"It is as white as snow on the mountain, and as bright as the moon between the clouds." These two lines of poetry seem to be writing scenes, but in the Three Kingdoms era at the end of the Han Dynasty, people with a little culture know that these are the first two sentences of "Baitou Yin" by Zhuo Wenjun, a talented woman in the Western Han Dynasty.

"Baitou Yin" is a poem written by Zhuo Wenjun to Sima Xiangru after he eloped with Sima Xiangru, Sima Xiangru had a common illness and raised Xiaomi outside after Zhuo Wenjun knew about it. It roughly means: love should be as pure and immaculate as the snow on the mountains and the moon between the clouds. But I've heard you're cheating, so I'm going to break with you. Back then, the old lady left her family and eloped with you, thinking that she had found a wishful husband. Who knew you weren't a good thing either. Men should be affectionate and loyal to each other. You just continue to wave, once the real feelings are gone, you can never make up for it!

It is said that the effect of this poem is very good, and Sima Xiangru immediately ran home and knelt on the washboard after reading it...... This poem later became a chicken soup text used by many young girls to educate flowery men: You see, you see, a talented man like Sima Xiangru listens to his wife so much, how can you not listen to me?

(Chicken soup is generally poisonous, though.) In fact, the crux of the problem is that Sima Xiangru was not developed at that time, and he ate Zhuo Wenjun's soft rice (this guy used the money of the eldest wife to support the younger wife, which is really a model of yin thief). Therefore, as soon as Zhuo Wenjun said that he had broken up, Sima Xiangru immediately bowed his head. Later, Brother Xiangru became a big official and found countless little wives, but Aunt Zhuo didn't dare to let one go. ）

But in a different environment, after this poem was written by Liu Lingzhi to Guan Yi, the meaning completely changed: I originally liked you, but you actually asked for another wife. It's just a matter of begging for a wife, and he actually went to such a remote place in Fuling County. Now someone wants my father to marry me off to his son. You don't cherish it, do you? There will never be a chance again.

So Chen Qiang will be very, very unhappy when she sees this letter: What's the matter, you hooked up with your sister-in-law before marrying your mother?

I'm so wronged! It's also your own death, why do you say that husband and wife are one, my letter you can dismantle like this casually 13! This princess sister is also a nymphomaniac, didn't I just peek at you a few times and show you my upper body? Are you still relying on me?

"Madame! The conscience of heaven and earth, my sister-in-law and I have nothing to do! ”

"Giggles, the concubine didn't say anything, why is the husband in a hurry to explain?"

So it's not good to say that the CD girl is this.,It's obviously an evil fire in the belly.,It's actually able to hold it without a seizure.,It's not for a man to coax.,It's not a trouble.。

So, Guan Yi, who was desperate, had no choice but to honestly explain everything about herself and the princess sister to the glasses girl.

"Hmm~~~ that...... The princess's breasts are ...... How's the comparison? Hearing that Guan Yi was attracted by the princess's murder weapon at the beginning, Chen Qiang glanced at her chest unconfidently, and then reached out and touched it.

This, this, this woman's thinking is really out of the box! Isn't that a question of innocence? Why did it get to the top of the chest again? "I don't know, I haven't touched it...... Hiss~~~ Oops! ”

"What do you think? Don't you really want to touch it? "Pinching the waist and eyes seems to be the instinct of all women who are untaught.

"Don't dare, don't dare, my husband already has a wife, and I won't think about him anymore. Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Hmph, husband, the concubine will also make it clear to you. Ji is not a jealous person, if the husband is in need, the concubine does not object to the husband taking a concubine. It's just this princess, so don't think about it. How is it possible for a princess to be a concubine? ”

"That's that, from the first time the husband saw the lady, the husband never thought about the princess. As a husband, he replied to the letter, saying that the son of the Dong family is really a good match......"

"Humph! If Dong Gong's son is also a good match, it is also a good match to lead the pig out casually on the street. ”

"Oh, yes! Are you very familiar with the son of the Dong family? What's going on? Be honest! ”

"Uh, didn't we meet on a blind date once before?"

"Oh, forgot, you've been on a kiss many times and have a lot of experience. Hiss!! Ah!! Madam, if you do this again, your husband will clean you up with a mallet! ”

"Hmph, who's afraid?"

Well, another cloud shower, three thousand words had to be omitted.

After the clouds cleared, Qian Qiang said: "Dong Gongxi's son is called Dong Ming, and the word Chongliang. I am twenty-six years old. This man is so weak that he can't speak. When I met him, although he had a thick amount of gold dust on his face that day, it could be seen that his complexion was very bad. I have to gasp for a while after talking for a long time. Later, I inquired in private, and found out that this person had raised hundreds of singers in the house, and he was proclaiming the cause during the day and singing every night......"

