Just as Zhu Yousongning was calming down and dispelling distracting thoughts, a black shadow jumped out of the moon gate, and a young man about eleven or twelve years old fell into the courtyard on all fours. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This young man's chic appearance frightened Zhu Yousong, the young man lying on the ground was slightly fat, dressed in brocade, with cloud inlaid gold, very elegant. After a closer look, Zhu Yousong recognized that this person was his younger brother, Zhu Youqu, who was the third in line. This feeling is really amazing, it is clear that I have never seen him before, but I know him again, and there is a sense of closeness in my heart.

Zhu Youqu had a petite footprint printed on his buttocks, lying on the ground and grinning "ouch" for a long time without getting up. At this time, a young girl appeared in the moon gate. This girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, with crooked eyebrows, a beautiful nose, and walked in with red lips and embroidered shoes, but the person who came was the little county lord Zhu Huirao.

This Zhu Youqu has been naughty since he was a child, and Zhu Huirao, as an older sister, thinks that she has an unshirkable educational obligation to him, so every time the third child gets into trouble, it is her second sister who teaches him a lesson. There's no way, it's rare for the old Fu King to take care of things, in addition to asking for peace, it's also rare to see the princess a few times, where will there be any control? Therefore, she, the second sister of the palace, except for herself, the eldest brother of the world, other brothers and sisters cannot escape her "clutches".

At this time, Zhu Youqu finally got up, covered his ass and secretly glanced at Zhu Huirao, and complained to Zhu Yousong: "Big brother, second sister, she kicked me!" ”

Zhu Huirao raised her eyebrows, and snorted: "What's wrong with kicking you, that kick just now was for Xiao Jiao'er, and there is another kick that is ready to be kicked for me!" As he spoke, he moved lightly, and he had to raise his foot and kick again.

Zhu Youqu hurriedly hid behind Zhu Yousong, and said, "Fox Fake Tiger Might": "Big brother, look at it, look at it!" As the prince and county lord, he doesn't miss the affection of his sister and brother at all, and he poisons his younger brother, so it's strange that he can marry out in the future! ”

Zhu Huirao glared when she heard this, and her small chest gasped with anger: "Okay, you Zhu Youqu, see if I don't sew your mouth up today!" ”

"Big brother!" Zhu Youqu exclaimed in surprise and dodged back and forth around Zhu Yousong, but Zhu Huirao chased after him, but Zhu Yousong poked in place like wood and did not move.

Zhu Huirao was a few years older after all, and in the end she left another footprint on Zhu Youqu's buttocks. Zhu Yousong could see that Zhu Huirao's kick was not heavy, but Zhu Youqu was far away, and couldn't help but think of the slap that his fat father gave him in the morning, and he also fell in response and reacted violently. Is this a family lineage?

"Ah--the gentleman is quick to say and whip, you said that you only kick it!"

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!"

"The ancients did not deceive me, but women and—ah!"

"I'll tell you to say it again!"

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Zhu Yousong watched Zhu Huirao ride on Zhu Youqu and beat him indiscriminately, not caring about the county lord's demeanor at all, and said with a headache: "Rao, what did the third child do again?" ”

Zhu Huirao was probably tired, and finally kicked Zhu Youqu's ass with her little foot, and then walked in front of Zhu Yousong, spread out her tender white palm, and there was a tender yellow orange peel lying in the palm of her hand.

Zhu Huirao pouted, stretched out her green jade finger and pointed at Zhu Youqu, and complained to Zhu Yousong: "The third child used this thing to tease her sister, which made Xiao Jiao'er cry again, and the nurse couldn't coax her!" ”

Zhu Yousong took the orange peel in his hand and used this thing? Did you lie to Jiao'er to eat it?

At this time, Zhu Youqu also got up, rubbed his buttocks and begged Zhu Yousong: "Big brother, you take me out, let's go outside to hide, I heard that my father came out of the inner palace today, he wants to know about it, and it will be too late to punish me to go to the temple to kneel!" ”

This Zhu Youqu is a crow's mouth, it is too late to say it, and as soon as the words fell, another eunuch with no white beard and a slightly chubby figure walked out of the moon gate. This eunuch is wearing a brand-new eunuch suit, and there is no wrinkle on his body, but this demeanor is much better than Zhu Yousong, who is dressed indiscriminately, and Zhu Youqu, who is full of footprints on his buttocks.

The person who came was the father-in-law who claimed to be infected with the wind and cold in the morning, but Zhu Yousong didn't recognize him at that time, and I knew that this eunuch was one of the heads of the Chengfeng Division, named Wang Chengfeng. Wang Chengfeng is the eunuch of Zhengqipin, and Xu Renhe and the two are the two heads of the palace worship department, serving the father, managing the affairs of the palace, and having great power.

Zhu Youqu saw the person who came, and hurriedly said goodbye to Zhu Yousong: "Big brother, little brother still has urgent matters, let's leave!" Father-in-law, you must have something important to discuss when you come to my eldest brother, Xiao Wang is inconvenient to bother, you can discuss important matters when I leave! ”

The eunuch named Wang Chengfeng bowed down and saluted the three people present, and said to himself: "Shizi, the prince commanded that Shizi and Yingchong Wang Zongmiao repent and leave immediately. After saying that, he turned sideways, and saw that the posture seemed to make way for the two princes, but in fact it was urging them to leave immediately.

