"The ministers ask Your Majesty to cure Wei Wangtai's court for the crime of disgrace!"

"The ministers ask Your Majesty to cure Wei Wangtai's court for the crime of disgrace!"

"The ministers ask Your Majesty to cure Wei Wangtai's court for the crime of disgrace!"

“……”

As soon as Xiao Yu's words fell, a group of Jiangnan families led by Xiao Yu stood up one after another.

In the court, most of the Jiangnan scholars were headed by Xiao Yu.

This is not surprising, Xiao Yu's ancestors have ruled the Jiangnan area for hundreds of years, and they are deeply rooted.

Li Chengqian was relieved to see that it was not him who was impeached.

It turns out that Li Chengqian has been a little frightened these days, after all, he has done too many bad things, and he is always worried that one day the East Window incident will happen.

"I said, Lord Xiao, what do you mean by that?" A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Li Tai's mouth.

Lao Xiao, Lao Xiao, you Lao Tzu!

Then don't blame Lao Tzu for your daughter!

"Humph!" Xiao Yu snorted coldly, and when he heard Li Tai call him 'adult', he became angry.

I saw Xiao Yu say: "Your Highness is a prince, but his behavior in the court is absurd, he is really despising the court!" Don't put Your Majesty and the ministers in your eyes! ”

"Old man Xiao, you are not a roundworm in my stomach, how do you know that I don't take my father and adults in my eyes? Do you know if I'm going to fart or shit when I'm holding my ass? Li Tai couldn't help but be happy and said, "I admit it, I like your family Rou'er." ”

"Sister Rou'er, the voice is soft and easy to push, it's the type I like, but I just like it, why do you want to guard me like a thief?"

"You say, since you know that I like Sister Rou'er, how many times have you impeached me for being out of honor? I've been wondering, who the hell is this? Why do I keep throwing him away? ”

"Oh, I see, you're always like this, is it because I haven't come to the door to propose marriage yet, so you're very dissatisfied in your heart?"

Li Tai looked at Li Shimin, and said with a serious face: "Dad, the child will ask you to talk to Lord Xiao Yu now, and marry his daughter Xiao Rou into my Wei Palace." ”

When Cheng Yanjin, Yu Chigong and others heard this, they directly laughed out loud.

This Wei Wangtai is really too bad.

"You...... You...... Shameless! Xiao Yu pointed at Li Tai angrily, and his hands trembled.

He didn't have anything to be so shameless as Li Tai.

A wave of anger rushed straight to the brain!

I can't wait to cut Li Tai with a knife!

As soon as Li Tai's words came out, how would his daughter marry in the future?

"Men love women, what's shameless?" Li Tai smiled indifferently and said: "It is also said in the Book of Songs, Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island, My Fair Lady, Gentleman is good. I like Sister Rou'er, what's shameless about this? ”

"Moreover, if you want to say shameless, you are a pioneer in the future father-in-law, which of those concubines you said is not your granddaughter? You are a grandparent sleeping with a granddaughter, aren't you more shameless than me? Li Tai said.

"You...... You...... You ......" Xiao Yu was speechless when Li Tai said it.

"Father, Qingque, as a prince, is lustful, absurd, arrogant, lustful, greedy for money, lazy, idle, lustful, and insulting to the lintel of the royal family." Li Ke stood up and said, "Please also ask my father to cure the crime of King Wei." ”

"Do you play idiom contests? What about show idioms? Why don't you soar to 90,000 miles? Li Tai glared at Li Ke and said, "That's right, this king is lustful, he just likes beautiful women, what?" What's in your way? ”

"It's okay to be lustful, but you made a fuss about your lust, so that the royal family lost all their faces, and Qingque still didn't admit his guilt?" Li Ke pointed at him and said, "Now, who doesn't know that the Wei King of the Tang Dynasty is in a hurry, ten women in one night!" ”

"Hah! They were envious, they were jealous, and I did sleep with ten women in one night, and that was because I had the ability to sleep and I could afford to sleep. Li Tai gave himself a thumbs up and said proudly: "Even if I sleep with a hundred women, what does it matter to you?" ”

"You say I'm, but which of you isn't? Running to Qinglou every day, there are groups of beautiful concubines in the house, and from time to time I accept beautiful concubines. Aren't you? Aren't you shameless? ”

"I slept with ten women, and those ten women were my widows, what did I sleep with them? Could it be that I won't sleep and let you sleep? Do you think I'm that stupid? ”

"The saints of Confucius have said it, and the Buddhists have also said that emptiness is color, not to mention that the breeding of offspring by men and women is a major national event, and it is related to the continuation of the nation, race, and cultural bloodline."

"If a man doesn't sleep with a woman, where does this child come from? Without children, Datang will have no population, so wouldn't it be about to destroy the country and the species? ”

"Don't you ever sleep with a woman? Or do you like to sleep with men, so you can't see me sleep with women? You guys......" Li Tai gushed.

In terms of eloquence, many people in the entire Datang Dynasty are better than Li Tai.

But when it comes to shamelessness, Li Tai is definitely the first.

In history, there is basically no one who can become an emperor who is not shameless.

The heart should be black, the face should be thick, and the person should be shameless. This is a must for being an emperor, especially when Li Shimin's son, he is too honest to basically play.

"I said Lord Song Guogong Xiao, you say that I am lustful, you yourself are also a womanizer, and there are more beautiful concubines and singers in the family than the women of my Wei Palace, what qualifications do you have to accuse me?" Li Tai smiled faintly and said, "Moreover, I am very strange, why are you so lustful as a person who studies Buddhism?" ”

"You're so, does your Buddha master know?" The smile on Li Tai's face became even stronger.

Xiao Yu studied Buddhism and was a devout Buddhist.

However, like many nobles, he had a group of wives and concubines.

Isn't it contradictory?

Isn't it contradictory?

"Some people just can't see that others are better than him, and they can't do it in some aspects, and after knowing the strength of others, they are envious and jealous, and hatred is derived." Li Tai sighed and said, "I know all of this, I understand, I understand, man." ”

"Actually, you also blame the pitiful, there are groups of wives and concubines in the house, but you can't use your own things, isn't this to keep yourself a widow? Over time, this makes it easy to become psychopathic......" Li Tai said.

"You...... You ......" Xiao Yu was so angry by Li Tai that he only felt a breath rushing to his head, and suddenly, his mind went blank.

Then, I saw Xiao Yu lying on the ground, her eyes white, and her body convulsed.

It's like being mad.

"Quick, quick, hurry up and announce the imperial doctor!" Li Shimin saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly spoke, "Quick, go and invite Dean Sun!" ”

"Hurry up and announce the imperial doctor!"

"Go find Doctor Sun!"

"Go to the Imperial Doctor!"

“……”

"Damn, this old man doesn't want to touch porcelain, does he?" Li Tai couldn't help but say secretly.

Damn, you won't really be by me, will you?

In that case, it's really troublesome.

(End of chapter)