"Oops! …… Water...... Give me water!

I don't know how long I fell asleep, Xin Bi slowly woke up, only to feel dry mouth, headache, and my mind was even more blank, I don't know where I was, I don't know what to do, I even forgot what my surname was, but I vaguely remembered that I drank a lot of wine!

"The water is coming, you drink it slowly...... I vomited seven or eight times in one night, and I drank too much! ”

The old servants Xin Fu and Xin Lu had been guarding by their side, and when they saw that their master was awake, they hurriedly helped him up, slowly poured a few cups of herbal tea, and after a while, Xin Bi completely came to his senses!

"What a powerful second son of the Cao family, he is not very old, but he is brilliant, and he has an amazing mass, such a young man, he has a bright future in the future!"

After sobering up, Xin Bi finally remembered that he and Cao Pi had a good time, but they were drunk, but they didn't have anything to do, which is really terrifying!

"Fatigue...... What time is it? ”

"Back to the master, it's already a moment of Shen Shi!"

"I slept for more than two hours at the lunchtime banquet?"

"Back to my lord, it's the next day, and you've slept for more than fourteen hours!"

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"Gollum! --Grunt! ”

Hearing that he had slept for a day and a night, Xin Bi was stunned for a moment, but the strong hunger in his stomach proved that the two old servants were telling the truth, and that he was so drunk for the first time in his life!

After getting drunk, the stomach hurts, and he can't eat big fish and meat, so the two old servants boiled some corn porridge, let Xin Bi drink it slowly, regulate his stomach, and boiled the bath water for him.

With a spiritual head, he is about to get busy with business, Xin Bi sat in the bedroom and began to calculate, the next step is to visit the Prime Minister's Mansion, and he has to make all kinds of preparations, that is, to complete the task, and not to offend Cao Cao, otherwise it will be difficult to protect the head of the Xiang!

Before he could think it through, the next person came in and said, "Two old friends have come to visit, and they have already entered the post house!" ”

"Brother George! …… I haven't seen you for a few years, I really miss us, let's have a few drinks tonight! ”

While speaking, two people walked in from outside the door, smiling and saluting, it was Man Pet and Mao Jue, and there were several attendants behind him, carrying venison, leg of mutton, and pork shoulder...... All kinds of delicacies, and a large urn of fine wine, it seems to weigh twenty or thirty pounds!

"It turned out that the two elder brothers came, and the younger brother missed the welcome and forgave the sin in person!" Seeing the figures of the two, Xin Bi hurriedly stood up, clasped his fists and saluted, looking quite excited!

It turned out that more than ten years ago, the three of them studied in Yanzhou, worshiped under the same great Confucian, learned the art of "helping the world and saving the people", got along day and night, and had the friendship of classmates, and the relationship between them was also very good.

After completing their studies, the three of them parted ways, each went to the master, Xin Bi wandered in Hebei, and invested in the Yuan family, but unfortunately he has been unwilling, full of favors, Mao Jue is lucky, and his eyes are more accurate, and he is invested in Cao Cao's shogunate.

"My brothers have been separated for many years, and it is not easy to meet again today...... Take a seat - drink! ”

"I have long heard that the two brothers are in Xuchang, and they have been reused by the prime minister, and the officials are high-ranking and noble, congratulations!"

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The brothers have been reunited after a long absence, and naturally there are endless words, the friendship between men needs wine to help the fun.

Xinbi just woke up from a hangover, and it was not suitable for drinking, but under the hospitality, he could only grit his teeth and harden it, and the friendship between classmates was that he couldn't refute his face even if he drank until he vomited blood, so he didn't have anything to say...... Drink it!

"The way of the university is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, in stopping at perfection, knowing and then having a certainty, being certain and then being quiet, being quiet and then being able to be safe, being safe and then being able to consider, and then being able to get, things have a beginning and an end...... Ha ha! ”

When the wine arrived, the three of them were in high spirits, took off their clothes one after another, jumped and jumped, and sang the famous article of the Confucian classic "University".

In the end, the three of them drank all night, drank most of the urn of spirits, and were all drunk, and Man Zhong and Mao Jue were carried back by the attendants to rest, and as for Xin Bime, they returned to the couch and continued to sleep soundly, pour tea, boil porridge, and slowly sober up......

"I have a headache to death...... I can't drink anymore lately, and I'm delaying my business! ”

I just woke up from a hangover, and it was another heavy drink, and this time it was really a drink, and Xin Bi slept soundly for two days and one night, and then he was woken up by the two servants, and if he didn't get up to eat something, he was really afraid that he would starve to death!

Next, the two servants supported him, took a hot bath and refreshed, and finally cleaned up, Xin Bi's hair was not dry yet, and the servants came to report: "Xun Yu and Xun Yu are visiting, and they are also bringing food and wine!" ”

I heard that the famous 'Erxun' was coming, Xin Bi didn't dare to slack off, covered his aching stomach, and went out to greet him step by step!

