【011】My humerus

Jiren, a nobody who came out of nowhere.

According to the [Xishui] county order, this person was originally a Dongyi Mahan person, destitute and homeless [Lelang]. I can't take care of food and clothing, but when I meet people, he immediately says that he is "the bloodline of King Han Jizhun and the remnant of Yin Shang Jizi". The county lieutenant of [Tixi County] believed his nonsense and called him "Tixi Patrol".

However, because of his "Chinese language and Mu Huaxia", he was not liked by Taishou Gongsun Shengji, and he was embarrassed several times. This Ji Ren held a grudge against him, and as soon as he waited for the [White Tiger King] who "came across the sea], he began to reveal his tyrannical nature.

Although this person is not well-known, he does have some means. On the way to North Korea, this Ji Ren pretended to be [Yan Dawang] Xianwei, and forced high-ranking officials such as the superintendent of posts and county officials to confess their guilt and surrender to the law, and all the evil things they had done in the past were cleared and written down one by one.

As soon as he entered [Lelang], Ji Ren started by the superintendent of the post and the county, picked melons along the vine, and pulled out a corrupt official.

In the past three days, the spring and autumn prison sentences were severed and severe.

Another day, on the outskirts of North Korea, people were rolling.

[Lelang County], which was originally boiling, was silent overnight.

In the next few days, Ji Ren made a bold move and swept away the old calendar of Gongsun. Abolish the gods, go to the inspection, reduce taxes, resume business travel, promote weaving and dyeing, and teach the ...... of Sannong. Ten days later, the wave is a return to the old view.

Ji Ren then hung up the seal and abandoned the crown, and left with Zhao Yun and the others.

Before leaving, the DPRK officials and people bid farewell. Ji Ren smiled: "Everyone, slow evil, Ji will come back in a few days." When the officials heard this, they were very moved. The long pavilion and the short pavilion are crying for ten miles.

The [Xishui] county order should actually be called the "former [Xishui County] county order". This person was convicted of his words and was dismissed from office. Unconvinced, he went to Beijing angrily.

Step on the red lungstone and sound the drum. Impeachment of Ji Ren "with cloth and vegetable food, he killed the officials of the Han court without permission." is violent and cruel, compared to Zhang Tang Zhidu and Li Zhenmi, they are far better. ”

When the courtiers heard this, they were all frightened.

Zhang Tang and Zhi are better, although they are called cool officials, they are capable and good officials. But Li Zhen and Mi Servant are different.

Tai Shi Gong once recorded in "The Biography of Cool Officials": "Guanghan Li Zhen is good at people, and Dongjun Mi Servant Saw Xiang ......" one is good at cutting meat Ling Chi, and the other likes to saw people's necks, a proper pair of perverts.

Whether the county order is exaggerated or not, everyone does not know. However, before [Chongde Palace] could make a decision, a letter from [Lelang] one county and nine counties of Wu, kneeling and bowing his head, was as silent as when Wang Shuo impeached Dong Zhuo seven days ago.

Seeing this situation, Liu Hong, who was lying on the dragon couch, was disappointed with anger, helplessness, and resentment, turning over and over again.

Since Gaozu Xinghan, there have been two dynasties and twenty-six emperors surnamed Liu, and none of them can be as wimply as he is now!

Throughout the world, there are more people who respect the white tiger than Liu's Zhengshuo.

Inside and outside the court, the officials and eunuchs all bent their knees to welcome a child!

A mere "Lelang Jiren" was originally a cloth cloth common man who was "not full of vegetables and vegetables, and Penghu was acupuncture". Once he has something to do with that Yan Xiao'er, he can enter the [Lelang] Taishou Mansion in a grand manner.

Ignoring the prestige of the Han family, ignoring the ratio of life and death, promoting and deposing, and taking life and death, it is extremely absurd!

However, even though it is such a big joke in the world, there are first Lelang officials and people who are ten miles away, and then there are civil and military officials in the court who are silent.

Is it because the "five punishments" are not enough to show his might, or is it because the Han family's beheading knife is unfavorable?

Liu Hong looked around. Wang Yilang, who he praised in his heart, went home today. On the contrary, it was the third prince who was old and sick, and he was in front of the meeting.

Unfortunately, none of them spoke.

Liu Hong frowned, and asked Taiwei Yang Cidao: "What does Bo Xiangong think of this [Xishui] county order and [Le Lang]?" ”

Yang Ci, the word Boxian, is close to ancient times. In the past, when Liu Hong first ascended the throne, he and Liu Kuan and Zhang Ji spoke for him in the Huaguang Palace. The official history of Shaofu, Guangluxun, Sikong, Taichang, and Taiwei is quite respected by Liu Hong.

"What the [Xishui] county order says, after all, is just the words of one family. And the [Le Lang] movement is only a literal expression, which has not been verified and is difficult to investigate in detail. Yang Ci sat down and said slowly, "However, according to these two words, this Ji Ren did kill the officials of the court. Therefore, I dare to ask His Majesty to issue an edict to arrest and bring this person to justice, and to set an example. ”

When the ministers in the palace heard this, they all echoed: "What Taiwei Yang said is very true. ”

When Liu Hong, the son of heaven, heard this, his face became even more gloomy.

Yang Ci didn't mention Nayan Xiao'er, only Ji Ren. But this Ji Ren left with Zhao Yun and the others, and then he must go east with Na Yan Xiao'er. This trip is not a year and a half to be able to return to Middle-earth. Even if Liu Hong ordered the arrest, could he still send people to chase him to the sea?

Yang Ci said a word, and what he said was equivalent to not saying it. The officials agreed, but they just found an excuse to prevaricate.

