Qianlong was fortunate to be in the south of the Yangtze River, and he didn't go to the turtle crossing. When asked, there was an old turtle as big as a grinding plate, staggering out, speaking in a voiced and slow voice, saying: "Nozawa contemptible beasts, I don't know the treasures, only the bastard counts the baskets, thinking that it is a celery offering." The meaning of the district, the begging flowers. ”

Shang laughed and said, "Good! On the day when the lights are blazing, you will be awarded the official body! Then the turtles bowed down and retreated. Shang smiled and said: "Fools don't know the five elements, how can candles be inflammatory?" ”

Tens of years have passed. As for the Heavenly Dynasty, the candle flame is easy to light. What Qianlong promised was finally fulfilled, and the kings and eight fruits entered the sea of eunuchs.

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Original:

Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, and the turtle stood in the way. Qianlong asked, "What is the matter with the eight kings?" The turtle said: "I'm waiting for a bastard to pay tribute, and I want to ask for a black yarn hat!" Qianlong laughed: "Okay, when the lamp is facing down, I will let you wait for all the officials." "The turtles are thanks. Qianlong said with a smile: "These stupid eight kings, when can the head of the oil lamp be facing down?" "In the blink of an eye, 300 years later, electric lights replaced candles, so you didn't joke, these Wang Ba really became officials......

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There's been a lot of things lately, and it's been a long time since the wood has been updated, so I'm ashamed!