Today, people have pond fish and meat, and it is good to feed poison and promote it. Foodies go far and seek game.

A certain yaya will drink and open three seats. The chief is on top, and the officials are on the left and right. Cooking jade and gold, walking horses to offer.

When the restaurant recommends crabs, the chief is small and the second seat is beautiful. The chief was displeased, and said, "Why mess up and down and be small? ”

Liao Zuo said to him: "The river crab is under the rule but not on the top." The chief is magnificent, how can he allow this generation to stretch? Therefore, I offer a small one to honor my ears. ”

The chief smiled with relief, waited at the side of the restaurant, and asked, "Is it so?" ”

Liao Zuo's eyes were sharp, and the restaurant was in front of him, and he said: "Don't dare to bully adults." This table is raised by people, and the table is not raised by people. ”

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Original:

In the banquet, there were three tables for the banquet, one table for leaders and two tables for employees.

The hairy crabs on the leader's table are wild and small. The hairy crabs on the staff table are artificially bred and are the biggest.

The leaders didn't know what to do and were very angry: "How is the office arranged?" Why is the crab eaten by the leader smaller than the crab of the masses? ”

The director of the office hurriedly came out and explained: "Their two tables are all raised by people, and your table is not raised by people!"