Chapter 136 Braised ** Offering
A small rock cave in Wollongong.
It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and it is the private residence of the master.
Staring at a Wollongong topographic map hanging on the wall, the master shouted in a deep voice: "Hall Master Zhao, the bottom of Wollongong Mountain is full of dense forests, you are proficient in arranging traps, and your hunting skills can be used!"
The master of the Xuanwu Hall replied: "What does the master mean, using hunting methods to deal with the officers and soldiers?"
The master shouted, "Clever! But I'll give you a few suggestions! ”
The master of the Xuanwu Hall responded: "Master, you say!"
The master asked, "Hall Master Zhao, how do you usually hunt pheasants and wild boars?"
With a confident face, the master of the Xuanwu Hall shouted: "Dig a trap and mix ropes!"
A trace of ruthlessness bloomed at the corner of his mouth, and the master shouted in a deep voice: "I have changed all the nails in the pit, and there is also an iron spear with a tripping rope!"
The hall master of the Xuanwu Hall was not confused: "Why is this?" It doesn't work without these things! ”
The master groaned and shouted, "You still don't understand! All of them were replaced by those who had been soaked in fecal water! ”
In the era of cold weapons, in order to improve the lethality of weapons, those frenzied military masters used dung.
Once the human body is killed by this fecal-soaked weapon, the wound will be difficult to heal, and there is even a risk of losing one's life.
This enhanced version of the cold weapon is actually the most primitive chemical weapon.
The master of the Xuanwu Hall is familiar with the use of various cold weapons, especially the lethality of this kind of feces and cold weapons.
With his mouth wide open, the master of the Xuanwu Hall shouted, "Master, this trick is really a bit poisonous!" I've never used this method when hunting, it's cruel! ”
His face sank suddenly, and the master shouted: "You have to kill the officers and soldiers, how did you forget how you died?"
The master of the Vermilion Bird Hall shouted: "The master is right, you have to be ruthless against the officers and soldiers, otherwise we will have no way to survive in Wollongong!"
After a little hesitation, the master of the Xuanwu Hall shouted: "Okay, then I will play ruthlessly and avenge the second and third masters!" But, master, there is not enough manure in our cottage, and the dense forest under the mountain is too big! ”
The master shouted: "Secretly go down the mountain to grab dung, no, buy dung!"
The hall master of Xuanwu Hall shouted: "Master, do you still want to buy dung?" Grab it directly! ”
The master shouted in a low voice: "Don't startle the snake, grabbing dung is easy to alarm the officials and soldiers, what if the secret of our cottage is exposed?"
Giving a thumbs up to the master, the master of the Xuanwu Hall praised: "The master's head is good!"
The hall master of the Vermilion Bird Hall also praised: "Yes, who is the master, Kong Ming of Wollongong, the number one military advisor!"
He couldn't help but smile on his face, and the master shouted, "Okay, okay!" Don't slap my ass! Hall Master Zhao, within three days, this batch of special weapons must be arranged! There is no problem! ”
Stretching out his hand and patting his chest, the master of the Xuanwu Hall replied: "Master, don't worry!" Within three days, I will definitely do this for you beautifully! ”
Nodding, the master shouted at the Vermilion Bird Hall Master again: "Hall Master Qian, the defense of the walled wall will be handed over to you, this is the last line of defense in Wollongong, and there is no room for error!"
With a straight face, the hall master of the Vermilion Bird Hall shouted, "Master, don't worry!" The wall is so strong, it's not so easy to break through, it's just that our heavy weapons are a little less! We only have a few mortars in our cottage! ”
With a slight groan, the master shouted, "Those few stone throwers can still be used, right?"
As soon as his eyes lit up, the Suzaku Hall Master shouted: "It can still be used, but there is not enough ammunition, especially foreign oil!"
Frowning, the master shouted: "Foreign oil is a bit difficult to get, we have to think of other ways, so let's do it, aren't there still a lot of foreign nails in our cottage, and they are all soaked in fecal water!"
The hall master of the Vermilion Bird Hall shouted: "Master, high, really high!" This lethality has increased a lot! ”
The master shouted: "Without further ado, let's go down and make arrangements!"
The two hall masters responded in unison: "Yes!"
……
The aroma of soy milk and pancake fruit wafted towards the second and third masters.
The third master lowered his voice and shouted, "Fuck, I'm so hungry!"
also swallowed his saliva, and the second master shouted: "Third, I'm so hungry too!" I think the elbow in the cottage! ”
The third boss glared at the second master: "Second master, you are the best player in Wollongong to steal the camp, why did you fold in the hands of this group of officers and soldiers this time?"
The second master snorted coldly: "If you want to blame, you can only blame this group of officers and soldiers for being too powerful, we have suffered a big loss this time, the third one, you can't betray the big boss no matter what, don't tell the secret of the cottage!"
The third master shouted: "If you see the big bag on my forehead, I won't tell them a word!"
The second master praised: "The third child, good job." Our boss will definitely come to our rescue! ”
After taking a big bite of the fragrant pancake, Ryoma shouted in a muffled voice, "Danza, what are these two guys muttering?"
Smiling slightly, Liang Shanhao shouted: "These are the two big stupid hats!" Looks like I'm going to have to go on the gastronomic offensive! Big cow, is the braised pork at noon ready? ”
After taking a sip of the hot soy milk, Wang Daniu shouted, "The cooking class is almost ready!"
After eating all the pancakes in his hand, Liang Shanhao shouted: "Ask the cooking team to make a plate first, I want to use it!"
Wang Daniu responded: "Okay! I'll tell the cooking class to do it right away! ”
After a while, a plate of braised pork was brought to Liang Shanhao.
Picking up a piece of braised pork and tasting it, Liang Shanhao praised: "It's really fucking fragrant, the cooking skills of the cooking class are okay, this braised pork melts in the mouth, and the heat is very sufficient!"
Seeing that he only swallowed saliva, Ryoma smiled and shouted, "Tuanza, I'll taste it too!"
Picking up a piece of braised pork again and chewing it, Liang Shanhao said, "You kid want to eat it too?" No way, this is used by Lao Tzu to force a confession! Hold it, come with Lao Tzu! ”
Staring at the fragrant braised pork, Ryoma walked towards the two bandit leaders with the braised pork.
Sandwiched a piece of braised pork and shook it in front of the second master's eyes, Liang Shanhao smiled slightly: "You, are you hungry?"
The second and third masters nodded in unison.
Chewing on the third piece of braised pork, Liang Shanhao exclaimed, "It's so fragrant!" What do you think? Smell it? ”
The liquid in the mouth of the third master gushed out: "Sir, can you give me a taste!"
The second master glared at the third master: "The third master, can you have a little backbone, can this braised pork be compared to the braised elbow in the cottage?"
Staring at the braised pork, the three masters shouted: "But this braised pork really looks red and bright, it must melt in your mouth, and it is delicious!"
Sandwiched two pieces of braised pork in a row, Liang Shanhao smiled: "It's so fragrant!" If you want to eat, give Lao Tzu an honest explanation! ”
With a green glow in his eyes, the three masters shouted, "Sir! I want to eat, I want to eat! ”
Forcibly enduring the smell of meat, the second master glared at the third master fiercely: "The third one, you soft bones, you have no soul when you see the food!"
(End of chapter)