Chapter 153 is not afraid of people's words, Dongfang Shuo (stay tuned - 孑 and not 2 WeChat signal)

Stupid people always want to be close to the wise, and this situation is not very obvious in the era of the information explosion in later generations, after all, everyone is educated, and they still know how to be more reserved.

As for the big Han...... Anyone who can write a name will have their nostrils in the countryside, let alone someone like Dongfang Shuo, who is recognized by the emperor as knowledgeable.

Little worms, the reason why they like to be close to Yun Lang is not because Yun Lang is their master, let alone because Yun Lang is more good-looking, the biggest reason is that they talk to Yun Lang every day, they can always hear something different, whether it is a joke, or a knowledge, even if it is nonsense.

The peasants toiled all day facing the loess with their backs to the sky, ate a full meal, and then fell asleep, and if they had extra energy and interest, they might do something else, and then the day was over.

Worms and Red Sleeves are people who have been deprived of basic survival needs, and their spiritual life is extremely precious to them.

At least, Yun Lang had nothing to do to tell those stories, even Cao Xiang, Huo Quzhi and Li Kang listened to them with relish, let alone others.

The world is a big ball for Yun Lang, but it is a big flat land for Huo Quai.

Zhang Qian left the Han Dynasty and went to the distant Dayue Clan, which has gone to the end of the world for all Han people, and for Yunlang...... The guy went on a trip to Uzbekistan.

Standing at the height of history, everyone is insignificant, even Dongfang Shuo, which is famous for its wisdom.

"Give me 50,000 dollars, or I won't say a word!"

Dongfang Shuo finally came to the Yun family in the evening, and he was hurrying very fast, just look at the two sweaty horses pulling the cart to know how he was in a hurry.

I had already heard the servant say that the matter had passed through the four of Yunlang, and they laughed together, laughing very presumptuously.

Dongfang Shuo rubbed his sour waist and said with a smile: "If a woman's family wants to settle down, she always needs some money, and she will wait for this day when she marries me. ”

Li Dare laughed and said, "She's not worried about you losing face? ”

Dongfang Shuo straightened his waist and laughed: "You invited me to come over and chat with you, and in the process, I always have to say something you don't know, so that you can talk about it when you go out to feast with people."

Since I am beneficial to you, wouldn't it be natural to collect some money, and then use your money to subsidize the poor pink beauty, so that the beauty can live a better life, and you can have no worries about food and clothing without having to work hard with your hands and feet, so that the pink beauty is still a pink beauty, and her beautiful face can be maintained for a longer time.

can make the world have one less hateful face, one more delicate face, what is a mere 50,000 yuan, get it quickly! ”

Li Kang's smile froze, and he suddenly felt that what Dongfang Shuo said made sense......

Cao Xiang smiled: "Money is a trivial matter......"

"Nonsense, money is the big thing! It is because of the money that His Majesty can conquer the east and the west, and lay a peaceful land for the people of my Han Kingdom.

It is because of the money that the Great Han Kingdom can build cities, the soldiers will have food and clothing, the husband can buy silk for his wife, the maltose for his son, and the wine for his father......"

Huo Quzhi nodded and said: "These words are reasonable, with money you can change your wife without interruption, no matter what, what you said is very reasonable, we will have a good drink for you today!" ”

After the two golden cakes were handed over, Dongfang Shuo immediately smiled and couldn't see his eyebrows clearly, and then handed the golden cakes to the Cao family servant and said: "Give it to Liangji and tell her that you can take whatever you like about the things at home, and it doesn't matter if you empty them, just leave me two blankets and a pillow." ”

The Cao family servant got on the horse and walked away with a smile, this guy saw Liang Ji's snow-white body today, and he was very moved.

After finishing the urgent matter, Dongfang Shuo laughed and said: "The host's family is about to have a feast, there is no food at home today, and a certain family is already hungry." ”

Yun Lang frowned, he hadn't heard Dongfang Shuo mention the compass from beginning to end, which made him a little depressed.

Cao Xiang saw that Yun Lang's face was not good-looking, so he laughed in a low voice: "He is anxious today, I'm afraid he won't have a chance to read your letter, it is estimated that this time he came for money."

