Chapter 75 Self-defense post
It snowed heavily the day after the veteran was discharged, and Ye Song stood on the sentry post, looking at the white expanse in front of him, and couldn't help but think of the military base, as well as Shen Lingfei, who left the barracks yesterday.
Ye Song sighed, seeing that it was almost time to call the next whistle.
Back in the dormitory, Ye Song pushed Dou Miao and said, "Old Dou, wake up, it's time for you to stand guard." ”
No response.
Ye Song pushed him hard and said, "Don't sleep, old bean, it's your turn to stand guard!" ”
Doumiao turned over, but still didn't wake up.
Ye Song shook his head, since this thing insisted on pretending to be asleep, no matter what he told him, he would not wake up, so he went out again.
After hearing Ye Song leave, Dou Miao opened her eyes, smiled cheaply, and changed her position to continue sleeping.
A moment later he heard the dormitory door open again and someone approaching his bed.
Wow –
Hmph, it's useless to lift the quilt!
Just as Dou Miao thought so, her body suddenly touched a cold.
"Wow!"
Dou Miao screamed, and in an instant, the veterans in the room sat up.
"What's wrong?"
Doumiao gritted her teeth and replied with a dry smile, "No...... It's nothing, Night Pine called me to the sentry and was taken aback. ”
"Surprised, pay attention next time."
When the veterans fell asleep again, Dou Miao rushed over and pinched his neck and then suppressed his throat and said angrily: "Dog day and night, you can do this kind of thing by throwing snow into my quilt!" ”
"I can't help it, I can't wake you up no matter how you scream." Ye Song spread his hands.
"Okay, you wait for me!" Dou Miao said hatefully.
Ignoring his intimidation, Yesong took off his clothes and fell asleep.
……
"Ahh What the fuck are you doing! ”
A sudden roar woke the entire company of soldiers, and everyone quickly walked out of the room to find the source of the sound
"I'm sorry veteran, I'm on the wrong shift!"
"It's okay to be in the wrong class, why are you throwing snowballs into my quilt?"
"I'm sorry, I lost the wrong person, I ...... I'll go first. ”
"Catch him, don't let this kid run!"
Everyone looked down from the corridor and saw a fully dressed soldier being chased by several men in autumn clothes and trousers.
Ye Song looked at the bean seedlings who were running with respect and admiration: "Old bean, there is really you." I didn't expect that after the boss retired from the army, you would be able to use such a stimulating way to make yourself never slack off. I really have to look at you differently! ”
Veterans are discharged from the army, and new recruits are not out of the company, and this is the period when the number of people in the company is the lowest throughout the year, so the company's self-defense posts are basically a cycle every two days.
It was the turn of the night pine to stand guard again, and he yawned from time to time as he sat at the door of the barracks.
"Huh?" At this time, Yesong suddenly heard footsteps, and looked towards the staircase, only to see Doumiao, who was already fully dressed, walking here with a pen and paper.
"Old Bean, did you make a mistake at the time? It's still half an hour before you get up to the post. ”
Dou Miao kicked him unkindly and said, "It's not because of you, the inspection that was punished after that incident hasn't been completed, I'll rub the light." What are you doing in a daze, give way! ”
Ye Song smiled: "Since you are here, then I will go back and rest first." ”
"No! Now is your time to stand guard, I won't replace you, you stand aside. Also, someone sentry notified me in advance. ”
Night Song shrugged his shoulders and stepped aside.
"Hey, someone is here!"
Doumiao quickly put away the paper and pen on the table with both arms, and stuffed them into the drawer as she got up, and then put on a sleepy-eyed look and walked to Yesong's side and pretended to change the whistle.
"Brother, is it my turn to stand sentry?" Doumiao yawned.
It's so pretended! Ye Song was shocked by Dou Miao's flowing set, has he practiced all this?
"No, it's twenty-five minutes before you get up to the post."
"yes, it should be me who is confused...... Huh? Where is the checker? Doumiao asked after glancing at the intersection.
Ye Song smiled dryly: "I'm afraid that you won't be able to react, so I will rehearse first." Tsk, yes, what a good performance! ”
Dou Miao's teeth itched, and he pointed at Ye Song and said, "Just this time, I'll fight with you next time I play like this!" After that, he returned to his seat, took out a pen and paper, and continued to write.
