But he said that the Yu family was originally an assertive person, but she interrupted everyone in a loud voice: "Officials, lords, don't worry, the earl's advice is good, but it is not to my liking." In my opinion, the officials who are competing for the upper reaches are tired of playing, so it is better to change the way of playing, and now the officials we are present will be the masters of this lewd woman and ask for a family for her, but not to ask for the top grade, but to ask for the next one, my meaning is very simple, I want this slut to be a slave forever and suffer the humiliation of this world! ”

As soon as Yu's words came out, he immediately shocked everyone present.

Earl Ying took a step forward and said, "Madam, do you mean that the rules have changed, and now instead of competing for the top, you have taken the last grade?" ”

Yu said: "That's exactly what it means. Please take a break and invigilate the exam, from now on, the people who can participate in the media robbery order are limited to the subordinates in each house, or the peddlers and pawns in Qinghe. The gift money is free, I just want this slut to marry the shortest and most unpromising man in the world! ”

Yu Shi shook the ground, and everyone looked at each other in shock. The men who had happily participated in the auction before were dumbfounded, while the poor and poor people in rags were ready to move.

It was a little cold at first, but after Bai Yulian asked several times in succession, someone finally took the lead and stepped into this "examination room".

"Get out of the way! I got it! Anyway, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, and I am not afraid of losing my ugliness, Mrs. Yu, don't think I'm born rough, I'm walking the streets and alleys to shake the boudoir to sell goods Xu Laosan, homeless and unemployed, poor, although there are millions of women I've seen, but I still can't get a wife when I'm over forty years old, if Mrs. is not playing tricks on me and other small people, please Mrs. fulfill! ”

Shake the boudoir: The merchant who carries the burden and sells everywhere holds a small drum with a bell in his hand, called "the boudoir", and shakes it so that the women of each family can hear the sound and come out to buy and sell. It mainly sells small items such as women's Huacui and mirrors.

"Not short enough!"

"Madam, I am Wang Ermazi, a stall on Zishi Street to shave his head, I am poorer than him, but I have raised a house of children and daughters-in-law, but she ran away after a long time, thinking that I am not tall enough, and I am also too short to be born, when I shave people's heads, I have to put a stool under my feet, so I am often ridiculed by the people in the town, saying that I shave my head and wash my feet - from the beginning to the end, so I simply take it with me to help people wash their feet......"

"It's not miserable enough!"

"Madam, I am a subordinate in your house, Lao Zhangtou, almost sixty years old, specially responsible for picking the grain, you should know that I have a few catties and taels, of course, you may have never seen me, I have no strengths, illiterate, please make the old man the master for me, the fertilizer and water will not flow to outsiders in the field......"

"Are there any more people in the competition?" The Yu family seemed to be a little shaken and wanted to marry Jin Lianxia to Lao Zhangtou.

"Madam, yes, there's an idiot here!" The greasy man named Hanako beside Wu Zhi suddenly yelled coldly and pointed at Wu Zhi.

Everyone's eyes looked at each other, staring at Wu Zhi's heart for a while.

In fact, it's actually because of the cold.

"Dare I ask who you are?" Bai Yulian asked for Yu.

"Madam, he's an idiot, in order to see that lewd woman dipping in the pig cage, he came here earlier than all of us, and ran here directly with bare eyes......" Hanako also replied for Wu Zhi.

Bandare-eyed ran here?

Everyone burst into laughter.

Yu swept Wu Zhi's appearance, and asked knowingly, "Who is your surname?" Do you want to refer to it as a lifter? ”

Wu Zhi trembled, seized the only opportunity to speak:

"Madam, I'm a flower child, called Wuzhi, I'm poorer than every one of them, I can only eat what other people have leftover, and when I sleep, I can only share the bed with insects, rats, snakes and ants, I don't have a car, I don't have a house, I have no money, no status, no local hukou, I am a typical three-no-person ......"

"Three no personnel? What does that mean? Yu asked curiously.

"Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching said, Tao gives birth to one, life to two, two to three, three to all things, three people refer to people who have nothing, they have nothing to love, but they are very afraid of death, they can only break the jar and break the ......"

Wu Zhi deliberately acted like crazy, running the train full of nonsense.

Yu Shi looked at Wu Zhi, turned around and said a few words to Bai Yulian.

After hearing this, Bai Yulian said loudly: "Madam said, Xu Laosan, Wang Er Mazi, Lao Zhangtou, and this martial artist, and finally have an extra round!" The rest of the people will automatically lose the vote! ”

"I'm so poor, I'm so poor that I can't even support the old dog that walks the streets with me!" Xu Laosandao.

"I'm poorer than you, I'm so poor that I can't even afford to drink tea at the market, I can only drink the water that washes the feet of the guests after they have been cleaned...... Wang Er Mazi said.

"I'm even poorer, I've worked in Zhang's Mansion all my life, and I haven't even saved enough money for two taels of redemption......," said Lao Zhangtou.

"You are not as poor as me, I am so poor that there is only this pair of pants left, no, even this pair of pants was kindly given to me by this big brother, if there is one more relative by my side, I can only swagger through the market every now and then...... "Wu Zhidao.

Hahaha, everyone laughed.

Xu Laosan was anxious when he saw it, and raised his left hand high: "I have a physical disability, I am a six-fingered, the fortune teller said, it is a rushing life, whoever follows me will have to endure hardships......"

Wang Er Mazi also fought hard, and straightened his waist desperately: "Needless to say, everyone can see that I am short, I am still a donkey, I am not as tall as the table, if a woman follows me, she has to treat me as a son......"

Lao Zhangtou was not reconciled, and was so anxious that he turned around: "My old man is old, and he can't help himself, if that slut follows me, I will have to return to the West in two years, and let her be a widow, and I can't tell ...... if I have suffering."

It's ruthless.

Wu Zhi felt a lot of pressure, sighed, and then covered his face with his trousers and the other and said sadly: "You all flash me to the side to play in the water, although I am in the prime of life, but my brother is not angry, but one or three inches of Dinggu bark, if the lewd woman follows me, it is no different from the widow......"

Ahh

Everyone in the room gasped. Even Yu cast a look of half approval and half pity.

Xu Laosan jumped to his feet: "I'm short-tempered, I beat people when I drink, if I start a threat, I have to smoke that lewd x woman crawling all over the ground......"

Wang Er Mazi stood on the dirt slope next to him: "Women are like clothes, if that slut marries me, she not only has to know the truth of three subordination and four virtues, but also once she enters the door, she has to live on her knees, and she can't exceed my shoulders like clothes, otherwise how can she stand out as a man......"

Lao Zhangtou also wanted to struggle again: "Madam, women are like dung, Pan Jinlian is the most suitable for me, I take her to pick up dung and sweep the thatched house every day, if she dares to be disobedient, I will, I will ...... Don't on her! ”

"Oops, it's disgusting......" There was a lot of discussion in the crowd of onlookers, and some women were scolding in their mouths, but they were snickering in their hearts.

Yu's face showed a look of disgust......