Chapter 136: My Hand!

———— Lingzhou

Li Shimin returned victorious, as Xu Qing and Zhao Gong expected, Li Shimin decisively gave up occupying the entire territory of Tuyuhun. And the nobles who remained in Tuyuhun's hometown were collected, and a man named Murong Fu was elected as a khan temporarily. And reached an agreement on mutual non-aggression with its nobles, and Tuyuhun was a vassal to the Tang Dynasty. This does not occupy the whole territory, and it was turned into a gift by Li Shimin and handed over to the name of Tuyuhun minister.

Then, Li Shimin led all the Han people in Tuyuhun's hometown to Lingzhou and brought back a large number of cattle and sheep. The cattle and sheep are reparations. In addition, Li Shimin asked for Murong Fu's son, and then left a henchman in Tuyuhun as a prisoner. He returned with a large army, returned the soldiers and horses to Lingzhou, settled the people, and distributed cattle and sheep, so he was not happy.

And those who are happy are all the people and soldiers, and Li Shimin can't be happy. From the Sui Rebellion, Li Shimin and Li Yuan fought together to the present, there have been more victories, and he still doesn't care about it.

However, it is precisely because he has won more battles that Li Shimin is unhappy. The so-called meritorious master, Li Shimin, although he is the third person today, is still a courtier! Only the emperor and the crown prince can be called "kings".

Others worry about too little credit, and Li Shimin worries about too much credit, especially when Li Yuan deliberately alienates him. If you have merit, you will be rewarded, and if you have done it, you will be punished, Li Shimin has already achieved the Shangshu Order, and his status has risen to the third in the world, which can be said to be rewardable. If you reward it again, unless you become a prince.

Li Shimin hesitated, and didn't know how to deal with his great achievement in Lingzhou. At this time, the eldest grandson Wuji probe came in. Seeing Li Shimin's sad face, the eldest grandson Wuji was like a roundworm in Li Shimin's stomach, and he immediately understood.

Immediately, the eldest grandson Wuji said: "Your Highness, yin and yang can be eliminated, and merits and demerits can be offset by each other......"

When Li Shimin heard this, his eyes lit up, and he asked, "Then where do I go to do something wrong?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji replied: "In a few days, the snow will melt and the roads will be muddy, and His Highness can take this opportunity to delay not going back." In addition, His Royal Highness can settle the people in Lingzhou, which is the interference of officers and soldiers in local civil affairs. Together, don't you ......"

Li Shimin suddenly gave a salute to the eldest grandson Wuji and said: "Mount Tai is really the king's brainstorm!" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji took a step beside him, and also replied: "How dare you, it's just that I heard that the little girl is pregnant again, uh......"

Li Shimin sighed: "Yes, Chengqian and Tai'er are still children...... Oh, Taishan, why don't you go back to Chang'an first, otherwise Guanyin will have no one by her side......"

The eldest grandson Wuji replied: "Then thank Your Highness......"

Just as he was about to turn around, the eldest grandson Wuji remembered something again: "Oh, by the way, now the people in the court, that Xu Qing is a dark horse, Your Highness should pay attention to it, he is from over there, not necessarily." ”

Li Shimin's eyes flashed coldly: "Hmph, speaking of him, I remembered one thing. ”

"Oh? How? ”

"The forces I have been planning in Hebei for a long time are to be destroyed in the hands of this Xu Qing......" Li Shimin's face was grim: "However, I didn't know him at the time, and he didn't know that I was an unintentional mistake......"

The eldest grandson Wuji asked: "Your Highness, how did this Xu Qing suddenly have the strength to match you, even if that place in Hebei has just been established." ”

Li Shimin sighed and said: "Alas, Jiang is still old and spicy, the old man is deeply hidden, what can be done?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji also felt a little pain in his brain, and asked, "Then, Your Highness is really not sure, and the other party doesn't know your identity?" ”

Li Shimin nodded and said, "I really don't know, my relationship with that force is only known to their supreme commander." If, if he leaked the news, it would be a different story. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that the people elected by Li Shimin could be trusted. The eldest grandson Wuji groaned and said: "Your Highness, the emperor trusts Xu Qing very much, you can secretly leave some favors, if you ...... Alas......"

Li Shimin promised: "I know, Taishan will go back this time and help me take care of Chengqian." He's also old enough to learn......"

"Well, the old man left first......

———— Xuanwu Gate

Xu Qing's experiment began, where the chopped sponge was placed on a thick cotton cloth, and then a thinner gauze cloth was placed on top and sewn up.

"Zhao Gong, what are you doing?" Xu Qing carefully sewed the sanitary napkin and asked Zhao Gongdao, who didn't know what to play with.

Zhao Gong responded and said, "The little one is boiling hot water......

Xu Qing said again: "Come here, don't burn it, I'm looking for you to do something......"

Hearing this, Zhao Gong hurriedly ran over and asked, "Although the master instructs, I will come!" ”

Xu Qing sealed the sanitary napkin in his hand, looked at Zhao Gong with a sneer and asked, "Zhao Gong, do you want to pee?" ”

Seeing Xu Qing's face, Zhao Gong couldn't help but tighten his legs, and said timidly: "Just now, I didn't want it just now, but your question, master, scared me to me." ”

Xu Qing laughed, threw the sanitary napkin on Zhao Gong and said, "Go, put this on the urine ......"

Zhao Gong hurriedly picked up and asked: "Master, don't scare me, how do you wear this......"

"Oh......" Xu Qing patted his head, there is no glue, how can it be sticky? And Zhao Gong doesn't have briefs, so he can't hold it at all. Xu Qing said with a smile: "You just squat and pee, don't take it off when you pee, clamp it, and try it directly on it?" ”

"This ...... Alas," Zhao Gong shook his head, and had no choice but to obey.

After a while, seeing that Zhao Gong hadn't come out of the toilet for a long time, Xu Qing asked a little anxiously, "Did the urine come out?" ”

Zhao Gong was even more anxious inside, and shouted: "Master, spare me, I, I can't pee!" ”

"If you don't pee, don't want to have dinner today!" Xu Qing paced up, and it happened that the patrolling soldiers passed by and saw Xu Qing anxiously waiting outside the thatched house, so he came over and said, "General, fight here, go over there, there is still a thatched house, you might as well go there, right?" ”

Xu Qing pouted and said, "I won't go to the thatched house, you can patrol......"

The patrol soldiers left in confusion, and at this time, Zhao Gong shouted in the thatched house: "General, general, I peed out......"

Xu Qing hurriedly asked, "Hurry up and ......"

But before Xu Qing's words were finished, Zhao Gong shouted again: "Lord Xu, this thing, it's leaking, it's leaking...... Oops, no, the sea inside it, all to the side, oops, my pants, oops, my hands......"

Xu Qing thought to himself, how big is your water, and putting so many sponges is not enough for you. Xu Qing thought about it, the cotton cloth leaked, and there might be a sandwich between the thick cotton cloth and the sponge. Then, the sponge is too messy, and it needs to be sewn up in the sanitary napkin.

Zhao Gong looked flustered, came out with wet hands and sanitary napkins, and asked, "Lord, master, do you still want it, or?" ”

Xu Qing resolutely left with a disgusted face.