Chapter 116: The Baboon Who Failed to Mate
Lan'er was caught by Zhu Yousong's hands, her pretty eyes were slightly closed, Zhu Yousong's eyes were inexplicably emotional, for Lan'er at this moment, it was like a pot of long-hidden old wine, just one glance, Lan'er lowered her head with a slightly hearty face, and called in a low voice: "Shizi-"
Listening to Lan'er's soft words, Zhu Yousong's heart jumped suddenly, and he suddenly stood up, and an urge to rub the little beauty in front of him into his body suddenly rose in his heart......
Just when Zhu Yousong was about to take action, Sun Changzhi's voice sounded outside the door very punctually: "Shizi, my subordinates have something important to report!" ”
The charming atmosphere in the room was shattered by Sun Changzhi's majestic and low male whisper, Zhu Yousong's eyes were over, and he clenched his white teeth and scolded angrily in his heart: "Sun Changzhi, I am your uncle!" ”
Because he was afraid of scaring Lan'er beside him, Zhu Yousong didn't scold, but how could he control his words and deeds under the anger?
Zhu Yousong didn't grab Lan'er's hand and slapped it heavily on the bed, eager to smash the bed under her ass with one palm! It's a pity that this blow did not hit the bed, but hit the soft quilt, not to mention the terrifying power, but not even a decent sound......
Zhu Yousong's hungry wolf-like eyes stared viciously at the half-hidden door, he didn't reply, jumped straight off the bed, rushed to the door in a few steps, suddenly opened the door, stared at Sun Changzhi with a stunned expression, gritted his teeth and said: "Sun Changzhi, if you don't have anything important, believe it or not, I picked your skin!" ”
Sun Changzhi saw that Zhu Yousong looked like he was about to eat himself, so he was so frightened that he quickly lowered his head, knelt on one knee and said busily: "The son of the world forgives his sins!" ”
It doesn't matter if he is wrong, as long as the son of the world is in a bad mood, it must be his own fault, this is the wise saying that Brother Hu told him! How can there be any reason not to follow?
Although Sun Changzhi's reflex arc is sometimes a little long, it doesn't mean that he is stupid. A stupid person completely through his own efforts to become the personal guard of Zhu Yousong, the prince of the Ming Dynasty, don't even think about this kind of thing.
Therefore, as soon as Sun Changzhi saw that Zhu Yousong had a tendency to run rampant, he immediately listened to Hu Tiande's "wise sayings"......
Sun Changzhi was so frightened by Zhu Yousong's menacing appearance that his head was about to be stuck in the crotch of his pants, but with slanted eyes, he still saw the red-faced Lan'er behind Zhu Yousong through the crack in the door......
Sun Changzhi immediately understood the reason why Zhu Yousong was angry now. Knowing that Zhu Yousong had some violent tendencies, Sun Changzhi suddenly felt a little aggrieved in his heart.
This lonely man and widow are in the same room, and the door is not even opened, can this still be done? Sun Changzhi suddenly felt that his nose was a little sour, and he hurriedly inhaled two snot, he thought of the day when he asked Shizi for money with a shy face, and was rejected by Shizi with righteous words, it turned out that Shizi This is "a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry"!
Where did Sun Changzhi know that he had wronged Zhu Yousong, and since this guy crossed over, he has also suffered an unknown number of grievances......
thought that he had crossed over to the Ming Dynasty and become the prince of the prince, so even if he was completely thrown into the arms of the privileged class, he could be completely arrogant, lascivious, decadent and degenerate.
I didn't think that in this ancient era when brothels were legalized, I was a dignified prince and a prince who could only rely on five girls, if I wanted to let other gentlemen know about this, how could I still be in the brothel circle......
Every time he thought of his tragic situation, Zhu Yousong couldn't help but burst into tears after a sigh.
Zhu Yousong's good deeds were stirred, a pair of ink-dyed eyebrows were upside down like a sword, and the fire turned into anger, and he felt that he couldn't suppress his anger! Sun Changzhi didn't ask what he was looking for, and it was futile to take a few deep breaths, this complex fire was like a balloon punctured by a needle, and it burst all at once!
Zhu Yousong roared in his heart: "Lao Tzu let you see what is the fate of provoking a single dog!" Naturally, this can't be said, Zhu Yousong shouted angrily: "Sun Er is stunned, see that the master didn't beat you today, your parents don't know you!" ”
Sun Changzhi heard Zhu Yousong's angry shout, gasped, and suddenly raised his head, only to see a bigger and bigger sole imprinted on his face!