Chongliang? Should you be so straightforward? Also, this guy is really courageous. Do you want to experience the thrill of grinding an iron pillar into a needle? Hey, when I read the history books before I traveled, I thought it was an exaggeration when I saw that the children of the scholars of the Southern Dynasty were weak, couldn't ride horses, and couldn't walk. Who would have thought that the children of the current scholar clan would be so degenerate. Fortunately, at least this trend is not the mainstream in Shuhan now.

"So, although I am very unhappy with your sister-in-law. But I couldn't bear to let her jump into the fire pit. ”

"Well, Madame is a good person, so it's good to truthfully explain the situation of Dong Ming's waste material in the reply letter to her husband. Let the princess decide for herself. ”

"Good."

The husband and wife made such a fuss, and they didn't feel sleepy for a while. Qian Qiang hesitated for a while, but still asked, "Husband, why did you come back so late tonight, but the county affairs are a little tricky?" ”

"Well, it's not a big deal in terms of county affairs. Today, I mainly talked about the raising of the flag on the birthday of Zhuge in Huainan. ”

"Oh, I see. It is for this reason that the general asked for the Northern Expedition again. Does that husband think Zhuge can be successful? ”

The social atmosphere of Dahan is not conservative, and the discrimination against women is not serious. Although it is not common for women to participate in politics, it is by no means uncommon. What's more, Guan Yi is a traverser, and she has an equal mentality for women from the heart. So when Qian Qiang asked about government affairs, Guan Yi didn't have any resistance at all. I was very happy to read the analysis in the conference hall today to my wife again.

"Oh, if it's like what the husband said, wouldn't the Han have the disaster of destroying the country within ten years?"

"Well, it's not necessarily that the country will die. But in the face of the puppet Wei's all-conquering soldiers, that's for sure. ”

"That, that, do Your Majesty and the ministers in the court know? Does Father know? ”

"How can we not know, even we can analyze it in such a remote place, Your Majesty will not be able to analyze it? In fact, when General Deng Zhi (Deng Zhi) was alive, he clearly said that after the Sima family consolidated its power base, it would attack our country or Eastern Wu, seeking military merits to be used as usurpation. So Your Majesty, they know. Besides, even if Your Majesty doesn't know, the content of tonight's deliberations, Ling Bo (Li Mi) will report to Shang Shuling, and Cheng Zuo (Chen Shou) will report to the general. Don't they all know about it? ”

"Then my father still wrote "Qiu Guolun"? It's not ......"

Your father is a capitulation man! I wish Shu Han died early. It's really that the master couldn't find a wife at the beginning, and you can't find a husband when you're old. Otherwise, we wouldn't have been able to get together.

Seeing that Guan Yi was silent, Qian Qiang asked in a panic: "Husband, does my father want to ......?"

Guan Yi gently pressed her finger on Chen Qiang's mouth: "Madam, everyone has their own ambitions, no matter what my grandfather and my three eldest brothers think in their hearts. But the husband does not want to see the Han Dynasty lose his country. ”

"That husband asked to be released to Fuling County, is he going to avoid trouble or has something else in mind?"

Of course, it's to avoid disaster! But you can't say such unproductive words in front of your daughter-in-law. I can't say it, I have to pretend to be 13 again.

"The ancestor of the husband's family is the first general of the founding of the Han Dynasty. This big man, except for His Majesty, belongs to my Guan family and is the most deeply implicated with the big man. Therefore, how can it be to avoid trouble for the husband to know Fuling County. There are three ideals for a husband. As soon as the official is appointed for the benefit of one party, Fuling County will inevitably be governed during his tenure as an official. Second, the national disaster turned the tide, if the Han Dynasty really had that day, who would save the country from peril! Third, the revival of the Han Dynasty is still in the old capital! This is the ideal of three generations since the founding of the Han Dynasty. My Han has not degenerated into another Liu Zhang, isn't it just relying on this ideal to persist? This ideal will eventually be realized in the lifetime of the husband! ”

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1. 20 years ago, Mr. Li Boqing had a joke that vividly and vividly showed the difference between CD girls and Chongqing girls.

The husband was out socializing, drunk, and at 0:00 in the morning, he came home and knocked on the door.

Chongqing girl: Open the door, oops! When the dog is on the back, it's a lot to drink! You're a Hadimark! Hurry up and lie down, I'll get you some hot water. The turtle son was unconscious, and the old lady told you many times, calling you Mo Leng. You don't listen! Ah! If you want to vomit, I'll find a garbage pocket! Look at you like this, my mother really wants to shovel your ears of! The old lady said to you, if it is like this, the old lady will not let you enter this door. Hurry up! I reached out and changed my clothes.

At most one o'clock in the morning, I slept peacefully.

CD Girl: I heard a knock on the door and looked at the cat's eye. Ouch, you still know how to come back. Did you drink a lot today? Are you happy to drink? I didn't drink it, and I was happy to continue drinking. I'm a very generous person, and I will never be angry about this. You're a man, you have to hold up this family game, and you have to have a social game outside. I understand and support. Cut, cut and continue to drink. I'm quite reasonable...... Are you wrong? What did you do wrong?

As a result, I didn't get in at five or six o'clock in the morning.