Anyway, you won today, after all, this is the only time that Dongfang Shuo can go to the banquet without hesitation. ”

After Gillian left, the Yun family became spacious again, Gillian left, the house decorated by those palace maids did not leave, even the new curtains, window screens, desks, brocade couches, palace lamps, incense burners, golden hammers, golden bells, more than ten kinds of lacquerware, small ornaments on the grid, two huge lacquer screens, all left.

Therefore, when Dongfang Shuo entered the hall of the Yun family, he was amazed.

Obviously, Dongfang Shuo didn't treat the Yun family as an outsider, entered the door, sat straight on the guest seat, picked up a fat elbow, bent down towards the other four, and began to tear desperately.

The tiger sniffled and walked to Dongfang Shuo's side, and when he saw this guy eating his own food, he snorted.

Dongfang Shuo looked at the tiger in surprise, and then looked at the large plate containing the meat, he also felt that the piece of meat seemed to be undercooked just now, and there was blood oozing out of it after taking a bite.

I couldn't help but sigh and said, "It seems that I ate the wrong one?" ”

Huo Quzhi pushed a plate of fish over and said: "You should eat this, the tiger of the Yun family is not a pet, it is the owner, so there is a place for it at every banquet, and the position where you sit happens to be the tiger's favorite position, and you are still sitting on its blanket, for some reason, it is not angry." ”

Dongfang Shuo returned the bite of the pork knuckle to the tiger, but the tiger didn't smell it, squatted beside Dongfang Shuo, sticking out his tongue to dissipate heat.

Dongfang Shuo smiled bitterly and said, "It seems that I have offended the master." ”

Sitting on the ground of a strange tiger's mouth to eat, ordinary people don't have the guts, Dongfang Shuo naturally didn't either, taking advantage of the fact that the tiger now looked kind, he quickly came to the place where he should be sitting, raised a glass of wine and signaled to the tiger, and then drank it all, shouting good wine!

Cao Xiang picked up the wine glass and walked to Dongfang Shuo and said: "You are the second person who is not afraid of the tiger, you are a real warrior, please drink this cup!" ”

Dongfang Shuo did not refuse, drank the wine in one gulp, and then arched his hand: "Let a certain family fill their stomachs, the food is current, and it cannot be delayed for a moment." ”

Yun Lang saw that Dongfang Shuo ate a bowl of gizzard meat in between breaths, so he pushed a plate of carrots over and said, "The gillage meat is too greasy, eat some Western Regions specialties to relieve greasyness." ”

Dongfang Shuo looked at the empty meat plate regretfully and said: "How unfair is the master's family, Hujun still has fat meat, why should Dongfang Shuo be so harsh?" ”

Yun Lang clapped his hands, and the little worm with his mouth pouted hurriedly ran out, and it didn't take much effort to bring Dongfang Shuo a five-pound braised pork.

Dongfang Shuo applauded and laughed: "I have long heard that Yun's braised pork is delicious, and this time I will definitely feast on it, don't stop me, don't stop me......"

Yun Lang took a bite of the carrot and said, "This thing is much more expensive than meat essence." ”

Dongfang Shuo, who was biting the meat in his mouth, said: "A certain family would rather eat meat!" When I was young, I lived with my brother and sister-in-law, and my life was hard, and whenever I had meat to eat, I was going to eat my brother first, and we could only eat After all, only when my brother was full of food, could he have the strength to feed us.

Therefore, a certain family swore when he was a teenager that he was willing to eat meat in this life until he died of old age! ”

Yun Lang sighed with a wine glass: "Mr. casual! ”

Many people know these four words of meat eaters, these four words come from the "Zuo Chuan", which extends the meat eaters to refer to the authorities, believing that most meat eaters are short-sighted and have no long-term plans.

Eating meat can be regarded as a human instinct, and in terms of calories, meat provides more calories for human survival than food.

Loving meat is also an instinct to cherish life, and there is nothing wrong with it.

The only one who can compete with Dongfang Shuo to eat meat is the tiger, and when the tiger spits out a pig bone from his mouth, Dongfang Shuo happened to eat the last piece of meat on the plate.

Eating meat and drinking wine are the most compatible, obviously, Dongfang Shuo knows this truth, so he abandoned the wine glass and began to drink wine in a big bowl.

Since the master's family was dissatisfied with the words of a certain family in the Yun clan before, he can now open up and say it, and listen to a certain family argue one by one! ”