Chapter 300

The director walked over to shake hands with the old man and communicated a few words, the old farmer opened his mouth slightly, welding smoke sprayed out of his mouth, and a thick smell of smoke penetrated the noses of the group, and they turned their heads and stepped away.

Then the director came over and smiled at everyone: "Welcome to the grassland, now our game is to squeeze the water milk within 30 minutes, whoever squeezes more wins." ”

As if he understood the director's words, the buffalo turned his head to look at the director with gentle eyes, his mouth was squirming slightly, he flicked his tail, and shook his head, as if he was reluctant.

The real reluctance was Liang Ye and the others, looking at the buffalo that had just come out of the mud pond on the side, stained with muddy water and looking dirty, and some cows were pulling in the cow pond.

"The director is so dirty. Xiao Han looked disgusted, "Besides, will this cow use horns to top people." ”

"No, this cow is very well-behaved. ”

"Really?" Xiao Han frowned, "But I don't want to participate?"

Bei Zhen continued: "Actually, it's very fun. ”

"But I'm afraid of cows. Xiao Han squatted down with his head on a sad face.

"Understand, understand. Mao Dan wiped his long hair, "It's okay, you can cheer for us here, there is one less cheerleader here, you can be a cheerleader." ”

Donna smiled and said, "It's scary, I'm also afraid of cow kicks." ”

"Me too!" Guan Yue smiled.

"It's okay for the third chicken, I'll tell you now, the cows are very docile, I grew up herding cattle, believe me, they won't kick people casually. Zhang Bingzhong slowly explained, "It's really very well-behaved." ”

"Really?" Xiao Han's eyes lit up, "Then I'll participate." ”

"Really. ”

In fact, Liang Ye is also a little afraid of cows, he doesn't dare to say it in front of the national audience, he is afraid of losing people, face is more expensive than gold, the rich can afford to lose money but can't afford to lose people, if you can afford to lose people, you can't afford to lose money, then this can be appreciated than just surpassing the rich.

The director continued: "Then the countdown to our game begins. ”

After speaking, the group of people ran to the pile of barrels on the side with the wind blowing on the grassland, and each ran towards the cattle with large iron buckets.

No one dared to approach the buffalo easily, but just made the gesture of a killer, bending down and following the buffalo's buttocks, ready to attack the buffalo at any time.

However, their movements are consistent, as if they have been trained, and it turns out that people are born with the movements of animal hunters, and everyone can be a killer.

The first to attack was Zhang Bingzhong, who quickly ran to the cow that had been milking relatively large and quickly milked the milk, while the buffalo stood there motionless and seemed to be enjoying it, wagging its tail happily.

Seeing that the buffalo was conquered, Xiao Han and Donna quickly ran over to milk the milk, and then let out a wild cry of "Ah.........!"

It turned out that Xiao Han was squatting behind the cow's buttocks, and he was thrown by the cow's tail with a cow's shit.

"Haha.........!"

couldn't help laughing, Xiao Han touched the cow on his face and smiled: "It's so smelly and disgusting." ”

Donna handed out the paper and smiled, "Take it and wipe it!"

"Xiao Han, let me tell you. Bei Zhen said loudly, "Why are you going to the right behind the cow's butt?" ”

Mao Dan then laughed and said: "You should thank the cow for not pooping or peeing, otherwise it will be fun to pull it directly on the head." ”

"Fertilize your hair. Liang Ye then smiled, "I don't need shampoo for a hundred years, and my hair grows luxuriantly." ”

Bei Zhen said: "Hahaha......! Xiao Han endorses cow dung, removes dandruff, and uses cow for a hundred years." ”

"Haha.........! The endorsement fee is free for one year. ”

"Haha.........!"

Everyone laughed and burst into tears, and the wind blew through the corners of their eyes and tears drifted away.

While talking, Zhang Bingzhong carried the half-bucket of milk that he had just squeezed and said, "You continue to blow, I have squeezed so much." ”

"Quick, let's go squeeze too!" Bei Zhen continued to smile, "Brother Zhang, don't squeeze so much and leave a little for the cow, otherwise you will be squeezed by you, and how will the family get married." ”

Liang Ye ignored them, and went to the side of the cow to squat down and milk the cow, although he couldn't squeeze it, but watching Zhang Bingzhong's gesture follow, after a while, white liquid squirted out, fortunately the cow was very well-behaved, just casually turned around twice.

When he was squeezing, the princes also came over, smiled at Liang Ye, lowered his head and milked the milk, looking at his hands and hair, the first time he milked the cow, he looked a little clumsy.

Today's princes rarely say anything, although he is handsome but a little introverted, such a person will not be at the bottom?

Liang Ye asked knowingly, "Do you know how to milk a cow?"

He bowed his head and shook his head and said, "No." ”

"Uh-huh.........!"

Such a simple and clean answer does not seem to lead to the topic of the conversation, just like if you see a mouse burrowing into a hole, but you find that it is still with its butt exposed and you want to reach out and grab it, only to find that it has no tail, and it is better to catch it if you can't catch it.