Liu Hong was very disappointed, turned his head to look at Sikong Zhang Ji, and wanted to ask him for his opinion. suddenly realized that something was wrong, turned back again, and then looked at Taiwei Yang Ci.

On weekdays, Taiwei Yang, because of the entanglement of the chronic disease, walks a lot, needs to slow down, speak faster, and take a breather. But seeing that he spoke just now, his voice was loud and full of energy, how could he still have the weak appearance of suffering from chronic diseases and years of entanglement!

Liu Hong's eyes narrowed, and after a moment, he looked at Sikong Zhang Ji on the side. His complexion was ruddy and radiant, and he did not see the haggard signs of his dark face and broken bones.

Looking at Yuan Feng again, he knelt and sat for nearly two hours, still with a long breath, not scattered and not chaotic, and he was healthier than Liu Hong.

Then Guangluxun Liu Kuan, Da Honglu Zhao Xie......

More than a dozen old ministers in the hall seem to have returned to their prime. Among them, only the sect is Liu Neng and the clan relative Liu Guang, who are still the old appearance of the white-haired and old-fashioned Long Zhong before.

When you return to the prime of life, you will regain your youth. Liu Hong was suddenly stunned and regained his youth! Liu's!

Liu Hong's face instantly became stern, staring at Taiwei Yang Ci, and asked word by word: "Bo Xiangong's body looks like it has improved a lot, but recently found a famous doctor and immortal medicine?" ”

Because of his status as the "emperor", Yang Ci has always had a close relationship with the Son of Heaven, and has been praised for "being virtuous and respectful". Now that Liu Hong has changed color and asked about the "immortal medicine", Yang Ci will know the reason as soon as he guesses. didn't want to hide it, so he smiled bitterly: "Ci Zibiao, seeing that the ministers are breathless and the medicine is ineffective, I went to [White Tiger Mountain] to buy a [Little Fairy Treasure]." Yesterday, I was told that the Tao was a 'fairy medicine' that I asked for from overseas, and after taking it, I realized that it was a thing of [Xianmen]. ”

In the [Chongde Hall], there was a commotion. Liu Hong ignored it, his face became even more ugly, and he asked Sikong Zhang Ji again.

Zhang Sikong, who was still begging for bones and returning to his hometown a few days ago, bowed his head and replied: "The day before yesterday, the illness returned, the pain was unbearable, and the old wife had an in-law with that Cai Bojiao, so ......."

Guangluxun Liu Kuan: "Brother Liankuan is seriously ill ......"

Too often Yuan Feng: "Courtier's technique, yesterday he got drunk and forced his mouth to ......"

Da Honglu Zhao Xie: "The day before yesterday, I was drunk and took ...... mistakenly"

More than a dozen old ministers, the Son of Heaven asked one by one, and the more he asked, the more angry he became: "Okay!" Wait for the truth...... It's really my humerus! ”

General He, who had never spoken, suddenly said: "Your Majesty, it is filial piety for a son to seek medicine for his father; A woman asks for medicine for her husband, and she is a relative; The brother asks for medicine for the brother, and it is a shame. Filial piety, dearness, and humanity are the foundation of cultivating Qi and peace, and the foundation of courtesy and benevolence. Besides, greed for life and fear of death is human nature......"

"It's human nature! What a person's nature! ”

Liu Hong was furious, and knocked the eight-treasure golden spoon entrusted by the maid next to him away with one palm. The civil and military officials immediately bowed their heads and were silent. In the entire [Chongde Palace], only the whirring panting of the Son of Heaven and the rolling sound of the golden bones could be heard.

After a few more moments, the panting and rolling sound died down at the same time. But I heard Huangmen Jian Shuo suddenly shouting: "Your Majesty! ”

Everyone looked up, and the Son of Heaven had his eyes closed, his lips were cyanosis, and his face was scorched and almost colorless.

"Imperial Doctor!"

"Imperial Doctor!"

[Chongde Hall] is in chaos.

Doctor Wang hurried over, and after a few acupuncture clicks, the Son of Heaven woke up.

When the ministers asked about the symptoms, the imperial doctor said: "The Son of Heaven is diligent, and he is too tired, and even faints. ”

The court dissolved, and the officials left.

Half a month later, Mrs. Wang returned to her hometown. When he arrived in Nanyang Wan County, he encountered the remnants of the Yellow Turban, and his whole family was killed.

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In Luoyang, Tingwei was in prison, and Gongsun Du leaned on a corner of the cell happily.

He has been imprisoned for more than 10 days, without trial or verdict, and no one has paid attention to him.

A few days ago, he was seriously ill and dying, and everyone in the same cell thought that he would not survive. Unexpectedly, he survived with only rice and water every day.

However, although his life was temporarily saved, this detention did not see the light of day, but it was so tormented that Gongsun Du almost went crazy.

The Son of Heaven does not come, the court captain does not care, the Shangshu, the imperial envoy, the court Weizheng, the concert Chenpeng, the Caopeng ......, large and small officials, none of them can be seen.

He was accompanied by only an old widower jailer who delivered food, and several Yulin soldiers who were imprisoned in the same cell.

The old widower could only say the word "no rice", and no matter how he gestured, he only pretended to be deaf and dumb, and did not say anything at all.

And those Yulin soldiers are even more wonderful, in addition to eating, leaving arrows, and sleeping all day long, they have been chanting: "Qingqing Zijin, my heart is leisurely, but for the sake of the emperor, kill the enemy and sacrifice ...... life"

Once he read it, and as soon as he read the word "Weiqing", he was slapped by one of the guys named Luo Xu.

Vertical, the hand strength is really big!