27. Attaining the Tao of Masters

"They all say that they help the needy, and they all say that the hanging pot helps the world, why is it really at the moment of life and death, but one by one they don't save it! If you care about fame and money, you don't care about the life and death of the patient! What kind of doctors are you! What kind of medicine are you! ”

Xu Xiaole roared, like a little tiger with crazy hair, looking for bricks and rubble all over the ground, and smashed it towards Sun Zhenren's idol. A piece of rubble hit the corner of Sun Zhenren's mouth, taking away a piece of colored powder, revealing an earthy yellow mud embryo, which was mottled with the previous patch, and looked like a god was laughing.

Xu Xiaole was even more furious: "You are still laughing!" Still laughing! Unfortunately, there was no more rubble on the ground, so he clung to the straw and the rags...... Throw whatever you grab anyway!

When Xu Xiaole exhausted all his strength, he finally regained his composure, and sat on the ground depressed, panting heavily.

"Do you feel a little sore in your head?"

A voice sounded in Xu Xiaole's ears.

Xu Xiaole was startled, and his first thought was that Sun Zhenren had come down to settle accounts with him. It wasn't until he subconsciously turned around that he saw a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a blue coarse sermon robe and a Zhuangzi scarf tied to his forehead. Although this Taoist priest was dressed cleanly, it was obvious that the Taoist robe had been washed and colored, the ten square shoes and cloud socks under his feet had been yellowed, and the hairscarf on his head had several holes.

Xu Xiaole stood up and shook his head, and sure enough, he was a little swollen and painful. He pressed his temple and said, "Is it because you shouted too loudly?" ”

The Taoist priest's face was gentle, neither sad nor happy, neither smiling nor angry, and said: "It is because your liver qi is stagnant, and you suddenly express it, and your qi is in your head, so it will be swollen and painful." The liver and gallbladder do not know pain, but whenever there is an injury, the pain is in the place where the meridians go. ”

Xu Xiaole couldn't see Li Xiqiang left and right, but he was eighty percent sure that this person was Li Xiqiang's uncle. Although he didn't understand the medical theories he said, this calm and calm bearing was not something that a doctor could have.

Xu Xiaole only felt that standing in front of this Taoist priest, the whole person calmed down, and his body was cool. Anger, depression, worry...... All these troubles are gone. He tilted his head slightly and said, "Can the Immortal Elder see my sister-in-law?" Yes, my sister-in-law is the most stingy with money and is definitely not willing to spend money. I have some private money here, and the fairy chief just lied to her that she didn't want the money, and just took the money from me. ”

The corners of the Taoist priest's mouth rose slightly: "Poor Dao has countless words in this life, and none of them are deceitful." ”

Xu Xiaole was quite embarrassed, and was about to scratch his head, only to hear the Taoist priest continue: "I don't charge money for medical treatment. ”

Xu Xiaole was stunned: "Then what do you rely on to dress and eat?" ”

The Taoist priest showed a deep smile: "You care about others." ”

Xu Xiaole was a little embarrassed: "I can't talk about concern, I'm just curious." Old man Li...... Hmm, Lao Li Tou said that you are a first-class person of the gods, don't you need to eat anymore? ”

The Taoist priest shook his head slightly and said, "You have so many questions, don't you need to rush to buy ginseng?" ”

Xu Xiaole grinned and said, "I'm afraid I don't need to buy ginseng, I think you can save my sister-in-law!" ”

The Taoist priest nodded and said, "You are right. It's a good thing you didn't listen to those two quacks and buy ginseng for your sister-in-law. ”

Xu Xiaole was stunned: "Isn't ginseng bad?" ”

The Taoist priest smiled: "All things are born in nature, how can there be good and bad?" The key is the word 'suitable'. Ginseng is a great tonic for vitality, and it is true that you can hang your life, but listening to your sister-in-law's illness, it is clear that the disease is in Shaoyang. Many acupuncture points are connected to the brain, the qi and blood are attacked, and the wind and heat are fanned by each other, so it is like a seasick boat, like an axe and a knife. At this time, if you make up for your vitality, I'm afraid you will have a splitting headache and go completely crazy. ”

Xu Xiaole was so confused that he almost looked up at the Taoist priest and said, "Although I don't understand what it means, it sounds like you're really powerful." Fortunately, it was okay, but it almost made a big mistake. After saying that, he hurriedly bowed: "Please save my sister-in-law!" ”

The Taoist priest's smile did not change, but he said: "Although I don't want silver for treatment, I want fate." ”

Xu Xiaole said with a sad face: "I can find the silver, but where is fate for sale?" ”

The Taoist priest smiled: "Although fate is not sold, you have a family heirloom." As long as you promise me three things, I will naturally cure your sister-in-law. ”

Xu Xiaole immediately said: "Okay! As long as you cure my sister-in-law, I will promise you whatever you say. When he said that, he felt that this was tantamount to selling himself, and thought to himself: Yes, I should only agree first, but I may not do it immediately. For example, if he told me to jump into the river, I could have agreed to come down first, and in a few decades and a hundred years, when I had my last breath left, I would definitely jump - if I remember it at that time.

The Taoist priest didn't know Xu Xiaole's twists and turns, and said, "The three things I said are not so easy to do. If you say yes and you can't do it, I'm afraid life will be very difficult. ”

Xu Xiaole said secretly: Daming is a place with a king's law, can you still tie me up and lock me in the temple! He said: "Manly man, what I promised, even if I can't do it now, sooner or later I will do it." As he spoke, he remembered his previous "last breath" thoughts, and couldn't help but smile.

The Taoist priest said, "First thing, you have to study medicine with me." ”

Xu Xiaole's eyes rolled, and he secretly said in his heart: I was born to study medicine in my life, but no one is willing to teach me. If he really has the ability, I will learn from him that it is my creation! As soon as he thought of this, Xu Xiaole was about to apprentice on the spot, but he saw the Taoist priest stretch out a hand and pinch it on his shoulder, and he couldn't move.

The Taoist priest saw that Xu Xiaole was neither afraid nor panicked, but his face was full of surprise, and he was a little confused.

Xu Xiaole shouted: "Master, Master, is this an immortal method!" Can you teach me all the same? He only thought that he had learned this hand, and he was afraid that he would have no rival in the future. No matter what big ears and small ears he has, he pinched them all on his shoulders so that they couldn't move.

The Taoist priest said helplessly: "Have you ever heard of massage?" ”

"Of course."

"This is the way to do it in massage."

Xu Xiaole didn't believe it. He has seen a lot of massage. Lang Zhong of the rattle bell and the edict of shaving people's heads are all good at massage. There is a bench on the street, asking people to sit or lie on their stomachs, through their clothes or bare-chested, kneading dough and tossing on people's bodies. I've never heard of anyone with such skills.

The Taoist priest didn't explain, and said, "Although I teach you medical skills, you can't call me master, you have to call me uncle." ”

"Huh? Why? Xu Xiaole was very strange.

The Taoist priest said: "I'm too senior and too old, do I accept you as an apprentice and let you go to others as an ancestor?" ”

Xu Xiaole said seriously: "I don't mind." ”

The Taoist priest waved his hand and knocked a chestnut on Xu Xiaole's forehead: "This is the second thing I want you to do, worship Li An, the old boy who calls himself the West Wall, as a teacher." ”

Xu Xiaole was struck by lightning, and his whole person was not good.