Chapter 385: Journey to the West

Ye Feng suddenly lost interest, pursed his lips, and said with a displeased face: "Then this giant crocodile had diarrhea halfway and died, it's over!" ”

When Chu Yun heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Cut, if you don't say it, you won't say it!" ”

"Ahem!" Ye Feng immediately felt extremely embarrassed now, so he had to cover it up with a light cough.

Suddenly, he felt something in his heart, and hurriedly looked back, which immediately startled him.

In his sight, groups of clansmen stood there in groups, and from their self-light, Ye Feng seemed to see shining stars, making him feel uncomfortable as if you were a sheep in a wolf pack.

As if he realized something, he didn't care about the heat, and hurriedly took off the skewers in his hand.

Since the sacrificial ceremony was sacred in the eyes of primitive people and could not be absent, the entire tribe, including those warriors brought by Bass, also participated in the ceremony devoutly, and no one was absent.

Looking at the entire tribe, only Ye Feng and Chu Yun were an alternative, the clansmen were all worshipping devoutly, but the two of them lit a bonfire next to them and raised skewers.

If you want to ask why the clansmen didn't blame him, the most important thing is because in the minds of this primitive people, Ye Feng himself is a god, and there is no need to go at all.

Ye Feng was still very confident in his craft, and when he saw them, he thought they were smelling the fragrance of skewers.

Ye Feng waved the empty skewer and said, "No, don't look at it, you can go." ”

After saying that, he had a long hiccup.

The masters were slightly stunned for a few seconds, then put his words aside and began to speak.

"Ye Feng, why is this the end?"

"yes, we're listening, how did this end it?"

"Ye Feng, is there anything behind?"

"Ye Feng, as long as you keep talking, I'll let me wipe your ass if you shit in the future!"

"Isn't that butt-wiping evil disgusting? As long as Ye Feng tells him about it, I can help him take a bath! ”

"Take a bath? Ye Feng, don't care about him, it's nothing, as long as you tell the story, I will give you a baby! ”

“……”

Seeing that the more they talked, the more outrageous it became, especially after Chu Yun heard the latter sentence, Ye Feng's face immediately changed, and he hurriedly said, "Stop, stop!" Don't talk about it! ”

The clansmen's voices stopped abruptly, and they looked at him with blank eyes.

"I've finished talking about what I want to talk about, let's let the big guy disperse quickly!"

is also bragging, why is the gap between himself and Liu Junting so big? Even if you don't succeed, you will get into trouble, is it true that you also have to pay attention to talent?

Ye Feng was really powerless to complain.

When the clansmen heard his words, they immediately blew up the pot and started talking nonsense.

"Ye Feng, hurry up and continue to talk, I want to give you three children!"

Feeling the chill on his back, Ye Feng suddenly felt that his scalp was as numb as if it had been crawled by thousands of ants, and hurriedly shouted: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you a story, you all shut up for me, give birth to Lao Tzu to stay away, Lao Tzu is not interested!" ”

The coolness on his back gradually disappeared, and Ye Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

The clansmen cheered, and hurriedly followed his instructions, closed their mouths, and did not dare to make any sound.

Looking at these clansmen with shining eyes, Ye Feng wanted to cry without tears.

Well, I was thinking that I would be able to relax and relax tonight, but now it's going to be in the soup.

So, he began to make up a draft in his heart, ready to make up a story casually and prevaricate these clansmen casually.

However, a few minutes later, he sadly found that no matter how much he stirred his brain, his mind was like a mess, and he couldn't sort out his thoughts

Alas! The level of making up stories by himself, no wonder Chu Yun saw through it at a glance.

He thought about it for a moment and decided that there was the ultimate trick that countless traversers had tried and tested again and again - copy!

"Amitabha, good, good, I'm sorry Brother Wu Chengen, your coffin board must be held down!" Ye Feng prayed in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Once upon a time, there was an immortal mountain, called Huaguo Mountain, and there was a fairy stone on the top of that mountain. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, and it has two feet and four feet around the circle......"

That's right, this is the very famous Journey to the West in later generations, although Ye Feng said that he was a little sorry for Lao Wu, but his heart didn't beat when he quarreled, and his face didn't blush.

In order to be able to make these primitive people understand, Ye Feng said as simply as possible, which can be described as painstaking.

Under his description, a bizarre world gradually took shape in the minds of these primitive people, who used their meagre imagination to conceive this magical world.

Soon they became obsessed, and the door to a whole new world was slowly opening for them, and they couldn't help themselves as if they had smoked their fans.

In order to enable them to understand things that had not appeared in this world, Ye Feng changed these things to those that primitive people could understand.

For example, in Journey to the West, all kinds of countries often appear, but primitive people did not have the concept of a country, so Ye Feng directly tampered with it as a "tribe".

Looking at their ears, for fear of missing a word, Ye Feng couldn't help but sigh, when he was reviewing for the college entrance examination back then, if he was so serious as them, he would not have become that kind of bird in the future life.

That's it, I don't know how long it took to talk, Ye Feng finally finished talking for the first time, took a sip of water to moisten his throat, stretched, and hurriedly said: "Okay, that's all for today's story, what should everyone do!" Scattered, scattered! ”

As soon as this sentence landed, he regretted it.

"Ye Feng doesn't want it, I still want to hear it!"

"Don't stop!"

"I can't sleep until I finish listening to it!"

Even the cries of children can still be heard.

"Woooooooooo I don't want it, I don't want it, I just have to listen, or I won't eat! ”

……

Ye Feng's head was full of black lines, and he hesitated whether to say it again.

"Ye Feng, hurry up, I'll give you a ...... when I'm done"

"Stop, stop! Don't say, I'll go on, that's all right, right? ”

Hearing this, Ye Feng was sweating profusely, and hurriedly interrupted her before she could finish speaking.

Because the aunt in the back is still listening to it.

Besides, this woman looks completely like Liu Junting's aesthetics, standing beside him, it's too late for her teeth to chatter, if you go further......

Ye Feng felt that he was looking for a big river and jumped down with a stone tied to his body.

To be continued

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