460. The Art of War
The so-called mantra must be effective. If www.biquge.info doesn't work, then it's just a joke.
Of course, Zhang Qingfeng didn't say anything about the mantra of the Eight Classics, he said: "My mantra is also simple, and whether you can practice it depends on everyone's qualifications." ”
The acting princess looked respectful and solemn, and Xu Xiaole and Gu Qingluo did not speak.
Zhang Qingfeng said: "As long as you keep two sentences in mind, there is nothing unpleasant." One is 'it's about your', and the other is 'it's about me'. I often use this as a self-warning, how can I still have that little 'me'? Naturally, he didn't come up with this high theory himself, but also listened to a high Taoist said, and after listening to it, he only felt that he was empowered, and a clear stream flowed all over the limbs and hundreds of bones, so it was regarded as a treasure. In the past, it was shown in front of all the princes, and there was no disadvantage, so today it was taken out to suppress Xu Xiaole.
It's just that Zhang Qingfeng really doesn't know Xu Xiaole's temperament.
Xu Xiaole is not a doctor who can only see a doctor and prescribe prescriptions!
Xu Xiaole's eyes rolled and said with a smile: "Dao Chief, it's too biased to cover all kinds of things in the world in two sentences." ”
The corners of Zhang Qingfeng's eyes twitched, and his tone unconsciously became frivolous: "Can you find an exception?" ”
Xu Xiaole smiled and said, "I'm your father." ”
Zhang Qingfeng's chest suddenly felt stuffy, and he almost blurted out to scold him: Dog's dare to take advantage of Lao Tzu! When the words came to his lips, he suddenly realized that this was Xu Xiaole's trap. If he is out of shape, he will undoubtedly make the princess look down on her, and the image of a master created in the past will inevitably collapse, and the princess will no longer be trusted.
He closed his eyes and stared, swallowed this breath, and said, "It's my business." ”
Only then did the princess recover from the shock, and she was furious, and was about to pull out the stake for "Master Zhang", when a jade hand fell on her arm.
It was Gu Qingluo.
Gu Qingluo smiled and said, "Niangniang, the two teachers are playing a sharp game, and what they said is not the truth. ”
Princess Dai's face suddenly turned red: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because of my lack of cultivation." She laughed at herself again: "I was about to say: Mr. Xu is not easy to be Master Zhang's father at this age." ”
Gu Qingluo smiled, and was actually a little frightened by Xu Xiaole's presumptuous boldness in her heart.
Xu Xiaole waited for Zhang Qingfeng to say, "It's my business", and continued to walk up the steps given by Gu Qingluo: "How is it none of your business?" Since you are my species, then you can marry your sister for fornication. ”
The first time the acting princess saw someone talking serious nonsense, seeing that Xu Xiaole was so eloquent, she thought that Xu Xiaole had some magical powers, and she was entangled in her heart: Zhang Shi wouldn't really have such a thing, right? Definitely not! They're playing tricks, and what they're saying is all fake! Is there really nothing? Absolutely not!
She is a bystander, but she is more entangled than Zhang Qingfeng.
Zhang Qingfeng had already gotten out of anger, raised his chin, replaced anger with a smile, and said, "It's your business!" He had never felt that these four words made him so happy! Of course, if it weren't for the scruples of face, adding a big slap in the face when saying these four words, it would definitely feel better!
Xu Xiaole continued to laugh and said: "It's really about me, because the child in Ling Mei's belly is also mine." ”
Zhang Qingfeng felt that his chest was extremely depressed, and he worked hard to suppress his face, not to make the muscles on his face beat.
Xu Xiaole smiled and said for him: "The Taoist chief must be going to say, 'It's my'!" It seems that even if his wife gives birth to another family's species, the Taoist chief will not mind. Under admiration, admiration! ”
Zhang Qingfeng thought that Xu Xiaole had run out of words by this point, so he finally smoothed out the breath he was holding back, and said: "Huangliang is a dream, life is like a play, don't say it's just a metaphor made by Zen language, even if it's true?" Everything in the world is nothing but dreams, nothing more than bubbles. Scold. ”
Xu Xiaole arched his hand at Zhang Qingfeng: "The Taoist is really a master, and this little trick really can't match the great wisdom of the Taoist chief." ”
Zhang Qingfeng knew that he had won a game, and the previous unhappiness had finally subsided a lot, and he secretly said in his heart: You took advantage of this pretext to play, and sooner or later you will have to pay me back with interest! He said: "Haha, it's hard to argue with wit, that's what it is. If a fellow Taoist friend doesn't feel pain and itches to say a few words, how can he help me to test my Dao heart cultivation? ”
Seeing the two seniors shaking hands and making peace, the acting princess finally relaxed, and said with a smile: "I only said that my cultivation is already good, but seeing that the two gentlemen's Dao hearts are firm and not moved by foreign objects, I still pinch a cold sweat." ”
Gu Qingluo smiled and said nothing.
Xu Xiaole and Yan Yuese turned to the acting princess and said with a smile: "Niangniang, I am waiting for the mountain people, even the sharp edge is very rude, don't mind." ”
The princess said leisurely: "When the people asked Zhuangzi, Zhuangzi said that he was drowning in, isn't it vulgar? But it's a wise saying! ”
Xu Xiaole said: "But what I fought just now may not be all sharp. ”
Everyone was stunned.
Xu Xiaole said: "This Master Zhang is messing with flowers and grass outside, which has enlarged the belly of other people's yellow flower girls. The girl couldn't hide it, and she couldn't find him, so she swallowed scissors and committed suicide, but fortunately I rescued her. I was summoned by the prince, I asked her to come with her, just outside the house, if the mother doesn't believe it, you can ask her to come in and confront her! ”
These words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the princess seemed to have turned into a stone statue, and it took a long time to react, clapping her hands and reprimanding: "Nonsense! Zhang Shi is that kind of person! ”
Xu Xiaole turned to Zhang Qingfeng with a cruel smile: "Do you dare to swear to the ancestor that you didn't do such a thing!" ”
Zhang Qingfeng glared at Xu Xiaole angrily and turned to the acting princess: "Niangniang, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it." Zhang is out of the crowd, and it is natural to provoke slander. The poor road has a clear conscience, and only the mother is in charge. ”
The acting princess was about to send Xu Xiaole down, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of Gu Qingluo on the side, and turned to Gu Qingluo to ask for an idea.
Gu Qingluo bowed slightly to the princess and said calmly: "Master Zhang, compared to Mr. Xu, we have known you for a longer time. Based on our perception of Master Zhang, we don't believe that there is such a thing. ”
The princess nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Qingfeng's face looked better.
Gu Qingluo said again: "Master Zhang, as long as you dare to swear to the ancestor, we will believe it." Otherwise...... Always call the girl in and confront her face to face, so that Mr. Xu can be convinced. ”
Zhang Qingfeng glanced at Xu Xiaole, and when he saw that Xu Xiaole was not squinting, he said: "This is mostly someone who blames the poor Dao, I'm afraid even Mr. Xu has been kept in the dark." Instead of calling someone in to stir up the water, it is better for Zhang to swear: The ancestors of the past dynasties are on top, and if Zhang Qingfeng, the younger generation, has a little ......"
"Hahaha!" Xu Xiaole suddenly raised his head and smiled, interrupting Zhang Qingfeng's oath: "You really swear to the ancestor? ”
Zhang Qingfeng was stunned.
Xu Xiaole smiled and said, "I thought you were going to say: It's my business." ”
Zhang Qingfeng's face darkened.