Sun Changzhi is also a martial artist, and when he saw the power of Zhu Yousong's kick, he was shocked in his heart, knowing that if this kick was kicked by the prince, it would have to be broken!
At this critical juncture, Sun Changzhi thought of the sentence that Zhu Yousong often said: "I eat with my face." He replied in his heart: "Shizi, his subordinates also rely on their faces to eat!" Then he tilted his head back, covered his neck with both hands, and curled up like a boiled shrimp, and rolled back cleanly, avoiding Zhu Yousong's "unrecognizable foot"!
If it had been placed in the past, today it would have been Zhu Yousong who killed Sun Changzhi, and Sun Changzhi would not dare to hide. As the saying goes: "The king let the minister die, and the minister has to die." "Although Zhu Yousong is not a king, but he is a real prince, in this era of class above all else, a word from the superior can determine the life and death of the subordinate, Zhu Yousong, the superior person, shot out angrily, put it in other noble homes, the one who was beaten absolutely stood like a little poplar, how can he be like Sun Changzhi, show the kung fu of "planting onions"?
Will it be another story, who would dare?
But the people under Zhu Yousong's men dared, Sun Changzhi, who had escaped, turned around and glanced at Zhu Yousong, and saw that Zhu Yousong refused to give up, one kick was missed, and the other foot followed, and the soles of his feet were oiled and wanted to be spoofed.
Sun Changzhi He doesn't know when it started, and the people around Zhu Yousong all know this "unspoken rule": that is, the son of the world is young and vigorous, his liver is vigorous, and he is easy to get angry......
However, today's Zhu Yousong did not intend to let go of Sun Changzhi who was about to escape, he saw that Sun Changzhi was trying to escape, and he flew up with a running body, and this flying kick Zhu Yousong used eighty percent of his body's strength!
can hide from the first day of junior high school, but can't hide from the fifteenth; Sun Changzhi, who played extraordinarily just now, was able to dodge Zhu Yousong's "unrecognizable foot", and now that his body has just stood firm, how can he avoid Zhu Yousong's "life-killing soul-chasing foot" before he has started to run?
took the time to turn around and look at Sun Changzhi, and he screamed sadly in his heart: "I'll fuck you-" Ah no: "My life is over!" ”
Zhu Yousong's foot was firmly imprinted on Sun Changzhi's buttocks, and Sun Changzhi slipped out of the distance on the ground with a horse...... There was no way, the palace people in the palace were too dedicated and wiped the floor too slippery.
"Good kung fu!"
Just as Zhu Yousong was staring at Sun Changzhi, who was motionless on the ground, and regretted whether he had shot too hard, an admiration came from the corner of the house.
Zhu Youzhen, who was wearing a vermilion regular uniform, walked out from the corner, and Zhu Yousong saw that Zhu Youzhen was still followed by many palace people, so he had to bow his head and salute him......
Sun Changzhi, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, regretted that he just wanted to choke his head, why didn't he look at the yellow calendar when he went out today?
He really didn't have anything important to come to Zhu Yousong this time...... just remembered the dog meat restaurant next to Gu Sanjia that day, what was the name of the owner of the dog meat restaurant Sun Changzhi had long forgotten, and what Zhu Yousong said that day left a little impression in Sun Changzhi's heart.
At that time, Zhu Yousong looked at the owner of the dog meat restaurant differently, and the reason for the prince was because more than half of the books in the man's study were agricultural books, and the prince said that the man was a farmer.
At that time, Sun Changzhi had a heart, the son who could farm attached so much importance to it, and the son who could weave would naturally not let it go, and he also mentioned it to Zhu Yousong at that time.
But later, I saw that Zhu Yousong was meeting with the court officials all day long, and he didn't have any spare time at all, so the matter was put down.
Zhu Yousong was busy, but Sun Changzhi was very idle all day long.
Sun Changzhi, who was very idle, wanted to help Zhu Yousong do something, so he ran to ask Hu Tiande.
In Sun Changzhi's heart, in addition to Zhu Yousong, who he admires the most, the rest is Hu Tiande.
As the personal guard of the prince, Sun Changzhi has always taken Hu Tiande as an example in his heart, and heard what Hu Tiande swore to say: "As the personal guard of the prince, it is to solve problems for the prince!" ”
Adhering to this idea, Sun Changzhi also sent someone to Luoyang to investigate the eight generations of the ancestors of the bookkeeper.