"Ahem!"
Dou Miao quickly raised her head, only to see Ye Song caressing her neck and saying, "My throat is a little uncomfortable." ”
Doumiao glared at him and lowered her head.
Just as Ye Song was staring at the intersection in a daze, there was a sudden sound of chattering from the flower bed, and it turned out to be the battalion commander Zu Mingyu following the sound.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!!"
Ye Song hurriedly hinted at Dou Miao, but he didn't even look at it.
Seeing that the battalion commander came over, when Ye Song was about to salute and say hello loudly in order to remind the bean seedlings, the battalion commander had already found the bean seedlings who bowed their heads and wrote fiercely.
Zu Mingyu put his index finger in front of his mouth to signal Ye Song to be quiet, and then walked towards Dou Miao.
Dou Miao, who was busy writing and checking, saw a black shadow gradually appearing on the paper, so she said impatiently: "Yesong get out of the way, you blocked my light." ”
But not only did the other party not let the black shadow go, but even reached out and knocked on the table.
"Knock knock, knock your sister! There's no end...... Finish. As soon as Dou Miao looked up, he saw that the battalion commander's face was already green with anger.
Dou Miao immediately sneered: "Hehe, battalion commander, I didn't know it was you, I thought it was Ye Song joking with me, don't mind." ”
Zu Mingyu picked up the check on the table and looked at it, and said, "The writing is good, write another 5,000-word one tonight, and hand it over to my office tomorrow." ”
After the battalion commander left, Dou Miao looked at Ye Song with resentment. Ye Song sighed and patted him on the shoulder and said, "I have already reminded you, but you ignore me." But don't worry, I'll help you. ”
In Dou Miao's expectant eyes, Ye Song said: "I'll help you ask for leave tomorrow morning, and you can work overtime to write an inspection tonight." Oh? It's time for me to get off the post, so you're busy with me going back to rest. ”
Looking at his back, Dou Miao burst into tears and said, "Dog Night Song, you fucking pit me again!." ”
On the morning of the next day, all the officers and men of the second company gathered in the study room to hold a meeting of the company's soldiers.
As the protagonist, Dou Miao stood on the podium at this time with her head down, reciting the review book that she stayed up late last night to complete.
"Honorable chief, comrades-in-arms, today I am very guilty and make a profound review from the depths of my thoughts, and what happened is like this......
Ye Song sat down and desperately suppressed his smile, and the people in the second class who knew the truth were also a little embarrassed.
When the review was halfway through, Wei Xingyou's walkie-talkie suddenly issued a notice that the commendation meeting would be held in one hour, and the awardees had to go there in advance.
Wei Xingyou asked Liu Bin: "Who are the awardees of our company?" ”
"On the document last time, we even have a collective third-class merit in the sixth class, and the individual third-class merit is Ye Song and ......" Liu Bin paused and pointed ahead: "There is also a review of this product from above." ”
Wei Xingyou looked at the bean seedlings on the podium speechlessly, sighed, then stood up and shouted, "Stop!" Through Comrade Dou Miao's review, everyone must have understood his sincere repentance, so today's military conference is over, and all the personnel gather downstairs. ”
Dou Miao stood on the podium and said weakly: "Report company commander, I haven't finished reading it yet." ”
Wei Xingyou said with a dark face: "I know you haven't finished reading it, but now there are other circumstances, and this matter is over." ”
"Soldiers must have a beginning and an end to their work." Dou Miao said timidly.
Wei Xingyou tugged on Dou Miao's collar and yelled, "Are you fucking addicted to reading?" If you miss the inspection so much, when you come to the stage to receive the award at the commendation meeting, you will read this inspection in front of the whole brigade, and if you don't read Lao Tzu, you will be punished! ”
After Liu Bin's mediation and Dou Miao's repeated apologies, Wei Xingyou finally let go.
Looking at the backs of Ye Song and Dou Miao leaving, Wei Xingyou said to Liu Bin beside him: "With these two evil spirits, let's not think about peace." ”
Liu Bin comforted: "Don't talk nonsense, maybe only this time is an exception, and there will be no such situation in the future." ”
Wei Xingyou sighed and said, "I hope!" ”