Chapter 39: The scumbag sits on the ground, crowdfunding is wanted
"Sister Na is going to be my girlfriend?" Yang Yan shouted wildly in his heart.
A bottle of beer was in his stomach just now, and now Yang Yan really feels a little dizzy in his head.
With Sister Na's appearance and charming temperament, a man has ideas.
"it...... Sister Na, I'm really serious. Yang Yan looked at Sister Na again and said.
"Hmm" Sister Na suddenly nodded seriously and affirmatively: "I know, I'm also serious, if you can really destroy Chen Longxiao's Thunder Dragon Army, I will be your girlfriend." ”
"You've lived with me for two years, don't you know my character? When have I ever said empty words? Do you want to make another note with you and stamp it with a handprint? ”
Sister Na showed her charming smile again.
This made Yang Yan more determined in his heart, destroyed Chen Longxiao, destroyed the Thunder Dragon Army, married Bai Fumei, and walked to the pinnacle of life!
"Come on, cheers, let's not get drunk today!"
Yang Yan took the initiative to open a bottle of beer by himself and held it up in front of Sister Na.
Although the alcohol content of this beer is not high, if you drink too much, it is also intoxicating.
Yang Yan and Sister Na chatted and drank at the same time, and this drink was directly drunk until late at night......
Even Yang Yan couldn't remember what happened later.
The next morning, the sun was shining.
A ray of sunlight just shone through the window onto Yang Yan's face.
Yang Yan rubbed his eyes and woke up from his sleep.
When I opened my eyes, this was still Sister Na's room.
What about Sister Na?
Sister Na was sleeping soundly in Yang Yan's arms at this time.
When Yang Yan reacted, he was directly startled.
Yang Yan had never been in contact with Sister Na so closely.
No, it's not close distance, it's zero distance.
Sister Na's posture was very soft, and her body was very fragrant, which made Yang Yan smell a little up, and the previous sleepiness disappeared in an instant.
Even this smell can be refreshed all day.
Maybe Yang Yan's reaction was a bit big, and at the same time woke up Sister Na.
Sister Na who woke up felt that she was hugging Yang Yan at this time, as if she was holding a Hello Kitty cat at home, Sister Na suddenly stretched out a kick and kicked Yang Yan directly on Yang Yan's lower abdomen, kicking Yang Yan off the sofa.
"Oh......" Yang Yan clutched his stomach and screamed, and was kicked out of the sofa by Sister Na, falling into a state of limbo, and the person turned on his back.
Yang Yan felt very innocent, he seemed to have drunk too much last night, and he didn't know what was going on at all.
And everyone's clothes are neat, and they didn't even open a button, they just hugged it, so there's really no need to react so much, right?
Yang Yan covered his lower abdomen, and his painful face was about to change shape.
If it is cheaper by more than ten centimeters, it will hurt Yang Yan and Sister Na.
In fact, after Sister Na subconsciously kicked out, she immediately regretted it.
Because although Yang Yan has a short film, Sister Na still has some memory.
Last night, I took the initiative to sleep on the sofa with Yang Yan in my arms, and I hugged it very tightly......
"Well, I'm sorry, are you okay?" Sister Na took the initiative to apologize, frowned slightly and reached out to pull Yang Yan on the ground.
Yang Yan grinned and forced out a smile, shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, my kidneys are better, and they are resistant to tossing." ”
In fact, Yang Yan felt that Sister Na didn't misunderstand that she took advantage of her drunk, she was already very lucky, where did she dare to say that there was something?
Yang Yan struggled to get up from the ground, looked at Sister Na and grinned: "Sister Na, I also made an appointment with someone to kill the battlefield, so I'll leave first." ”
Yang Yan casually found a reason to get out quickly.
As soon as she walked to the door, Sister Na suddenly stopped Yang Yan again: "Do you remember what I told you last night?" ”
"Last night, what you said?" The corners of Yang Yan's mouth couldn't help but curl: "Last night, you said that you would waive my water and electricity bills for a month!" ”
As soon as Yang Yan's words fell, Sister Na's eyes were directly thrown over, and she said: "I don't want you to destroy any Thunder Dragon Army, Chen Longxiao is extremely arrogant, as long as you can eliminate Chen Longxiao at the Phoebe Guardian Cup in half a month, I will be your girlfriend, the kind where you can go shopping and talk about life hand in hand." Go for it! ”
After speaking, Sister Na made another gesture of encouragement to Yang Yan.
There is such a beautiful woman working hard for you, why don't you work hard?
This directly stimulated Yang Yan, and he didn't enter his own house, so he went downstairs to take a taxi and went to the Tianqi War Zone.
In today's Tianqi War Zone Hall, the recent battle report scrolled back still has the ID of 'Broken Water Flow'.
"After 33 kills and chickens, 28 kills again eat chickens in a row, this broken water flow is likely to become this year's rookie king!"
"Cut off the flow of water again, use the pan to eliminate the enemy six times in a single game."
For these battle reports, Yang Yan feels that he has to adapt slowly, because there will be a lot of them in the future.
"Broken Water Flow is a scumbag!"
Just as Yang Yan was about to turn around and leave, there was suddenly an insult in his ears.
Yang Yan felt that the voice was a little harsh.
Immediately after that, another voice next to him began to discuss: "Do you read the forum?" Now the forums have exploded, and all of them are scolding scumbags. ”
"I didn't look at it, why do you want to scold Shui Liu for being a scumbag?"