So the two were silent, milking the milk seriously, and he always maintained a posture of bowing his head, earnestly, and obediently milking the milk.

Over there, Bei Zhen and Mao Dan are still talking and laughing about the month, although they can't hear what they are talking about, but looking at their appearance, they are talking and laughing, and here Zhang Bingzhong, Xiao Han and Donna are also talking and laughing.

Only Liang Ye and the princes in the middle were silent, the breeze swept across the grass, the grass stirred, and a burst of milk fragrance penetrated into the nostrils.

From time to time, a whistle sounded, and the group that was milking cows turned their heads, and the director said, "It's time." ”

Liang Ye looked at the milk in his milk bucket and found that it was not more than one-third of the bucket, and then looked at the milk in the princes' bucket a little more than himself, and it seemed that it was hopeless to get the third clue.

After squeezing two handfuls of milk, the group carried the milk to the bottom to gather, and when they looked at the milk in front of them, it was obvious that Liang Ye and the princes were at least even Xiao Han much more than them, and Zhang Bingzhong's was almost a bucket at most, followed by half a bucket of Mao Dan and Beizhen.

Bei Zhen looked at it and smiled: "Brother Zhang, there are a lot." ”

"Hey, hey......" Zhang Bingzhong smiled sneeringly, "Milking cows is simple, isn't it, who else?"

Mao Dan, who was standing on the side, quietly put a scarf into Zhang Bingzhong's bucket of milk bucket, pulled it out and quietly put it into his bucket, and found that he had a lot more milk in his bucket.

Zhang Bingzhong smiled before he noticed it, and the rest of the people had already found out, and they didn't look at Zhang Bingzhong silently and smiled, Beizhen really couldn't stand it.

So he said, "Mao Dan, what are you doing?"

Everyone laughed, Zhang Bingzhong felt that something was wrong, turned his head to look at his bucket, reacted and shouted: "Director...... Teacher Mao fouled. ”

"Mao Dan, this round of elimination. "The director is serious.

"Haha.........!"

Mao Dan stepped forward and said seriously: "Director, in fact, I am spreading positive energy, I just want to tell the audience friends in front of the TV that everything must be down-to-earth and obtain it step by step, and being greedy for small and cheap will always be discovered, don't you say?"

"Haha.........!"

Liang Ye and the others then applauded.

"So the director let me go for the sake of my positive energy. Mao Dan explained, "I'm just just providing positive energy. ”

The director said, "No. ”

"Haha............!"

The director walked over to shake hands with the old man and communicated a few words, the old farmer opened his mouth slightly, welding smoke sprayed out of his mouth, and a thick smell of smoke penetrated the noses of the group, and they turned their heads and stepped away.

Then the director came over and smiled at everyone: "Welcome to the grassland, now our game is to squeeze the water milk within 30 minutes, whoever squeezes more wins." ”

As if he understood the director's words, the buffalo turned his head to look at the director with gentle eyes, his mouth was squirming slightly, he flicked his tail, and shook his head, as if he was reluctant.

The real reluctance was Liang Ye and the others, looking at the buffalo that had just come out of the mud pond on the side, stained with muddy water and looking dirty, and some cows were pulling in the cow pond.

"The director is so dirty. Xiao Han looked disgusted, "Besides, will this cow use horns to top people." ”

"No, this cow is very well-behaved. ”

"Really?" Xiao Han frowned, "But I don't want to participate?"

Bei Zhen continued: "Actually, it's very fun. ”

"But I'm afraid of cows. Xiao Han squatted down with his head on a sad face.

"Understand, understand. Mao Dan wiped his long hair, "It's okay, you can cheer for us here, there is one less cheerleader here, you can be a cheerleader." ”

Donna smiled and said, "It's scary, I'm also afraid of cow kicks." ”

"Me too!" Guan Yue smiled.

"It's okay for the third chicken, I'll tell you now, the cows are very docile, I grew up herding cattle, believe me, they won't kick people casually. Zhang Bingzhong slowly explained, "It's really very well-behaved." ”

"Really?" Xiao Han's eyes lit up, "Then I'll participate." ”

"Really. ”

In fact, Liang Ye is also a little afraid of cows, he doesn't dare to say it in front of the national audience, he is afraid of losing people, face is more expensive than gold, the rich can afford to lose money but can't afford to lose people, if you can afford to lose people, you can't afford to lose money, then this can be appreciated than just surpassing the rich.

The director continued: "Then the countdown to our game begins. ”

After speaking, the group of people ran to the pile of barrels on the side with the wind blowing on the grassland, and each ran towards the cattle with large iron buckets.

No one dared to approach the buffalo easily, but just made the gesture of a killer, bending down and following the buffalo's buttocks, ready to attack the buffalo at any time.

However, their movements are consistent, as if they have been trained, and it turns out that people are born with the movements of animal hunters, and everyone can be a killer.

