Chapter 140 Can't Live, Can't Die!

After experiencing the anger after the fright, Yun Lang slowly regained his sanity and began to see the problem correctly.

For others, the Xiongnu are terrible and ferocious, but not necessarily for Wei Yan.

His father killed tens of thousands, tens of thousands of Huns, his cousin killed thousands, thousands of Huns, and he said that he would kill 300 Huns, logically speaking, there is no problem.

Three hundred Hun heads? This is still the conclusion reached after being extremely modest, and he does not dare to put himself in the position of his Lao Tzu and his cousin, which is very humble.

Yun Lang picked up the half of the cake from the ground, broke off the sandy area and returned it to Cao Xiang, saying: "If my father is Wei Qing and my cousin Huo Qu is sick, I dare to say that I will kill a thousand......

Cao Xiang smiled bitterly: "I also secretly put on my father's chain gold armor, wearing this armor, who dares not let him join the army?" Who can keep him from joining the army?

The son inherits the father's business, great filial piety! ”

Yun Lang smiled: "That's right, it's just that it was pushed by someone with a heart, which made the whole thing tasteless."

However, as soon as I came to the army, I was the captain of the surrendered city, and this official position is bigger than my official position, whether it is the Zhongjun Mansion or Bai Mountain, it has given you enough face for your father.

You guys really can't say anything. “

Cao Xiang said angrily: "When I return to Chang'an, don't let me find out who did it, if I find out, Lao Tzu will definitely dismantle him." ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "You're right! Your mother's ability is a thousand times stronger than yours, you think she can't find out, what if you find out, Wei Yan hasn't arrived in the surrendered city yet? ”

"Stupid!"

"Pull it down, how much better can you be than Wei Yan at the age of fifteen? This age itself is full of fantasy, and it is rash and too immediate.

What can we do?

He is your nominal brother, your sick cousin, and it is more natural for your mother to go to my house than you are, which means that I am like a son in her eyes.

In this situation, what else can we do but help this idiot complete the military order? Even if you get angry again, you can't change that fact. ”

"I also want three hundred Hun heads......

Cao Xiang roared and began to eat his own bread again.

How do you eat big river carp deliciously?

Naturally sweet and sour!

Large carp that can grow up to two feet long has a fat meat, and the only drawback is that it has a strong earthy smell, so it is the most pleasant to eat after covering the earthy smell with sweet and sour.

Cao Xiang, Xie Ning, Wei Yan, Su Zhi, and Yun Lang looked at the three carp in the big pot around a table.

After the scaly armor is scraped off, the skin of the large river carp is still pale yellow, and after being fried in hot vegetable oil, the tight fish meat is all opened with the pattern cut by the kitchen knife, and after the sweet and sour sauce is poured through, sprinkled with a little sesame seeds, it is full of fragrance.

Cao Xiang, Xie Ning, and Su Zhi were naturally not polite, and the chopsticks attacked their favorite fish one after another, only Wei Yan still lowered his head, held one finger, and said nothing.

"Eat!" Yun Lang stretched out his hand and slapped Wei Yan on the back of the head.

Wei Yan roared in a low voice, except for his father, no one had treated him like this.

"Don't eat? I'll put you in the Dead Camp tomorrow! ”

Yun Lang sat down and said lightly.

Wei Yan looked at Cao Xiang like a helper, and found that his brother was trying to deal with the huge fish head, so he held back his anger and picked up chopsticks and began to eat.

Today in the wounded barracks, he saw the real border pass, a large group of soldiers with missing arms and legs lying there sluggishly, compared with the dead.

How could the children of the Wei Qing family not know what the Dead Soldier Camp was, which itself was a place for prisoners of crime and death row. Good people go crazy if they stay there for a long time, after all, it's hard to wait for death.

In the end, he was a young man, and his empty appetite quickly overcame his brain, and he ate fish faster than anyone else.

Yun Lang routinely does not teach people when eating, so Wei Ling eats very happily.

Cao Xiang hated Wei Yan very much, and left quickly after eating, Xie Ning had already seen that the atmosphere was not right, and went up to the city wall under the pretext of going to inspect.

