Chapter 167: General

Hearing Li Tai's words, Li Yuan was immediately satisfied.

Although this kid hates it, this fart is very comfortable.

Li Yuan looked at the box next to Li Tai and asked, "What did you take?" ”

"A rare treasure I bought." Li Tai smiled slightly, lifted the box, and said: "The name of this thing is 'Ma Li coaxes Barbara to exercise and strengthen the brain for the elderly, prevent Alzheimer's disease, prevent bone growth, prevent high blood pressure, prevent obesity, and prevent loneliness and boredom of the lonely and widowed elderly." ”

"Is this really the name of this thing? Or even like Fanbang? Li Yuan's brows furrowed slightly: "What is this thing called?" ”

"This thing is not called anything, it is called mahjong." Li Tai smiled slightly and said: "Since I learned to play mahjong, Xiao Wang next door has also cheated, and the neighbor's Xiaohua has also found a third or fourth boyfriend, even the grandma who is paralyzed at home is walking like flying, and the grandfather who can't see with his eyes has also reappeared, which is simply the best health care for the middle-aged and elderly."

"Since the ninety-year-old uncle learned to play mahjong, his legs are no longer sore, his waist is not painful, he is full of strength, it is not difficult to five women in one go, double tap + 666666, and the aliens are stunned."

"Since I learned to play mahjong, my mother no longer has to worry about me studying, since I learned to play mahjong, what to eat and what to drink, what is sweet, the kidneys are much better, men have good kidneys, women can't run, magical mahjong, you deserve it."

"Grandpa Huang, looking at your appearance, I know that you are looking forward to it, come on, come on, I'll teach you how to play, go get a table and chairs." Li Tai said with a smile.

The eunuchs and maids hurriedly brought a table and covered it with a cloth.

Li Tai opened the box and poured the mahjong on the table, making a loud noise.

"Huh?"

Li Yuan picked up a mahjong, frowned slightly, and then asked, "Is this ...... What kind of material is this? Ivory? ”

"Ivory? Scold. Li Tai couldn't help but roll his eyes, he hoped that he could afford ivory mahjong, but unfortunately, he really couldn't afford it.

"It's made of something called plastic, and even this box is made of something called plastic." Li Tai opened his mouth and said: "However, it is indeed a rare treasure in this world. ”

"Oh, I see." Li Yuan nodded and asked, "What is this plastic?" ”

"Plastic is plastic."

"What the hell is plastic?"

"Plastic is plastic."

"What the hell is it?"

"Plastic is plastic, I said Grandpa, don't you still want to know where the rice grows when you eat?" Li Tai is really convinced, so many questions from where you came?

You're in your fifties, don't be a curious baby who loves to ask questions, okay?

"You must know this, as an emperor, if you don't even know that rice is grown in the field, won't you become the faint king of 'why not eat minced meat'?" Li Yuan said.

"What you say makes sense, and I'm speechless." Li Tai was really convinced.

"Grandpa Huang, don't worry about what this plastic is, even if I say it, no one in Datang can make it, I'll teach you how to play mahjong." Li Tai hurriedly pulled the old man, and then brought in two palace maids who looked clever, and began to play mahjong.

Why do you have to be a clever palace maid?

Because it's more interesting to play with clever palace maids.

The maids and eunuchs next to them also hurriedly gathered around and listened with relish.

Within a while, Li Yuan was fascinated by this magical game.

After working for most of the night, he finally told Li Yuan the essence of mahjong, and also told the attendants and eunuchs beside Li Yuan.

Li Yuan's whole person was extremely happy.

Time flickered, and it was dark.

The palace lamp was lit.

"Grandpa Huang, it's not too late, I'll change it back." Li Tai stood up and stretched out his arms, he was really tired.

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, let's have another game, another game." Li Yuan happily pulled Li Tai and said.

"Hey, my imperial grandfather, I have to go back to sow seeds, do you still want to hold your great-grandson?" Li Tai said, why is this old man so good at talking today? It's weird.

"What's the hurry? There's still most of the time in the middle of the night, come on, let me touch myself again, and if it doesn't work, let me do it again. Li Yuan said with a smile.

He won all the mahjong games on this day, and he was naturally very happy.

It seems to have returned to the feeling of being powerful in all directions.

"Grandpa Huang, if I don't go back, I'm afraid that the women in the family will be lonely, and something big will happen." Li Tai said tactfully.

"Afraid? Cut it directly. Li Yuanhu was stunned and said, "Give up a small grass, and you will harvest a large piece of green grassland!" ”

Give up a small grass and you will be able to harvest a large green grassland...... Green grasslands...... Green Meadow ......

Grandpa Huang, you are really my own grandfather!

"Okay, then let's play another game." Li Tai sat down, and Li Yuan was immediately extremely happy.

However, after fighting for a while, Li Yuan was suddenly unhappy.

The shuffle sounded, and the four of them started again.

"Eighty thousand!"

"Four cylinders!"

"Chicken!"

“……”

"Self-drawing!" Li Tai said with a smile.

"Boom la la ......"

"One!"

"Three of a kind!"

"North!"

“……”

"Self-drawing!" Li Tai said with a smile.

"Boom la la ......"

"West!"

"Medium!"

"North!"

“……”

"Self-touching, all the same." Li Tai had a bright smile on his face again.

"Boom la la ......"

"Six cylinders."

"Ten thousand!"

"Three of a kind."

“……”

"Self-touch, sorry, I won again." Li Tai said with a smile.

Li Yuan really can't stand it, I won just now, and now you win, what the hell is going on?

Li Tai is extremely deliberate in his heart, he kept letting you win just now, don't you have a few strokes in your heart? Are you really your gambling god alive?

"Don't play, don't play, it's not fun at all." Li Yuan stood up angrily and said, like that, it's really angry.

"Hey, then I'll go back first, bye-bye." Li Tai stood up with a smile and walked outside.

"Humph!" Looking at Li Tai's proud back, Li Yuan snorted heavily and said, "How does Li Shimin's son educate his children, he doesn't even understand how to respect the elderly. ”

"By the way, go find the manufacturing bureau in the palace, and let them build a few pairs of such mahjong." Li Yuan pointed to the mahjong on the table and said.

"Your Majesty, this ...... I'm afraid I can't find such a material. The eunuch beside him said with some concern.

"Hmph, then make it out of copper." Li Yuan said.

(End of chapter)