"My brother Wu Song is coming back!"

Wu Dalang walked the streets and alleys in the end, and he was well-informed, knowing that the hero of the tiger fight was his brother.

Hard-working people, the sky does not pay. Sure enough, within a few days, Wu Dalang met his brother.

But it was said that Wu Song was wandering on the street one day, only to hear a person behind him shouting: "Brother, the county magistrate raised you to be the head of the patrol, why don't you take care of me!" ”

Wu Song turned around and saw this person, unconsciously

Xin came out from the corner of his forehead and eyebrows, and smiled happily.

"Ahh......h My own brother! ”

Before the words fell, Wu Song didn't care about the dust and dust in the ground, and threw himself over to Wu Dalang and bowed. Wu Dalang put his hand on Wu Song's shoulder, and only called "brother", and the tears flowed down like a broken embankment.

Under the blue sky and white sun, a big man bowed his head to an ugly-looking dwarf, which really looked extremely strange and discordant, and everyone on the road was stunned.

Who is Wu Song today? The capital of Yanggu County is also a tiger hero who is famous in the eight provinces of Shandong; Who is Wu Dalang? A cookcake seller in Qinghe County looks like he is just five feet 1.22 meters old, with an ugly face and a ridiculous mind, and was once regarded by 10,000 people as "three-inch Dinggu bark".

Although there is a huge disparity in identity and character, and it is in full view, Wu Song still turned over and bowed, and his sincere affection for his brother is enough to shake the world!

However, it was said that since the brothers separated, Wuda suffered from famine and moved to live in a rented house on Zishi Street in Qinghe County. People saw that he was cowardly, and his appearance was obscene, and he was nicknamed the three-inch Dinggu bark, and his body was rough in popular language, and his head and face were narrow and narrow. It's just because he's so weak and simple, and he's bullying. That's fine.

Let's say that Wuda has no business, and he goes out to sell cooking cakes on the street all day long, and moves to live in the street house facing Zhang Dahu's house. When the people of Zhang's family saw him doing his duty, they often took care of him, took care of him and still sold some cooking cakes. Sitting on the ground in the bunk in his spare time, Wuda flattered everything. Therefore, everyone in the Zhang family was happy, and they tried their best to talk to him in front of the big households. Therefore, the big households don't even ask Wu Da for the house money.

But it was said that this big family had 10,000 family fortunes and 100 houses. The people of the big families all said that Wu Da was loyal, and he saw that he had no wife and was young, so he didn't want Wu Da to pay a penny, and married the maid Pan Jinlian to him for nothing.

Since this Wuda married Jin Lian, the big family has taken care of him very much. Therefore, Wuda found the house of the prince in the west of Zishi Street, rented two rooms inside and outside, and still sold cooking cakes.

Fortunately, there is still Wang Lun's dot a few years ago, and the neighbors of Zishi Street are not bad to Wuda. Wang Po also gave Wang Lun the silver presented to Wuda, and she didn't dare to be greedy for ink.

With Wang Lun taking care of him, Wuda was not angry when he was outside, but Pan Jinlian complained about it.

It turned out that this Jin Lian married himself to Wuda, and when he saw that he was blindly honest and obscene, he hated him very much, and often got angry with him. Complaining big: "The whole world has given birth to a man, why did you marry me to such a person!" Those who don't walk every day, and who go backwards, just blindly eat and drink, but the cone palladium does not move. The slave was repentant in that life, but married him! It's so bitter too! ”

is often nowhere to be found, sing "Hillside Goat" as proof:

I think that at the beginning, the marriage was mismatched, and the slave looked down on you as a man. It's not a slave who praises himself, how can he be a crow worthy of Luan Feng! Nuzhen gold is buried in the soil, he is a high copper, how can it be compared with my gold! He was originally a stubborn stone, and he was blessed to hold my mutton fat jade body! It's like a ganoderma lucidum growing on dung. However, whatever he does, his servility is not beautiful in the end. Hear: A slave is a gold brick, how can it be compared to a clay foundation!

The magistrate heard: But all women in the world, if they have a bit of color, they are clever, and they are just a good man, if they are like Wuda, although they are easy to kill, they will inevitably have a bit of hatred. Since ancient times, there are few talented people who are matched, and buying gold does not collide with selling gold.