"The younger generation has seen two gentlemen, came to Xuchang, failed to visit, but drove the two gentlemen to come, it is really a crime to die!"

After meeting, Xin Bi immediately knelt on the ground and bowed to worship, with an extremely respectful attitude, not that his waist was too soft, but that the identity gap was too big!

When it comes to official positions, Er Xun is Shang Shuling and Shang Shu Servant, both of whom are ranked as marquises, and there are large areas of food, Xin Bi is just a small master, a petty official who does not enter the stream, and he is not famous!

In terms of qualifications, Erxun is famous all over the world, he is a master of Confucianism, if he seriously cares about his seniority, Xin Bi wants to call them an uncle, a master, this is definitely an authoritative crushing in the era of respecting teachers and valuing education!

The most important thing is that the three of them are all from Yingchuan County, they are veritable fellows, and they have known each other many years ago, so they naturally have a special sense of closeness!

"When you meet each other, you must have a good drink!"

"As long as the two gentlemen are happy, the younger generations will definitely sacrifice their lives to accompany them!"

"Drink it!"

"Drink it!"

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The elders of the hometown came to visit, and brought wine and food, this is a great courtesy, even if the body is uncomfortable, you have to grit your teeth and hold on, there is nothing to say, a word...... Drink!

There is a famous saying in Confucianism: 'the elders give, dare not resign', Erxun only needs to raise a glass, Xin Bi will drink, but also must drink more for respect, people take a sip, he wants to drink a cup, people drink a cup, he wants to drink a bowl, people drink a bowl, he has to jump into the wine urn to take a bath, so down, the result can be imagined...... Get drunk, fall asleep, pour tea, boil porridge and drink......

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"Gross! …… Wow! Wow! ”

Three days later, Simbi was lying on the couch, still vomiting, first vomiting wine, then yellow water in his stomach, and finally all vomited, so he could only open his mouth and retch!

After such a toss, the originally energetic scholar was gone, and only a drunkard with messy hair and a pale face remained, his whole body was like cramps, and he was paralyzed, not to mention going to see Prime Minister Cao Cheng, he couldn't even get up from the couch!

It's a pity that the disaster is not over yet, just when Simbi swore to the sky that he would never drink again, the servant came to report - another distinguished guest came to the door, this time it was not a classmate, not a fellow villager, there was no friendship to talk about, but there were four generals who came, no friendship, but there were fists!

"I heard that Mr. George has an amazing amount of money, and the four of us came to visit, just to get drunk!"

"Everyone is a drinker, we brought good wine and good food, Mr. will not be unpleasant!"

"We are rough people, if someone doesn't give face, they like to talk with a sword!"

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It was Xu Huang, Yu Ban, Li Dian, and Le Jin who came the four generals, all wearing iron armor, holding swords, and their faces were full of murderous spirit.

"You guys! …… It's a conspiracy, and I won't kill it...... Vomit! ”

Seeing the four people who came in, as well as the wine jar they held in their arms, Xin Bi was angry and hateful, and his body was weak, so he rolled his eyes and fainted!

"Dizzy? …… Then just pour it into the bar, and don't stop until you finish drinking! ”

The four generals looked at each other, people can faint, and the wine can't be drunk, they rushed up, picked up Xinbi's body, broke his mouth, and carried the wine jar to pour it, no matter what, he had to pour a few jars of wine, and let him sleep for a few days and nights, this is the military order given by the second son, and it must be implemented!

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"Gross! …… Vomit! Vomit! ”

Three days later, Xin Bi finally woke up, lying on the couch, his face was as pale as paper, he breathed more than a dead man, and now, no matter how stupid people are, they also understand the plan, pinch their fingers, they have come to Xuchang for ten days, but they have been drunk and lying for ten days, and they have not done anything serious.

"Who came up with such a sinister, vicious, and immoral idea of hurting people and delaying time with alcohol?"

"Cao Pi - young, I'm afraid there is not such a deep city, right?"

"Erxun - a righteous gentleman, with high moral character, he will not come up with such a vicious strategy!"

"Full of pets, Mao Jue - fellow brothers, don't have such a ruthless heart!"

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On the couch, Xin Bi retched while thinking hard, such a yin method is not something ordinary people can come up with, it is the ghost...... Vomit! Vomit!

In any case, the wine can no longer be drunk, otherwise his life will not be saved, and with the support of the two servants, Xin Bi wrote a couplet with trembling hands and hung it at the door of the post station:

Shanglian: Drunk hurts the body and delays military affairs!

Downlink: Drinking less is better, so that you can cultivate your family!

Horizontal criticism: Someone is making trouble!

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