Su Zhi looked at Yun Lang for a while, looked at Wei Yan for a while, and knew that Wei Yan would not have a good time in the future, so he collected the leftovers and dishes very sensibly, and went out in a hurry.

Wei Yan knew that he was about to accept a lesson, so he put the straight finger that was clamped by the wooden stick on the table, hoping that Yun Lang would not treat him too much for the sake of the punishment he had already been punished.

"It's your cousin who really counts in this barracks, and now, he took a thousand cavalry to Jingtie Mountain, thousands of miles away, to prepare to save the captured Han border people, if he unfortunately dies in battle, here is my final say.

So, before your cousin comes back, you have to listen to me, even if you are the captain of the surrendered city, you have to listen to me, can you do this? ”

Wei Yan may have realized that he had probably done something stupid, and nodded after thinking about it, but he still didn't want to say anything.

"The last guy who pointed a bow and arrow at us was stabbed to death by me in front of His Majesty, have you heard about this?"

Wei Yan continued to nod with difficulty.

"So, breaking your finger is cheaper for you, do you agree with that?"

Wei Yan raised his head, and quickly glanced at his erected fingers, his eyes seemed to be about to spew fire, and soon, under Yun Lang's fierce gaze, he lowered his head and nodded again.

"Very well, now let's talk about your problem!

First, can you take off this armor? Don't talk about the enemy, that is, we all have the urge to shoot you with an arrow, on the battlefield, the person who wears such armor to go into battle, unless he is protected in the center by hundreds of thousands of troops, otherwise, under normal circumstances, he is the fastest to die, so, put away this set of armor and send a messenger back to Chang'an, your father may have to use it when accompanying His Majesty to order troops. ”

Wei Yan raised his head again and looked at Yun Lang and said, "My father doesn't allow me to join the army, if I don't wear this armor, the Chinese Military Government will not allow me to join the army." ”

Yun Lang shook his head and said, "Don't talk about it, I'll ask you now, how are you going to fulfill your oath to behead three hundred Huns?"

Don't think that you are talking casually, the Chinese military government doesn't think so, your official certificate is very clear, you can't return to your hometown without beheading 300 people.

That is to say, the Chinese military government did not take your words as a joke, they took it seriously as a military order! ”

"Isn't it three hundred heads? I can do it! ”

Wei Yan couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and didn't back down.

Yun Lang leaned back, leaned back on the back of the chair, and habitually hugged his hands on his lower abdomen and smiled.

"Your cousin killed the most Huns in the cavalry, he killed a total of one hundred and ninety-one people, that is to say, the number of beheadings that is well documented is so much.

I don't need to say more about how strong your cousin's force is, right? Since he went to the battlefield, how many times has he been wounded in almost every battle?

I'll do the math for you, ah—it's a full thirty-three injuries, and these thirty-three injuries refer to the number of times they have been treated in the barracks, and as for some minor injuries, minor injuries are not counted.

A lot of times, I thought your cousin was dead, but he crawled back from the battlefield alive.

Now, do you still think that slashing 300 heads is a simple task? ”

Wei Yan's face became a little pale, and he still gritted his teeth and said, "It's great to die on the battlefield." ”

Yun Lang smiled: "Wrong, you can't die on the battlefield yet, because your corpse will be used by the Huns to make a wine cup, and before Yi Zhixian fights your father again, he will use the wine cup made by your Tianling Gai to invite your father to have a drink...... Hahaha, at that time...... What did your father think?

Tsk tsk, it's even more fun if you get captured alive...... Have you heard about Yu Shan dancing in Jianzhang Palace?

Are you going to go to the Hun king's tent to dance for Yi Zhilan?

Oh, and also, Yu Shan was castrated by He Chou You, do you know this? I heard that He Chou said that he was slender in the single section and could wear women's clothes......"

"Bang!" Wei Yan was so angry that he overturned the table, and Yun Lang's words made his bones continue to chill out.

It was only now that he felt as if he had come to the wrong place when he was on the battlefield.