The first to attack was Zhang Bingzhong, who quickly ran to the cow that had been milking relatively large and quickly milked the milk, while the buffalo stood there motionless and seemed to be enjoying it, wagging its tail happily.

Seeing that the buffalo was conquered, Xiao Han and Donna quickly ran over to milk the milk, and then let out a wild cry of "Ah.........!"

It turned out that Xiao Han was squatting behind the cow's buttocks, and he was thrown by the cow's tail with a cow's shit.

"Haha.........!"

couldn't help laughing, Xiao Han touched the cow on his face and smiled: "It's so smelly and disgusting." ”

Donna handed out the paper and smiled, "Take it and wipe it!"

"Xiao Han, let me tell you. Bei Zhen said loudly, "Why are you going to the right behind the cow's butt?" ”

Mao Dan then laughed and said: "You should thank the cow for not pooping or peeing, otherwise it will be fun to pull it directly on the head." ”

"Fertilize your hair. Liang Ye then smiled, "I don't need shampoo for a hundred years, and my hair grows luxuriantly." ”

Bei Zhen said: "Hahaha......! Xiao Han endorses cow dung, removes dandruff, and uses cow for a hundred years." ”

"Haha.........! The endorsement fee is free for one year. ”

"Haha.........!"

Everyone laughed and burst into tears, and the wind blew through the corners of their eyes and tears drifted away.

While talking, Zhang Bingzhong carried the half-bucket of milk that he had just squeezed and said, "You continue to blow, I have squeezed so much." ”

"Quick, let's go squeeze too!" Bei Zhen continued to smile, "Brother Zhang, don't squeeze so much and leave a little for the cow, otherwise you will be squeezed by you, and how will the family get married." ”

Liang Ye ignored them, and went to the side of the cow to squat down and milk the cow, although he couldn't squeeze it, but watching Zhang Bingzhong's gesture follow, after a while, white liquid squirted out, fortunately the cow was very well-behaved, just casually turned around twice.

When he was squeezing, the princes also came over, smiled at Liang Ye, lowered his head and milked the milk, looking at his hands and hair, the first time he milked the cow, he looked a little clumsy.

Today's princes rarely say anything, although he is handsome but a little introverted, such a person will not be at the bottom?

Liang Ye asked knowingly, "Do you know how to milk a cow?"

He bowed his head and shook his head and said, "No." ”

"Uh-huh.........!"

Such a simple and clean answer does not seem to lead to the topic of the conversation, just like if you see a mouse burrowing into a hole, but you find that it is still with its butt exposed and you want to reach out and grab it, only to find that it has no tail, and it is better to catch it if you can't catch it.

So the two were silent, milking the milk seriously, and he always maintained a posture of bowing his head, earnestly, and obediently milking the milk.

Over there, Bei Zhen and Mao Dan are still talking and laughing about the month, although they can't hear what they are talking about, but looking at their appearance, they are talking and laughing, and here Zhang Bingzhong, Xiao Han and Donna are also talking and laughing.

Only Liang Ye and the princes in the middle were silent, the breeze swept across the grass, the grass stirred, and a burst of milk fragrance penetrated into the nostrils.

From time to time, a whistle sounded, and the group that was milking cows turned their heads, and the director said, "It's time." ”

Liang Ye looked at the milk in his milk bucket and found that it was not more than one-third of the bucket, and then looked at the milk in the princes' bucket a little more than himself, and it seemed that it was hopeless to get the third clue.

After squeezing two handfuls of milk, the group carried the milk to the bottom to gather, and when they looked at the milk in front of them, it was obvious that Liang Ye and the princes were at least even Xiao Han much more than them, and Zhang Bingzhong's was almost a bucket at most, followed by half a bucket of Mao Dan and Beizhen.

Bei Zhen looked at it and smiled: "Brother Zhang, there are a lot." ”

"Hey, hey......" Zhang Bingzhong smiled sneeringly, "Milking cows is simple, isn't it, who else?"

Mao Dan, who was standing on the side, quietly put a scarf into Zhang Bingzhong's bucket of milk bucket, pulled it out and quietly put it into his bucket, and found that he had a lot more milk in his bucket.

Zhang Bingzhong smiled before he noticed it, and the rest of the people had already found out, and they didn't look at Zhang Bingzhong silently and smiled, Beizhen really couldn't stand it.

So he said, "Mao Dan, what are you doing?"

Everyone laughed, Zhang Bingzhong felt that something was wrong, turned his head to look at his bucket, reacted and shouted: "Director...... Teacher Mao fouled. ”

"Mao Dan, this round of elimination. "The director is serious.

"Haha.........!"

Mao Dan stepped forward and said seriously: "Director, in fact, I am spreading positive energy, I just want to tell the audience friends in front of the TV that everything must be down-to-earth and obtain it step by step, and being greedy for small and cheap will always be discovered, don't you say?"

"Haha.........!"

Liang Ye and the others then applauded.

"So the director let me go for the sake of my positive energy. Mao Dan explained, "I'm just just providing positive energy. ”

The director said, "No. ”

"Haha............!"

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