Chapter 16 Vulgarity is the pass of the vulgar

It is true that there are many wild survival shows in the age of Earth, however, there is absolutely no case of survival on such a bare island. Moreover, no matter whether it is Bei Ye or Brother De, there is a team behind them to escort them, and they are not worried about danger at all.

According to modern technology, Wang Yi can naturally use distillation to obtain fresh water, but the premise is that there must be a container and fire.

At this time, I saw Zhao Ning stand up, take out a few seeds from his arms, turn his head, and put them in Sakura's mouth, and after a while, found a place with sand and buried the seeds in it. After doing all this, he quietly returned to the high place and sat down with the two of them.

As soon as the king saw a full moon rising above the sea.

It's beautiful. It's huge. It's round.

Wang Yi was shocked, didn't he see the last quarter moon last night?

According to the law of the full moon and the lack of the moon, could it be that nearly 20 days have passed overnight?

The magic of this new world is far beyond Wang Yi's imagination.

But in this situation, the blue sky and blue sea, accompanied by beauties, the connection between the sea and the sky, and the bright moon invited, he had to take on the important task of promoting Chinese classical culture, and slowly read in his mouth:

"The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time. ”

When the little witch heard such verses, she was stunned in the silence, in the sound of the waves, and for a moment it seemed as if tears were about to fall from her eyes.

Why is that?

Why did you come here from Pure Yang City, from that warm cherry rain building?

"These, are these sentences written by yourself, Childe, very beautiful, very beautiful. Zhao Ning said after chewing for a long time. "More beautiful than all the verses I've ever seen before. ”

"Hahaha, hahahahaha"

It's a pity that this warm and romantic style was broken by Wang Yi's vulgar laughter in an instant. In short, the rules of how the world works are:

Vulgar is the pass of the vulgar.

Elegant, it is the epitaph chrome of the noble.

Although he, Wang Yi, has recited so many masterpieces through the ages in this world, his essence is still that of a vulgar person.

With this layer, the little witch kicked Wang Yi over, and said hatefully: "How did we get here? You stinky pig, if you don't make it clear, cut you into eight big pieces, no, sixty-four, four thousand four hundred and forty-four pieces, you will die to death." ”

Wang Yi smiled bitterly and said: "You ask me, I ask who to go, this is really a strange thing, you cut me into eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight pieces, it sounds better." ”

"Hmph...... That goblin surnamed Zhao, you say what's going on, you must know, if you don't know, I'll kill you two dogs and men together. The little witch finally let go of her reserve towards Zhao Ning and called her a goblin.

Under the moonlight, Zhao Ning's face changed slightly when he heard the word "goblin", but he quickly calmed down and said quietly: "According to the basic rules of the world, the so-called gods cannot walk in the world, at least not in the world with their true bodies. And the two we see already have the power to approach God. ”

Wang Yi realized something and asked, "You mean to say that because their strength is too strong, their appearance caused a space-time warp?"

"Time and space distortion?" Zhao Ning was stunned for a moment, she had never heard of this term. "Childe is really not a mortal, can be described in such words, it should be almost like this. ”

"But, you just said that God can't walk in the world in his true body, but those two already have god-like power, why can they still ......?"

"Well, Childe, I don't know. I'm just a little woman, I don't know that much, and you haven't told me the truth about how you got to me. Zhao Ning glanced at the puffing little witch.

"Well...... We have to study and discuss it, this question ...... "Wang Yi is not up."

"I only think of one possibility, a pharmacy boy, a wealthy daughter, and you can only elope with her. Zhao Ning said with a smile.

"you, goblin, what nonsense are you talking about? The little witch was so angry that she turned around and kicked Wang Yi again, and the kick was not enough, and then she kicked the second and third kicks...... This time the feet are all under great effort.

"Ahh......h

Wang Yi couldn't avoid it, and his heart and lungs hurt for a while, and tears rolled down.

Angry, angry, the little witch Lin Ying was really angry, and in the end, she directly lifted a big stone, condescendingly, and said to Wang Yi, who was rolling on the ground in pain: "I figured it out, what is the prescription, I don't need it, what I need, is to kill you now, kill it, that female goblin must be uncomfortable, hahaha, I'll kill you now." ”

Wang Yi knew that this was the anger that the little witch had been hiding for a long time, it was remarkable to be able to sting for so long, if it wasn't for the fact that he had read a few more ancient poems in front of her, intentionally or unintentionally, I am afraid that he would have torn her to pieces.

Now, she was finally detonated by Zhao Ning's sentence of "elopement".

Seeing that Wang Yi was about to smash this stone flat.

"Are you talking about the prescription for the promotion of samurai to military attachΓ©?" suddenly Zhao Ning's voice sounded.

The little witch was stunned, and the stone she lifted finally did not fall, and Wang Yi hurriedly rolled to the side.

"You goblin, say, how do you know?"

"Guess what. Zhao Ning said lightly: "Since you are not eloping, then he must have a prescription, you are chasing him, what other reason can there be?"

"Hmph, it's just him, I'll tell you......" The little witch was silent suddenly.

"Now it's just the three of us, this isolated island, it seems that we won't be able to go out for a while, or maybe the three of us will stay here for the rest of our lives, if we have anything in our hearts, just say it, there's no need to hide it, Childe, you're right. Zhao Ning turned his face to Wang Yi.

Obviously, Zhao Ning's tone had gradually faded and turned cold. After a while, he also called him a father-in-law, and now he has changed back to his son-in-law. Alas, the goblin is really a goblin, amazing, can I tell her the secret that I am a traverser?

"Well, this question is worth studying, too much, not much...... The so-called history, the so-called heaven and earth are long, and the so-called time is in a hurry...... Those who are husband of heaven and earth are the adversaries of all things, and those who are in time are also passers-by of a hundred generations. And floating like a dream, for the joy of geometry? The ancients traveled at night with candles, and there was a good thing. The situation of Yangchun summoned me to smoke the scene, and the large piece of fake me to the article. The peach blossom garden, the joy of the family. The group of seasons is handsome, all of them are Huilian, and we sing songs, and we are ashamed of recreation. The reward is not over, and the talk is clear. Open a feast to sit on the flowers, fly the feathers and get drunk with the moon. If the poem is not successful, the punishment will be based on the number of Jingu wines...... "At this moment, Li Bai is also unlucky, and his works are used by Wang Yi to block the gun.

Sure enough, as soon as the little witch heard such a sentence, her expression softened again, and the stone also fell from her hand, rolled a few times, and brushed past Wang Yi's head, which scared Wang Yi into a thrill.

But he looked at the little witch, the little girl who was originally in Pure Yang City, and now fell into such a scene, alas, it was all caused by himself, a person who crossed over from the earth.

"In this world, it is rumored that only the medicine and samurai path prescriptions still exist. Childe, you must have obtained the prescription of the medicine master path, and this Lin girl, I think you have also obtained the medicine of the warrior path, what do you say this means?" Zhao Ning's voice sounded faintly again.