Chapter 48: Fat Dun Call Me
Shaking it slightly, Zhang Ga tied his belt happily, and then turned over and climbed up the wall along the back window of the kitchen.
Zhang Ga's head was just poked out, when he heard someone shouting loudly outside the courtyard wall, "This kid is here, come here, don't let this thief escape." ”
At this time, Zhang Ga found out that the dog hole where Fat Dun left before had been watched outside, and in the alley outside the wall, there were also people turning around.
I know I can't leave here.
Zhang Ga immediately turned around, avoiding the idler who had just rushed into the courtyard gate, and hid behind a pile of firewood in the yard.
As soon as he was halfway there, Zhang Ga smelled a bad smell.
The layout of this red-eyed house is so strange that the toilet is actually built here.
There was no one in the toilet, Zhang Ga was about to go out from the toilet over the wall, his heart suddenly moved, his eyes were gurgling, and he looked back in the direction of the kitchen.
Zhang Ga rushed back to the kitchen again and took out a pig urine from the kitchen, although this thing is rare, but the people of the red-eyed family are obsessed with money.
After the pig was killed, not to mention the pig blood, even the pig intestines and pig urine were left at all, and they were washed and brought back.
Zhang Ga directly picked up a few cleaned pig intestines, put the pig urine into his arms, and rushed to the toilet opposite.
There was not much time, Zhang Ga pinched his nose and ran out of the latrine, still carrying a rope in his hand.
Under the rope, a bag the size of a pumpkin was hanging, swaying, swaying back and forth as Zhang Ga ran.
Others didn't know what it was, but Zhang Ga knew better than anyone else in his heart, endured the stench, and rushed to the gate of the Red Eye's house in one go.
At this time, in order to find Zhang Ga, the red-eyed father called everyone over, and even sent several idlers to guard both sides of the courtyard wall outside to prevent Zhang Ga from running away.
Zhang Ga came to the gate and found that there was no one guarding the gate.
Zhang Ga grabbed the horizontal cannula on the inside of the door, climbed to the roof of the doorway, hung the bag of things he was carrying on the door, and then slipped down from the door.
Fat Dun, who was hiding in the alley opposite the gate of the red-eyed house, saw Zhang Ga's small movements clearly.
Fat Dun was also a little puzzled, what is Gazi doing?
Don't take advantage of the fact that the gangs of the red-eyed family are not at the door, hurry up and come out, where are you still hiding?
Fat Dun wanted to shout Zhang Ga several times, but he couldn't hold back and didn't squeak.
waited until he saw Zhang Ga coming out of the door, and Fat Dun's heart was about to rise to his throat.
"Hurry up, hurry up, get out of here, don't let those guys get caught!"
Fat Dun prayed in his heart.
Seeing Zhang Ga walking to him, the fat dun with a heart hanging on his heart let out a heavy breath, "Mom, I'm scared to death!" ”
As soon as the fat dun slipped out, he sat down on the ground along the wall.
"Fat Dun, what are you doing here?"
Fat Dun grinned, "I was scared by you, Gazi, when did you become so bold?" If this is arrested by the people of the Red-Eyed family, Uncle Zhong should not scold me to death! ”
Zhang Ga hehe, "How come, haven't I already come out?" ”
Zhang Ga said, glancing into the alley, "Fat dun, run along this alley, can you leave here and go back to our village?" ”
Fat Dun nodded, "Yes, it's okay to go to the village, and it's okay to go to Dianzi, it's all passable!" ”
Zhang Ga had a bottom in his heart, "Did you bring a slingshot?" ”
"Bring it, this is my most important weapon!"
Fat Dun said, pulling the slingshot out of his waist.
"Fat dun, someone will come out of the door hole in a while, when the red-eyed daddy that old Wang Ba stands under that brother's pig urine, give me a slingshot to beat!"
"Brother Gazi, what's in there?"
Fat Dun was still a little puzzled, and suddenly raised his nose and smelled, "What is the smell on your body?" Why does it stink so much? ”
Zhang Ga smiled, "You don't care what it is, just do what I say!" ”
"Okay!"
Fat Dun didn't ask much, holding a slingshot shelf, staring at the doorway of the red-eyed father's house.
There was not much time, and the house and yard were searched, but no trace of Zhang Ga was found, and the red-eyed father walked out of the door hole with the help of a group of helpers.
"Huh? What does it smell like here? ”
As soon as the red-eyed father looked up, he saw the pig's urine hanging above his head.
At this moment, Zhang Ga hurriedly reminded, "Fat Dun, hit with your slingshot!" ”
Sou!
Suddenly, the whistling sound of the projectile alarmed several gangsters and looked around.
How hard is the projectile after the cement is rolled into a ball and dried!
It has swelled to the limit of pig urine, and it can collapse with a slight touch.
Syllable!
The projectile slammed on it.
Boom!
The foul-smelling dung soup poured down in one go.
The red-eyed father, who was looking up, was poured in the face.
Burst!
Phew!
The strong stench spread in an instant.
The red-eyed father couldn't withstand this blow anymore, so he choked and got angry, rolled his eyes, and turned his back on it.
"Old man!"
"Hurry up and rescue the master!"
A few helpers didn't care about the dung soup on their bodies, so they hurriedly helped the red-eyed father and beckoned people to come over to help.
Looking at the busy bustle in the doorway, Zhang Ga smiled, "Fat Dun, let's go!" ”
At this time, Fat Dun also smelled the stench, "Brother Gazi, you actually let the red-eyed father drink dung soup, you really have you!" ”
"This old man is very bad, even if he oppresses the people on weekdays, he still wants to break our ghostly farm tools, and it's good if he doesn't kill him this time!"
"Hurry up, if that red eye comes back in a while, we won't be able to leave!"
Zhang Ga and Fat Dun took turns carrying a package containing dozens of catties of cooked meat and ran wildly all the way.
Fortunately, everyone was busy taking care of the red-eyed father at this time, and no one paid attention to the whereabouts of the two people.
The two of them went smoothly and ran back to the ghost in one go.
But as soon as the two entered the courtyard gate of Zhang Ga's house, they saw a person that Zhang Ga couldn't think of.
"Tong Le, why are you here?"
Seeing Tong Le, who was wearing glasses, standing in the courtyard, the corners of his mouth twitched.
Tong Le appeared at his home, this situation is too undeserved.
Shouldn't Tong Le stay at Jixianju's house? Even if Saito's old devil was dissatisfied with Tong Le, and even suspicious, he would not deal with Tong Le directly in a short time.
"Is this your little fat chubby?"
Tong Le smiled and stretched out his hand to Fat Dun.
Fat Dun wiped his hands on the placket, hurriedly stretched out his hand, and shook Tong Le.
"Tong Le, you haven't told me yet, why did you come here at this time?"
Zhang Ga stared at Tong Le and asked.