a moon from a small number of stars, although no one pulls out seedlings to help grow, but there are people who pat horses and whiskers, Tian Gongzi can't figure it out, there are still people in this world who dare to argue with themselves?
Tian Gongzi had a calm face, and rushed towards Cheng Wenlong with a "ah", this kid is still a doer.
It's a pity that before he got to Cheng Wenlong's side, Cheng Wenlong kicked Tian Gongzi with one kick.
The entourage behind them didn't dare to step forward, this person was so terrible, even Tian Gongzi dared to fight, isn't this looking for death?
Tian Shuang was also stiff, raised his head to look at Cheng Wenlong and shouted: "Boy, do you know who my father is?" Do you know? ”
Cheng Wenlong sighed, squatted down, looked at Tian Shuang and said, "You're bad, I hate who tells me who his father is." ”
After Cheng Wenlong finished speaking, he reached out and removed Tian Gongzi's chin, and then, with a serious wave of his hand, he opened the bow left and right, and slapped Tian Gongzi firmly.
The entourage woke up, they had encountered a hard stubble, this is really not afraid of Tian Gongzi. If you don't go up, I'm afraid that Tian Gongzi will be killed by him.
As soon as the entourages rushed up, Cheng Wenlong pulled out his nunchucks and rushed forward with a strange scream, and in a blink of an eye, he played a few times around the entourage, and then looked at the entourage, one by one, with a big bag on their heads, and their whole body was in severe pain.
Cheng Wenlong put away his nunchucks under his armpits, and secretly regretted in his heart, this scene and this situation, it should be matched with Jay Chou's song, which is a bit unhelpful.
Cheng Wenlong took the nunchuck in his hand expressionlessly, squatted down and pressed Tian Shuang's chin and asked, "Who is your father?" ”
Tian Shuang's face was swollen, and he said vaguely: "Tian Shuang, Prime Minister Tian Dan is my second uncle, you..."
Cheng Wenlong didn't wait for Tian Shuang to finish speaking, he reached out and removed Tian Shuang's chin and said, "Oh! I know, I don't know. ”
Tian Shuang was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Cheng Wenlong waved his hand to the three girls, and the four of them left, just two steps, Cheng Wenlong suddenly turned around and said: "I am an ironworker, called Cheng Wenlong, who wants to strike iron, come to Cheng Wenlong!" ”
After speaking, he pulled the three girls away.
The entourage lying on the ground behind them was very confused: Cheng Wenlong? How do you seem to have heard of this name?