A woman goes to the toilet.

A drunk man strayed in, smelled his drowning, and hurriedly said: "Don't pour, don't drink it." ”

Women are afraid, endure it, and can't help it.

The drunkard scolded: "Duh! What's new! ”

======

Original:

A woman urinated in the toilet, a drunk entered by mistake after drinking, heard the sound of urine, and hurriedly said: Don't come, I really don't drink! The woman was frightened, she didn't dare to pee anymore, she couldn't hold back her fart, and the drunkard said: Fuck! How did I get another bottle!