Chapter 166: Losing face
The woman's food today is like a recipe, and it is clearly arranged on the face of the master of Yunda, which is called a clear.
The mutton that the woman eats at noon hangs on the forehead of the Yunda master, and she doesn't chew it badly enough; There are also some greens, on the top of the head, which are not green, but black. Passing through the small village in the evening, there was nothing to eat, so I had some dry biscuits and a little beans.
It's all messy, it's all on the head.
Master Yun was stunned.
The well-informed King of Beimu, Xi Yelu, and Dong Bing Lao were also stunned.
The disciples of the four mansions who welcomed him were even more angry, and they didn't dare to breathe.
"Miss!" The disciples got off one after another, took off the water bladder from their waists, and hurriedly handed it over: "Xu is running all the way, unwell, Yunda is in charge, are you okay?" Miss, come, rinse your mouth slowly. ”
"What stinky thing has men used? Take it away! The woman frowned, knocked the water bladder away, clutched her chest and pinned her head to another place, trying not to look at the big man.
"Quick, get a new water bladder." Although Yun Da was sprayed with filth all over his head, after his brows wrinkled at the moment, he hurriedly hid his displeasure, showing the demeanor of a warm man, and turned his head and scolded his disciple angrily: "Don't go quickly!" ”
The heroine covered her chest and tried not to look at Yun Da in charge.
Somehow, since Lin Jianqiu told her that the cave room was going to be stripped naked, she wanted to vomit when she thought that this Yunda master was actually married by her father, and she would have to do this with herself in the future.
I want to vomit when I hear his name.
The woman took a deep breath and used her internal force to suppress the nausea. After all, she is the daughter of Shi Gong, and if she vomits so much in public, I am afraid that it will cause rumors, and when the time comes, it will be a shame for my father to say that she is weak.
Maintain your demeanor and tilt your head at a 45-degree angle to prevent vomiting from rushing out......
I can't bear ......
Soon, the people of Yunfu climbed and climbed to take a magnificent water bladder. When he took this one, the eyes of the surrounding disciples lit up. In the end, it is the item of Yunfu, and even the water bladder is inlaid with gems, which is extraordinary.
"Here, use this." Yun Da took the water bladder and raised his head to look at the woman.
His Adam's apple moved up and down, and his afterglow quickly drifted away from the goddess's figure.
According to the countless experience of Yunda's master reading women, although the eldest lady is masked, this eyebrow knows that she is a beauty at a glance, and this figure is wrapped in a corset.
Shi Gong's wife was the first beauty in the world back then, and her daughter was definitely beautiful.
Wait for Lao Tzu to marry you, have fun for a few days, such a beautiful woman, and Shi Gong's daughter, hehe...... Yun Da thought to himself, and the appearance of the other party stripped naked had already begun to appear in his mind.
When I get you, I will also get the Thousand Islands, and I will be the number one in the world!
Yun Da showed a nervous expression, stepped forward, and handed the water bladder very intimately, and got much closer to the woman.
The woman looked at the water bladder handed over, frowned, and took another deep breath.
I can't vomit, I can't vomit, otherwise others will say that I don't have enough internal strength, the heroine thought to herself.
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Lin Jianqiu, who was at the end of the line, didn't know what was happening in front of him, and when the team stopped, he didn't feel anything unusual, stretched out his hand and grabbed the reins tightly, and looked around.
I saw that all kinds of disciples were extremely capable, and the physique of the people who practiced martial arts was visible to the naked eye, compared to the disciples of Yelu, they were all more than one meter and nine meters tall, and they looked like wild beasts.
In the distance, a steady stream of new people came out of the big tents, rushed over, leaned over and bowed down very respectfully.
The four mansions, no matter which one of them are well-known mansions, and such an important banquet for Shi Gong, these mansion masters must be brought by elite disciples, placed in various places, the top heroes.
And these heroes and heroes are all bent down at this time.
Lin Jianqiu couldn't help but understand a little, why the Shi Guild had always retreated and cultivated all his life, and most of the time, he was reluctant to have this power.
"Who's this one in the back?"
"I don't know, it's very mysterious to wrap yourself so tightly, but at the very end, and it's horsebacking."
"Looking at his ankles and the shape of his whole person, he doesn't look like a person who practices martial arts."
The disciples in the back looked at Lin Jianqiu. I can't complain about their curiosity, Lin Jianqiu covered his face when he went down the mountain, and put on a hat that was pressed very low so that people couldn't see their faces.
It's mysterious.
But if the status is noble, it should not be at the end.
"However, you see that he is quite confident, and he is not like an ordinary servant."
"Yes, strange, although this person is masked, he doesn't look like a slave at all, could it be that he is a master of witchcraft?"
These disciples, including this group of disciples of the Thousand Islands, although they are strong in force, they will have a humble instinct in the face of the master, which is something that flows in the blood of everyone who belongs to this era.
The idea of being a master or a slave is deep-rooted.
Lin Jianqiu does not have this kind of thinking, and in modern society, he is more confident than his classmates who are engaged in other jobs. During the days when I worked in the financial newspaper, what financial bigwig had not been interviewed? The interviewees have long been accustomed to the fact that the interviewee's wealth, identity and status are far higher than their own.
Neither humble nor arrogant.
Suddenly, there was a commotion ahead.
"What's wrong?" Lin Jianqiu faintly felt that something was wrong, and poked his head to look ahead, but there were too many tigers, and there were too many people on both sides, so he couldn't see clearly, but he saw that the position of the heroine seemed to be vacant.
