Chapter 598: The joke is not funny
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Soon, all the official positions have been discharged.
Of course, they are all petty officials.
Since ancient times, the imperial examination has indeed been able to make people climb to the sky in one step, but it is not really able to reach the sky in one step.
If you win the imperial examination, you can become a first- or second-class member in the court, and the princes in the court are not happy.
However, after passing the imperial examination, he is a real official and can be an official, so it can be said that he is very different from his previous identity.
I used to be a civilian, but now I am a scholar.
is the so-called three years of Qing prefect's 100,000 snowflakes of silver!
Fang Yimeng got up early, and then followed the top 100 into the palace.
Although I didn't come less before, it was the time of the first emperor.
The first emperor was in power and often entertained the ministers, so she often followed into the palace.
However, after the current empress ascended the throne, she rarely invited the princesses, and it seems that the empress does not like to feast guests very much.
Today, I actually held a feast, and I think I also wanted to see us new scientists.
Thinking of this, Fang Yimeng was very happy in his heart.
From now on, I am also a scholar!
From now on, I will also be an official!
Who says women are inferior to men?
The mood is very happy.
As happy as she was, there were also the hundred scholars, all of whom were in high spirits.
At this time, in the palace, there were already people waiting for them.
The emperor wants to hold a feast, so naturally Cheng Chubi is indispensable to accompany him.
After all, Cheng Chubi is the emperor's man!
stayed in the harem for a long time, and under the leadership of the empress, he went to the warm palace.
The warm palace, a place where the royal family entertains guests, can be said to be warm in winter and cool in summer, which is very suitable for holding royal banquets.
"Your Majesty!"
The eunuch let out a roar, and then Empress Gaoyang wore a dragon robe, and Cheng Chubi wore a royal robe, and slowly walked in.
"I've seen Your Majesty!"
The gentlemen stood up, their faces beaming with joy and excitement.
Empress, this is the famous empress of the Tang Dynasty!
The whole Datang, the person with the highest power!
"You are not more polite." Empress Gaoyang said with a smile, then sat on the throne and said, "You don't have to be polite, sit down, sit down." ”
"Let's have a feast!" Empress Gaoyang smiled slightly.
As soon as it fell, I saw a group of palace people coming in from outside and putting all the dishes on the table.
Stir-fried pork with cabbage!
That's right, it's stir-fried pork with cabbage!
Cheng Chubi is very contemptuous, just fried pork with cabbage, are you embarrassed to take it out to meet guests?
"This ...... This is cabbage, this is Chinese cabbage! However, what Cheng Chubi didn't expect was that he saw a new scientist who was very excited and picked up a piece of cabbage.
"It's really cabbage, Chinese cabbage!"
"I didn't expect that I would also be able to afford to eat Chinese cabbage."
“……”
Cheng Chubi suddenly felt a little depressed, shouldn't this cabbage be very cheap?
Cheng Chubi didn't know that Chinese cabbage has begun to be planted in a large area, but not everyone can afford to eat it, and those who can afford it are all from wealthier families who can afford it.
Some poor people, let alone eating, can smell the smell, it is already very good.
It is estimated that in the next few years, the poor people will be able to afford to eat Chinese cabbage.
And among these people, many of them belong to the poor people.
In order to study, I borrowed money from everywhere, and I was usually reluctant to buy even a piece of steamed bread, let alone Chinese cabbage.
"You don't have to be restrained, just treat it as if you are in your own home, I salute you all a cup, you are the future of my Datang." Empress Gaoyang smiled slightly, raised her wine glass, and drank it all.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
The crowd shouted and was elated.
Cheng Chubi was suddenly helpless, he was tired of eating cabbage and tofu.
If there is a spicy tofu, it is probably still good.
Unfortunately, no.
accompanied Empress Gaoyang beside her, but she couldn't walk away.
This made Cheng Chubi very helpless.
Everyone ate and drank stiffly, after all, it was the emperor's banquet, but they didn't dare to be too presumptuous.
Cheng Chubi was suddenly a little bored.
"Hey, Fang Yimeng, what are your plans for the future?" Cheng Chubi looked at Fang Yimeng and said, "I didn't expect it, you little girl usually can't make a fart for half a day, but now she has become the champion of Datang, which is amazing." ”
Cheng Chubi: This is purely a matter of looking for trouble.
Among the so-called strangers present, only Fang Yimeng knew him.
"By the way, your old brother who eats soft rice is also a prince now, how do you feel about this?" Cheng Chubi said with a smile, Cheng Yuhuan is now the queen of the Western Regions, and as a man who is the queen of the Western Regions, the title naturally cannot be too low.
Therefore, there is still a county king's position.
"Your Highness, please self." When it comes to his brother, Fang Yimeng is itching with hatred, if this guy hadn't obstructed him in every possible way, his brother would not have stayed away from Datang.
This damn fellow!
If it weren't for this guy, the current brother would still be in Datang now, maybe he would already be a high-powered new official!
"I said little girl, you're boring, who are we with?" Cheng Chubi said nonchalantly: "I think at the beginning, we also grew up together with bare butts, didn't we?" ”
"Your Highness, has you drunk too much and is talking nonsense?" Fang Yimeng said.
"Hey, if you're like this, then you can only marry the guy opposite, yes, it's the guy with a swarthy face, just like Zhong Kui." Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes, no matter where this guy is, he can't stop him!
However, I am still very envious!
Everyone was shocked that they were already scholars, but in this era of paying attention to the backstage, being able to tie up with King Qin will definitely rise all the way to the official road in the future.
"Your Highness, I heard that you are the first genius of the Tang Dynasty, and now it is a beautiful day, why don't you chant a poem?" Fang Yimeng said with a smile.
"Poetry is boring, let me tell you a joke." Cheng Chubi raised his wine glass with a smile and said: "Once upon a time, there was a man named Ah Yan, one day, Ah Wei was beaten to death, and his mother knew about it, and cried loudly, saying: 'Die of it, die of it.' Puzzled, they asked his mother: 'What?' ’。 His mother cried and said, 'Dead, dead.' ’。 ”
"Hahaha......" Cheng Chubi laughed, but everyone looked at him and felt strange.
Isn't that funny?
Is this really funny?
"What? Isn't it funny? Cheng Chubi looked at these ancients and said, "Forget it, this is the generation gap between me and you!" ”
Cheng Chubi was very depressed.
Why don't people laugh? Could it be that the laughter of these ancients is too high?
Please, can you give some face?