Zhu Youqu glanced at Zhu Yousong in surprise when he heard Wang Chengfeng's words, and felt a little bitter in his heart: "I don't know what the eldest brother has done, and he will be punished." God, the eldest brother is a mud bodhisattva who crosses the river and can't protect himself, and I still come to hug his thigh, isn't this self-defeating? ”

Zhu Huirao was also a little surprised, seeing Zhu Yousong's somewhat embarrassed face, she glanced at the two brothers slyly, and said crisply: "Since my brother still has something to do, then my sister will retire." ”

Zhu Yousong nodded awkwardly, the privileged class has not yet seen the drunken and extravagant life, but first has to see the family rules of the privileged class. Isn't that the end of the morning?

The Chinese are extremely worshipful of their ancestors, and when they encounter danger, the most they say is "the blessing of the ancestors", rather than asking for some gods and Buddhas. However, when encountering injustice, the most scolded is "God is blind", not "the ancestors are blind"...... In this era of ancestor worship and class worship, even ancestor worship must be uniform. Seven temples of the Son of Heaven, five temples of princes, and people are not allowed to set up temples. The temple of King Fu's Mansion is located on the left side of the door like the Son of Heaven, but the specifications have been lowered by one level.

Zhu Yousong took Zhu Youqu, who threw himself into the net, to the temple, looked at the names on the tablets, and hurriedly memorized the names of his ancestors, but Zhu Youqu sat on the futon dejectedly, sighed and shouted.

Zhu Yousong looked interesting, holding the orange peel that Zhu Huirao gave him before and asked, "Third child, why did you use this thing to tease Jiao'er?" It can't be tricked into eating her, right? ”

Zhu Huijiao has just turned four years old this year, not to mention that she looks pink and jade, her mouth is still sweet, and she is still young, she has not yet been contaminated with the habits of the superiors, and she is also very attached to her subordinates. However, this little county lord has a problem that is not a problem, he loves to eat snacks, he stuffs everything in his mouth, and he can see if he can eat it, whether it is delicious or not, so Zhu Yousong saw the orange peel in his hand, so he asked.

Zhu Youqu pouted and said, "She is young among our brothers and sisters, how could I trick her into eating this?" ”

Zhu Youqu sighed, took the orange peel from Zhu Yousong's hand, and beckoned to the little eunuch named Shi Shi who was actually the guard. The little eunuch walked over, and Zhu Yousong took a look, he was still an acquaintance, Zhao Huaide.

Zhao Huaide walked up to Zhu Youqu, Zhu Youqu put his hand under someone's nose and said, "Sniff this orange peel for this king." ”

Zhao Huaide didn't know why, he acted according to the order, and just put his nose to Zhu Youqu's hand, Zhu Youqu shook it weakly, and with a hard pinch of his two fingers, a mist shot out of the orange peel...... The mist of orange peel shot into Zhao Huaide's eyes, and the little eunuch screamed miserably, and he couldn't bother to wipe the tears in his eyes with his eyes closed, and fell to the ground on his knees.

"Poof", Zhu Yousong laughed out loud, seeing such a scene, he also remembered that he had teased his table like this when he was a child in his previous life...... It turns out that there are some tricks that haven't changed for hundreds of years.

Zhu Yousong laughed and said: "Okay, okay, get up, just go out and wash your eyes with water, it's not in the way." Zhao Huaide hurriedly retired when he heard this.

Zhu Yousong turned around and said to Zhu Youqu Zhengse: "Jiao'er is still young, don't tease her in the future, her eyes are immature, if she leaves any hidden dangers, she will regret it." Then he continued: "There are also palace people and guards in the house, don't tease too much." ”

Zhu Youqu pursed his lips and said: "Those palace people are boring and tight, I shoot them in the eyes with orange peel, and they are all scared like Zhao Huaide just now, how can it be fun to play with the second sister?" ”

Hearing this, Zhu Yousong was a little crying and laughing, you are a prince who wants the palace people to chase you and fight like your second sister, and people don't want to die? No wonder this kid has been naughty since he was a child, it turned out that he was suffocating...... I remember when I was a child, my friends climbed trees in groups to dig birds' nests, went down to the river to touch loaches, and made a fire to roast sweet potatoes...... Zhu Yousong suddenly felt a little sympathetic to these ancient nobles.

Zhu Youqu pulled the orange peel boredly and asked, "Big brother, why were you punished again?" ”

Zhu Yousong was stunned when he heard this, and he still had some doubts in his heart at first, in the morning, his father beat and scolded, and he also gave a Chinese studies class, why did he still hold on to it? Now I have a little speculation in my heart, maybe Jiao'er has caused trouble in the ears of his father, and when Lao Fu Wang punished the third child, he took his example as a brother and sister by the way......

Isn't that a calamity?

Zhu Youqu saw that his eldest brother didn't speak, and knew that he had something unspeakable, so he hung his head and drew circles on the ground, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know when I can go out, I discussed with Xiaobai that I want to see her today." ”

"Who is Xiaobai?"

Hearing Zhu Yousong ask, Zhu Youqu became interested: "Xiaobai is the singer of Yingxiao Building, didn't I tell you?" At that time, when she was combing, I took out the piece of warm jade that I carried with me to wrap my head. Tsk, it tastes different—"

Zhu Yousong thought about it for a while and couldn't help but have black lines on his head, and remembered, he remembered that he took the third child to visit the Qinglou that time......

Who knew that this Zhu Youqu talked endlessly about women, and he closed his eyes and shook his head and commented there: "That's really a buttocks like a full moon, wrists like snow, two jade peaks, and two points of red...... Tsk, it's rare in the world, big brother, next time ......"

Zhu Yousong looked at an eleven or twelve-year-old boy, sitting on a futon and judging women's tastes, although he had the memory of his predecessor, but his modern soul still couldn't accept it: "Could it be that the ancients were so precocious?" No wonder some people say that the ancients thought premarital sex was immoral, so they got married at the age of twelve or thirteen......"