Chapter 140. Phishing law enforcement

In the past few days, Mao Jue seems to have really admitted it, just 7,200 taels of silver, whether it is the Ming army or the North Korean Xiongjin mercenary group who participated in this expeditionary force, one person gave one or two joys, and then began to withdraw the troops one after another.

Originally, he was still annoyed and angry, and the arrangers plundered near Jeju, but he didn't expect Mao Jue to be so soft, which reassured Li Shanhai At the same time, he saw Mao Jue a little more clearly, and he didn't even dare to retaliate against the arsons, what Dongjiang Mao's father and son, it was nothing more than that.

The next thing is simple, transport the head, the removed family crest, and the property to Wang Jing for business, this time Li Shanhai estimates how to add an official, Shen Shuyi of the Westerner Party has been sitting in the position of the military department for too long, and it is time to tell the old man to return to his hometown and move his ass and let him sit, right?

On the first day of the first month of April, if it was the West in the future, it should be April Fool's Day, but this is a big day for Li Shanhai, three days ago, Mao Jue's last three giants also withdrew to the Mingliang Strait, ready to get out, and the threat of the Ming army was also reduced to a minimum, and an obedient Nanren Party was promoted to stay in Jeju, and he Uncle Li could also pack up his baggage and return to his hometown.

Mao Jue didn't get any benefits, he Li Shanhai benefits can get a lot of local gentry in order to save their lives and filial piety, a small half of the robbed treasury silver left by the Japanese Kou was also put into his pocket, and the remaining half went to honor the bigwigs of the Nanren Party, for the purpose of sending points, and the cost was also recorded on Mao Jue's head, who let him blackmail Li Joseon too hard last time! No one will doubt it.

Sitting in the lobby and packing up his things, Li Shanhai seemed to have vaguely seen the good days ahead, and just when this high-blooded aristocratic scholar was also sitting there drooling silly, two inferior servants who had no eyesight ran in in a cold sweat.

almost didn't show his ugliness, and finally put away the disgusting lewd smile, Li Shanhai scolded there with a serious face and a beard.

"What's so panicked, so unreasonable, don't you know how to report it? See you for every eye!"

"Back to my lord, tight, urgent military situation, Tamluo County urgent report, in the open sea, found the Japanese Kou ship!"

Li Shanhai took the handsome wooden slam in his hand and fell to the ground with a bang.

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Jindo.

Three huge sail battleships lay across the open sea, four half-ton anchors on all sides were deeply rooted in the sea, the side of the ship slowly bumped with the bumps of the waves, and the five fishing lines also rose and fell, but the angler was obviously not this kind of emotional person, just look at the three fishing lines up and down, swaying non-stop, half a day of effort, nothing was caught.

Finally, a pig Bajie fell a rake and stopped serving monkeys! The fishing rod was thrown to the side, and Kong Youde shouted irritably.

"Master General, this Su fat man has been gone for three days, why hasn't there been any movement? Do you say that this surnamed Li can be fooled? ”

"Sit down! Calm me down!"

Mao Jue tilted his head angrily and scolded: "It's still a general!" I don't have any patience at all, and the temper of the artillery battle is a little bit, how will I command thousands of troops and horses to win a thousand miles in the future? Lao Tzu fish scared you away!"

"General, you can't catch fish yourself, right? Look at Madame Bai, this is the second one! ”

On the side, Wen Meng was also yawning and revealing the short, not to mention, while speaking, Adriana suddenly lifted the fishing rod upward, and a live yellow snapper was dragged up by her, and in Mao Jue's eyes, she saw this girl Shi Shiran opened the fish bucket, threw it in, and then elegantly wiped her little hands with a handkerchief, and then threw the fish hook into the sea.

"Hey, I don't believe it!"

The corners of his mouth twitched violently a few times, Mao Jue moved his butt forward, holding the fishing rod with all his attention, staring at the buoy below, for fear that he would fall, Kong Youde had to put down the fishing rod, whether he wanted to drag Mao Jue's fishing stool back or not.

"General, you have just taught the last general to be calm, you are old, you are old, ......"

"Why didn't Lao Tzu calm down, didn't Lao Tzu throw a fishing rod at this fuck? Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, I can't catch a fish today, what are you laughing at? Don't believe in Lao Tzu? ”

Mao Jiangye's calmness is really calm enough, for fear that Martian will spray his face, Wen Meng quickly put away the big plate teeth and buried a horse face in the crotch of his pants, and looked like a wholehearted little swan concentrating on fishing.

"Su Fatzi has only been walking for three days, and it will take time to find a suitable coastline, it will take time for the second cargo on Jeju Island to see it, and it will take time for Li Shanhai's idiot to believe it! As one of the top generals in our army, I don't have this patience, how can I rest assured that you can be alone? ”

Kong Youde suddenly found that fishing was so interesting, and he picked up the fishing rod sadly, and under the splash of Mao Jue's spittle, he also shrank his head into the crotch of his pants sadly, and stared at the rod head wholeheartedly like the end gun training.

But this kung fu, the little hand was raised elegantly, and Adriana dragged up another sea bass, which was a little smaller, which actually made the girl frown in disgust, and then opened the fish bucket and threw the fish in.

"What a fucking broken fishing rod! It's just a fucking bait! He's a fucking Shipi, and I don't fucking fish anymore!"

