Chapter 2 My name is Doumiao
Looking around, I saw a pear blossom with rain not far behind him who was crying in the evening breeze, which gave Yesong the illusion of meeting Lin Daiyu. A pair of big eyes that only a girl should have, with tears hanging on her long eyelashes, a thin body, and white and tender skin, she is really more feminine than a woman.
"Well, excuse me, are you in the wrong place? As far as I know, there are no female soldiers in this recruit corps. ”
"Woooooooooo......oo You're a female soldier, you're a pure man! ”
Ye Song wiped his sweat and said, "Uh...... That comrade of pure masters, where do your tears come from? ”
"Can you be happy to come to a place like this?"
"Then why did you choose this path?"
"Would you like to come? The first day I was cosplaying at a comic con, and the next day I was thrown into it by the old man. ”
"It's too much, it's too much!" Ye Song said indignantly, "Isn't it just cosplay!" Who doesn't have a hobby? Because of this, I threw you into the army, and your old man is too unkind. ”
"But it's not, in order to restore the characters as much as possible, I put a lot of effort into the anti-materiel sniper rifle of Shino Asada, and it took a lot of favorites to complete it, pull the trigger and the muzzle of the sniper and the sniper halo projection ......"
"You wait a minute!" Yamatsu interrupted him and asked, "Shino Asada?" Is your cos' role a woman? ”
"That's right, it's not me bragging, my sister is ashamed of the appearance of my women's clothes, so I have super popularity every time I am at the Comic Con."
Ye Song looked at him speechlessly, deeply regretting that he had the wrong birth, and admired that he was not pinched to death by the old man of his family.
After chatting for a long time, the other party looked at Ye Song and smiled shyly, and said, "I feel better after crying for a while, thank you for listening to me, what class are you in?" Are we a company? ”。
"My name is Ye Song, the sixth company and the fifth squad of the second battalion."
"You're from the Sixth Company? I heard that your company commander instructor invited recruits to eat hot pot, is this true? The other party asked with a wink.
Ye Song looked at him and nodded mechanically.
"I really envy you, why don't we even have such a humane cadre?" After speaking, he smiled and said: "I forgot to introduce, my name is Dou Miao, and I am in the third battalion and the seventh company and the third class." ”
"You're a bean sprout?" Night Pine was surprised.
"You've heard of me? I didn't expect me to be so famous, the comrades of the second battalion all know my name, what do you think of me? Doumiao asked expectantly.
"Psysies."
“……”
The boot regiment camp is large, and the recruits of the three battalions will be transformed from ordinary local youth to qualified military personnel here. However, because the recruits from different places were scattered to various companies and platoons, they inadvertently formed a huge intelligence network, and when they met fellow villagers in other camps, they naturally mentioned the "strange things" in the company in the chat.
Ye Song met a fellow villager by chance while taking a bath, and heard the legend of Dou Miao from him.
Different places come here at different times, Dou Miao arrived at the camp in the middle of the night, and his squad leader went back to his room to rest after assigning a bed for him. The next day, the squad leader pushed open the door of the dormitory, and was greeted by a smell of perfume with the smell of sweat, and he was even more startled when he came to the bean seedling bed.
"I'll go, what the hell is on your face?"
"Bamboo charcoal mask, after taking the train for so long and resting so late, the skin will be dry if you don't apply the mask."
The squad leader said with a dark face: "When have you ever seen a soldier's face mask?" You are not allowed to use that thing again, and you also sprayed perfume, right? ”
"Yes, squad leader, the smell in the room is too strong, I can't rest here without perfume."
The squad leader took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled it, and then said, "If the smell is heavy, open the window for ventilation, perfume is not allowed here." Let's go wash up, and we'll have dinner later. ”
Doumiao agreed, and then took out a toiletry bag from the bedside table, and took out some bottles and cans from it.
The squad leader asked blankly, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Prepare toiletries, this is a facial cleanser, this is a lotion, this is a BB cream, this is a ......"
"Stop, stop! You're here to be soldiers, not to go on a blind date. Who are you looking like this? Except for that oil-removing cleanser that can be left behind, everything else is put away. ”
Doumiao felt very aggrieved, even if they didn't pay attention to hygiene, they would have to intervene in others, which was too lenient. Dou Miao decided to influence them with his actions and let them see what it means to be a man. So he chewed slowly during the meal, and his elegant demeanor made him always the last person at the table; Chatting on the grass, he would spread out a napkin and sit down slowly under the blank gaze of the crowd...... After his unremitting efforts, he finally won the title of "sissy".
Dou Miao's eyes were hollow and she muttered like a sister-in-law of Xianglin: "I'm so stupid, I'm really stupid, I shouldn't try to influence them, even if I want to influence, I shouldn't show any grace here, I won't be treated as an alternative...... It won't be called a 'sissy'. ”
"Okay, okay, why don't you just change it? In the future, if you get tough, the title of 'sissy' will naturally disappear. Ye Song comforted.
"You have a point, if I were as powerful as that 'master' in the first battalion, they would never dare to say that about me." Dou Miao said indignantly.
"Master? Who is it? ”
"Don't you know? There was a recruit in the first battalion who had a fight with the squad leader on the first day he came here, but the squad leader was knocked down, and the next day their platoon commander wanted to fight with him, but he was also killed. ”
"It's so strong, it can't be a rumor, right?"
"I shouldn't be able to fake it, because I heard this incident when the squad leader was chatting." Dou Miao looked at his watch and said, "We will gather in ten minutes, let's talk about it here today, and we'll see you later." By the way, I heard that I will inspect it tomorrow, so I hurried back and hid my things in advance. ”
"Do you have to collect your personal belongings during the inspection?" Ye Song asked curiously.
"The new corps is not allowed to use mobile phones and other electronic products, and they will be returned to individuals before leaving the company, not to mention, I have to go back and hide my tablet, PSV or something, and my Saber figure."
"You're hopeless."
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The regimental headquarters building.
An officer with the rank of colonel flipped through the report on the situation of the recruits on the table, and behind him were the commander of the recruit regiment and the commissar and others.
"Have all the new training squad leaders signed the "Commitment to Civilized Leading Soldiers"?"
Zou Gudao, the head of the new regiment, said: "The report has been signed." We have also arranged supervisors in each company to resolutely implement the four principles of 'leading troops in a civilized manner, leading troops in a scientific manner, leading troops in accordance with the law, and leading troops with affection.' ”
The colonel put the documents away and looked at the crowd: "Two key points, one is training and the other is safety. Pay attention to safety issues while paying close attention to training, and there is nothing else to emphasize, so disband. ”
After the political commissar of the recruit regiment, Ran Xianjia and the others left, he closed the door and whispered: "Old company commander, are there any people in this group of recruits who need 'special care'?" ”
"Don't worry, you don't have to scruple if you have a small background, you can do what you want, the more you show off, the more you have to clean him up."
"What about the big ones?"
"The more powerful the military family, the more backbone they have, they are not overpowering and very low-key, and it is difficult for you to even find out that they exist, so you don't need to worry about it at all, leading the army well is a further important qualification for you!"
After Ran Xianjia left, the colonel picked up the personnel roster on the table and muttered, "These two people have made it clear...... Night Pine ...... The name seems to have been heard somewhere......"