"It should be the head of the four major mansions in front, otherwise it won't come out empty." Lin Jianqiu thought to himself.
Sure enough, like a plague, news crept through the disciples.
"Miss Shi vomited Yunda's master!"
"Why did you vomit all of a sudden? The person in front of him just now said that Yun Da was vomited. ”
"This eldest lady's body is not good, can you give us a son when the time comes?"
"Shh......h You don't want to die? Be quiet! ”
When Lin Jianqiu heard it, it was terrible, this woman was disgusted when she heard Yun Da's master, let alone saw it. So he hurriedly removed the water bladder from the horse's back and passed through the tigers.
The tiger is very big, when he passed by the tiger, Lin Jianqiu's heart trembled, and he glanced at the tiger next to him, the fangs were sharp and scary. Although he knew that these tigers had undergone rigorous training, he was still terrified.
"Lin Gongzi, what are you doing?"
When he walked close to the position of the heroine, the disciple who was the leader turned his head to look at Lin Jianqiu, and immediately kicked his legs, and the tiger under him turned around and turned his head towards him.
The long tongue hung out, emitting an extremely unpleasant smell of rotting meat.
At this time, I saw that the people of Yunfu hurriedly took the water bladder and handed it to the hands of the master of Yunda, this water bladder provoked the disciples on the side to sigh, under the light of the moon and the surrounding torches, the azure gems were extremely bright.
It's blinding.
Each one is bigger than the wedding rings of those entertainment stars.
Sure enough, it is rich and luxurious, such a water bladder, and it is so luxurious.
The woman's back looked very tired, she seemed to take a deep breath, as stubborn as ever, as if she was enduring something. Seeing this situation, Lin Jianqiu sighed lightly in his heart, it's not good, and if it's not good, he has to vomit again.
The big master of the cloud held the water bladder and got closer and closer to the woman.
Really......
It was not the hand that the heroine stretched out to catch the water bladder that greeted Yun Da's master, but the spray of vomit......
He's going to use his Yunfu water bladder to rinse my mouth?! Where did the stinking man come from?! Holding a water bladder like dung? Still so close to me?! No, I can't throw up!
Wow......
Can't help it......
I can't help it......
Vomit......
Once again, the woman vomited uncontrollably.
Split the head and cover the face, and it is another body. Yun Da was in his heart, but he could only keep a smile on his face, holding the water bladder and stiffening there, not knowing what to do for a while.
"Poof......" Yelu Da Boss, who has always been on the wrong path with Yunfu, couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud.
Burst......
Laughter is indeed contagious, and the disciples of Yelu's mansion held back their laughter one by one, but they couldn't hold back their voices, and for a while, the disciples on the east side laughed. The disciples on the west side were mainly from Yunfu, and they didn't dare to laugh one by one, and the two sides formed a sharp contrast for a while.
Yun Da Master's face changed suddenly, and he waited viciously for Yelu's disciples.
It's useless, you should laugh or laugh, you can't hold back, the disciples of the human Jelu listen to Yelu, and don't listen to you.
"Tsk, stop laughing." Yelu is also a figure with a head and a face, although he has always been on the wrong path with Yunfu, but he can't go too far on the surface, at least it's not too atmospheric to laugh at people like this.
He stifled a laugh and stopped.
The laughter is gone......
"Take away your water bladder, and I don't touch anything that a man has used." The eldest lady of the heroine got angry, but she only said this, and didn't ask Yun Da to get out immediately, she was already giving enough face, but after saying this, she kicked her legs, and the tiger changed its angle.
What greeted Yunda was not only the vomit of the heroine, but also the stinky ass of the tiger.
The disciples led by "Uh......" looked at this posture, although Qiandao was not afraid of Yunfu at all, but they were all characters with heads and faces, and they were the future masters of the master's fingertips.
Very inappropriate.
The Kuril Island has to have the spirit of a big mansion.
So the disciple at the head arched his hand and said with a smile: "Master Yunda, I haven't seen you for a long time, our eldest lady has been running all the way, she is not very comfortable, and she vomited twice, it is really embarrassing to be in charge." However, our eldest lady is still young, and she rarely goes in and out of the rivers and lakes, plus men and women are not clear, and they are not used to using things that men have used, which is really common. ”
Qiandao has the spirit of a big mansion, yes, but Qiandao also has the dignity of Qiandao, so it has already given Yunda enough face.
Stinky bitch, shame on your face, wait for me to take you down, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up! Yun Da scolded in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he arched his hand and said: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, it's all your own family." ”
This is ambiguous enough.
After hearing this, the woman felt sick again......
waved his hand and said, "It's called Yun...... Tell him to go away first. ”
When Yun Da heard this, his face became even worse, but he still didn't dare to turn his face, he understood who the woman in front of him was, after Shi Gong, if he offended her, he would lose not only a woman, but the first in the world.
"Drink some water." Lin Jianqiu said loudly: "I still have half a bag here." ”
When the woman heard his voice, she turned her head sideways, and when she saw it, Lin Jianqiu threw the water bladder in her hand, she reached out to take it, and didn't think much about it, after opening it, she poured it into her mouth, and rinsed her mouth again.
Then, Gollum took a few more sips.
Yun Da's gaze, like two cold arrows, stabbed at Lin Jianqiu.
"Didn't Miss Shi just say that you don't need a water bladder used by men? How to ......"
"Who is this man? Why does Miss Shi use his water bladder so naturally? ”
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