"It seems to say that the water flow is perverted in his heart, and he kills the young lady, and the means are extremely cruel, and the behavior is extremely bad......"
When Yang Yan heard this, he couldn't sit still at all.
"It's just that a few young ladies were eliminated in a single game, and they were all on the forum?"
Yang Yan had a sense of foreboding, so he didn't immediately enter the game, but sat down in the lounge area of the hall, and then used his mobile phone to open the official forum of "Killing Battlefield".
On the homepage of the forum, there are several articles marked with hot posts about breaking the water flow and being a scumbag:
"The invincible scumbag of the broken water flow, just after landing, when we didn't pick up any supplies, he drove and chased us for more than 3,000 meters, until our car ran out of gas, but even if we thundered, we didn't give our head to the scumbag who broke the water flow!"
This is a post by two young ladies in M City.
"Broken Water Flow is perverted in my heart, I am already mortal, under the suppression of my teammates' super firepower, Broken Water Flow actually came to make up for me at all costs!"
This is a post made by the young lady who took the airdrop across from the G port housing area.
"The old coins are cut off, and while we are all bloody, he will come directly to attack ......"
This should be the last young lady to be eliminated in the G Town housing area.
"These young ladies actually posted together on the official forum to scold me angrily"
Yang Yan felt very angry! Is it also wrong to kill the battlefield of life or death?
And the people who pushed these posts to the hot ones were some melon-eating people and keyboard warriors who were not afraid of big things when they watched the excitement.
Yang Yan concluded that the biggest reason for this was because he was too high-profile in these two games.
As the so-called tree is a big move, some keyboard warriors can't see hello, so they take advantage of this incident to desperately attack the Internet!
Fortunately, Yang Yan's mentality is relatively strong!
"Will just a few posts have any effect on my psyche? That's simply not possible! ”
"A scumbag is a scumbag! Lao Tzu likes to be a scumbag! ”
The corners of Yang Yan's mouth raised a slight smile.
In fact, what made Yang Yan feel the most exaggerated was that on this official forum, there was actually a post of 'crowdfunding funds, the whole war zone wanted to cut off the water flow, let the water flow roll out of the killing battlefield, and the killing battlefield was a clean sky'.
The post was made by an ID number called 'Avengers'.
It's a gaming organization, and it's quite famous.
"Crowdfunding Wanted?" Yang Yan felt very fresh.
Yang Yan entered this post and took a look, and the current crowdfunding has reached 40 million cash! Nearly 40,000 people participated in the crowdfunding.
Because the ID number 'Avengers' has a certain reputation, this number is real and valid.
Nearly 40,000 people have crowdfunded 40 million, so the average person has to come up with 1,000 yuan.
Yang Yan felt that this number was a little abnormal.
"It's just that a few young ladies have been eliminated, and those keyboard warriors just pick up the keyboard and spray it twice, and it is absolutely impossible to take the money out of the crowdfunding with real gold!"
In fact, Yang Yan felt very right.
Lei Ting Wan'er also participated in this crowdfunding wanted, and she took out 38 million alone!
Yang Yan closed the forum, and then went directly into the game warehouse.
In fact, after watching the forum for a while, Yang Yan felt a little better.
Because I'm worth 40 million now!
After entering the game warehouse, all the sensing devices are connected, and then the game begins, and a familiar voice rings in my ears again:
"Welcome the Special Forces into the killing field, do you want to create a room to invite friends, or match teammates randomly."
Yang Yan didn't match his teammates in the last game, although it was very enjoyable to be a lone wolf, but he was also a little lonely, and he didn't even have a personal chat along the way.
The main thing is that you can't pretend to be forced.
So this time, Yang Yan once again chose to randomly match teammates.
"Random matchmaking is successful, I wish players a happy game, ten, nine, eight...... Three, two, one"
"Abuse and killing system prompt: Welcome the host to enter the game again, I wish the host to become a god as soon as possible, go to the peak of life, marry Bai Fumei, and harm the young lady......"
Has the torture system been upgraded? How did it become so skinny!
"May I ask if the host accepts the challenge mission!" The voice of the torture system sounded again.
"Not accepted...... All right? Yang Yan asked weakly.
Yang Yan really didn't want to be pitted.
"If the host refuses to accept the challenge task, the abuse system will directly eliminate the host, is the host sure to refuse to accept the challenge task?" This time, the voice of the torture system became louder.
it!
"So that's the case, don't you just assign the challenge task? What is harmless to humans and animals! ”
"Accept it!" Yang Yan still wants to live a few more years, but Sister Na is still waiting for herself.
With Yang Yan's confirmation, the voice of the torture system sounded again:
"Challenge Quest Randomly Generated ......"
"Randomly generated challenge missions, Island Enforcers: Eliminate at least 35 players who have illegally formed a team in a single round. I wish the host a happy game and become a god soon! ”
After hearing this challenge task, Yang Yan was directly stunned.
"Island enforcers? Knock out at least 35 players who have illegally formed a team in a single round? ”
Then Yang Yan has a problem: "What if there are no 35 players who illegally form a team on the entire island?" ”
Not to mention 35, Yang Yan usually plays ten rounds and rarely encounters an illegal team.
"Reminder of the torture system: If you fail the challenge task, 30% of the host's health value will be deducted, including kidney function ......"
Yang Yan wanted to go home......