Wuhan University went out to sell cooking cakes every day and returned in the evening. The woman sent Wuda out every day, only snorting melon seeds under the curtain, revealing the pair of little golden lotus, seducing the prodigal children, playing Hu Bo words in front of the door every day, telling riddles, and singing: "How does a good piece of mutton fall into the dog's mouth?" "Oily words, everything is not spoken.

Therefore, Wuda couldn't live firmly in Zishi Street, so he had to move elsewhere and discuss with his wife. The woman said: "If you don't know anything about the thief wonton, you rent a house to live in, a shallow house, and you can know that there is a villain!" It's better to add a few taels of silver, and look at the corresponding, he lives in two rooms, but he is also more arrogant and free from being bullied. Wu Dadao: "Where do I have a rich pawn?" ”

The woman said, "Phew! Turbidity, you are a man, you can't be at the mercy of it, and you often get angry with your wife. I don't have any money, so why do I get my hairpin comb together? After that, it's not too late to be cured. ”

When Wu Da heard his wife say this, he immediately scraped together a dozen taels of silver and lived in four houses on two floors in front of the gate of Diande County. The second floor is a building, two small courtyards, very clean.

Since Wuda moved to the county West Street, he still sells cooking cakes to make a living, and he doesn't want to bump into his brother-in-law on this day. When the brothers saw each other that day, their hearts were overjoyed. While inviting to the house, let him sit upstairs, and summon Jin Lian from the room to meet Wu Song.

Because he said: "The one who killed the big insect on Jingyanggang the day before yesterday was your uncle." Now the new capital is the head, and he is my mother's brother. The woman crossed her hands and said, "Blessed uncle." Wu Song saluted, fell down and bowed. The woman hugged Wu Song and said, "Uncle, please get up and kill the slaves." Wu Song said: "Sister-in-law is courteous." ”

The two of them gave in for a while, and they all kowtowed. Wu Song saw that the woman was very enchanting, so he only lowered his head, and said in his heart that he didn't know whether what Wang Lun's brother said was true or not.

Not long after, Wuhan University arranged wine and dinner to entertain Wu Song.

In the middle of speaking, Wu Da went downstairs to buy wine and food, left the woman, and sat upstairs alone with Wu Song. Seeing Wu Song's dignified figure and dignified appearance, he thought that he killed the big worm, after all, he had thousands of catties of strength. didn't say anything in his mouth, but thought about it in his heart: "How can the brother born to a mother give birth to the Ding tree of my family, who is less than a foot in body, three points like a human and seven points like a ghost, and the slave was hit by the plague in the world!" Now that he looks like Wu Song, he is strong, why not ask him to move to my house? I think this marriage is here. ”

So he smiled and asked, "Uncle, where do you live now?" Who organizes the daily meals? ”

Wu Song said: "Wu Erxin filled the capital, and promised his boss day by day, it was inconvenient to live elsewhere, so he found a place in front of the county indiscriminately, and assigned two local soldiers to ambush and cook every day." ”

The woman said, "Why doesn't my uncle move in with the house?" The provincial native soldiers served in front of the county to cook and pickle. Living in a family, it is also more convenient to eat some soup in the morning and evening. Even the slave family personally arranged to eat with the uncle, and it was clean. ”

Wu Song had a grudge in his heart, and Mu Ran said: "Thank you deeply, sister-in-law." ”

The woman just wanted to talk, and continued to ask, "How young is uncle?" Wu Song had no choice but to reply: "Twenty-eight years old." The woman said, "It turns out that my uncle is three years old." Where did my uncle come from? ”

Wu Song said: "I have lived in Cangzhou for more than a year, and I just want my brother to live in the old house, so I don't want to move here." ”

The woman said, "It's hard to put into words. Since marrying your brother, eating him well, and being bullied, I have only come here. If the uncle is so majestic, who dares to say nothing! ”

Wu Song said: "My brother has always done his duty, not like Wu Song. The woman laughed and said, "What a reversal! As the saying goes: If people are not strong, they will not live long. The slave family is fast in life, and he can't look down on the three dozen who don't look back, the four dozen and the turn."

Hearing this, Wu Song's face was unhappy, and he responded: "Brother don't cause trouble, so as not to worry my sister-in-law." "But I thought in my heart, as soon as we met, it was the same as what Wang Lun's brother said, and I still had to be vigilant for my brother.

The two of them said one sentence after another upstairs. There is a poem as proof:

Uncle and sister-in-law Ping met by chance, and she was delicate and beautiful. Selfishness wants to become a party, and secretly fishes Wu Song with evil words.