The mentality exploded, and in Kong Youde's three face-to-face looks, their calm coach Mao Jue's fishing rod also broke, and with a single kick, the empty fish bucket was also put into the sea, and the angry stuffy head walked back. Wen Meng turned her head to look at the foreign girl sadly, and Adriana shrugged her shoulders very chic and spread her hands, and she didn't ask for help in this matter.

However, at this time, the sentry standing on the bird's nest suddenly waved the flag in a hurry, and then a personal soldier ran quickly to Mao Jue's side, and bowed to the ground with a fierce military salute.

"General! There's a Li Chao warship approaching!"

In the words of Kong Jie in "Bright Sword", this Li Yunlong is a dog-faced, and he will turn it over, and at this time, Mao Jue is also a dog-faced, and when he heard this, he was happy.

"Hey, Lao Tzu's fish has been hooked!"

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It's really everything moved over or the captain's conference room, a few black fish are placed in the middle of the table, the little face is flushed with shame, Adriana bites her lip angrily, this girl is versatile, and there seems to be a lot of martial arts, but no one is perfect, her biggest shortcoming is that she can't cook, not to mention a few fish burned, there is more soup, looking at the dead sea bass, this girl wants to die.

Mao Jue grinned with a big mouth and smiled like a male fox, because there was a guy sitting opposite him with a face darker than this fish.

"Master Li! I am busy with official business, and it is rare to find some time to go to Mao's small boat, which is an honor! This is a fresh fish stewed by Shinai himself, you must try it!"

Not to mention that this fish paste is gnawed indiscriminately, even if it is a real fresh fish, how can Li Shanhai still have the heart to eat it, the old face is flushed again, and in Mao Juewen Meng's panicked grin, this thing slapped the heavy oak table again.

General Mao, didn't your fleet defeat the main force of the Japanese invaders? Why are there still ships of the Japanese pirates peeping around the waters of Jeju?

"Defeat the main force of the pirates?"

As soon as he said this, Mao Jue looked confused, and turned his head to look at Wen Meng.

"Lao Wen, did you defeat the Japanese Kou?"

"No! General? ”

Wen Meng also looked like the second monk was confused, shook his head in surprise, and Kong Youde next to him kindly reminded him.

"General, we received 7,200 taels of silver, and we cut off more than 200 heads, where did we defeat the Japanese invaders?"

"Yes! Master Li, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense! In black and white, the victory over the Japanese is your army, and our army is an auxiliary, where to defeat the main force of the Japanese invaders! ”

Mao Jue looked stupid, listening to Li Shanhai really knocked out his front teeth and swallowed in his stomach, so he couldn't take a breath to recite it, and what he said to Mao Jue at the beginning fell back to himself.

also knew that there was no way to shirk responsibility with Mao Jue in this matter, and this thing also hummed with a black face.

"General Mao, traces of the Japanese have been found in the southwest of Jeju Island, please quickly recall the Ming soldiers and help our dynasty eliminate the Japanese invaders!"

"This!"

Mao Jue, who was holding his chin with a few hairs, suddenly became embarrassed, and for a long time, in Li Shanhai's anxious eyes, he was a flower.

"It's not easy! Lord Li, you have written a general text that has been fought, and this general will also send this document back to the imperial court, if the specified time is not able to return to the station, this general will also have to eat melons, and if you want to send troops again, we still have to go through the procedure, or you are writing to the imperial court, and when the imperial court approves it, this general will immediately gather the army to help the lord break the enemy? ”

It's really angry that the cheeks are twitching, the Ming court is kind and charitable, and the elbow is turned outward, but it is also notoriously procrastinating, running to Beijing, even if Emperor Chongzhen took the wrong medicine that day, he approved the matter, and it will take a month and a half to go back and forth.

The recital of the pacification of the Japanese and the captured flags and objects have been sent to Wang Jing, at this time there is another beacon fire in the west of the kingdom, Li Shanhai can even imagine the gloating face of the Korean and Western People's Party, the Bone North Party, and the Meat North Party, and resisted the urge to beat Mao Jue violently, and the old guy fell down sadly and begged for mercy with his fist.

"General Mao, Your Majesty of the Celestial Empire has all the people in mind, and the lives of the people of Jeju are hanging in the balance, please make an exception! After repelling the Japanese invaders, Li went to the Ming Dynasty to renew his work for the general, okay? Just help me towards this one! ”

"It's hard!"

Mao Jue still pulled a bitter gourd face and spread his hands helplessly.

"It's not just the court's reproach, but now the army's heart is also homecoming! Don't believe who you ask! Does he still have the heart to fight? ”

Mao Jue stretched out his hand and pointed to the door, and the pro-soldier immediately followed with a bitter face.

"General, I can't fight anymore! Thousands of miles to fight, only to get a tael of silver, go back to my lady to buy a bracelet can't buy, my lady has to carry a small ear to ask, where is the silver, is it a fox spirit! Where is the little one who still has the heart to fight with the Japanese cowards! ”

This is like singing a big drama, so far Li Shanhai has completely understood that Mao Jue is waiting for him with one hand! What are the rules of the court, the key is still two words.

Poor money!

Thinking of this, he raised five fingers in pain......

(End of chapter)