Mr. and Mrs. Kong Yimao are directly cooked.

One day, the wife served the plate, the plate was filled with dishes, please turn it over, and follow the example of the Son of Heaven (Harmony) Palace.

There are four of its cards, saying: mushroom stewed chicken; Said: Braised pork ribs with green onions; Said: Tomato brisket; Said: Braised beef.

Yi Mao moved, wept and asked, "Can you eat both?" ”

Answer: "Yes, I am afraid that there will be no end to food." ”

Yi Mao then swore and said: "If you can't eat enough, please get rid of my monthly money." ”

After a while, his wife presented four bowls of instant noodles to offer.

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Original:

It's my girlfriend's turn to cook tonight.

My girlfriend brought a tray and said: What do you want to eat, please flip the brand, I thought that the emperor was also like this.

I saw four signs on the tray that read: stewed chicken with shiitake mushrooms, braised pork ribs with green onions, beef brisket with tomatoes, and braised beef.

I said, "Is it okay?"

My girlfriend said: Yes, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat.

I said, "If you can't eat, you won't give me pocket money!"

After a while, his girlfriend brought four bowls of Master Kong's instant noodles.