Chapter 56: Silicone
"Brother Feng, you are a hooligan, where do you see people?" Han Xue saw Ling Feng's eyes staring at his chest without blinking, and her little face flushed slightly: "I mean I have fresh milk that I just bought at the hypermarket." ”
"You little girl, why are your thoughts so dirty, I saw a little bug on your clothes, and I was thinking about whether to help you get rid of it, you see where you want to go." Ling Feng was serious.
"Bugs?" Han Xue looked down suspiciously, and sure enough, on the clothes on her chest, a small black insect was lying on it.
"Ahh
With an exclamation, Han Xue jumped up like crazy.
This scared Ling Feng, just a little bug, as for it?
"Help me get the bugs down."
Han Xue shouted as she jumped, and the scream was about to tear off the roof.
"Xiaoxue, don't move, I'll help you catch the bugs."
When Ling Feng heard Han Xue let himself get the worms down, a gleam flashed in his eyes.
Ling Feng's right hand formed a claw-like shape and grabbed directly towards Han Xue's chest.
The reason why he caught the insects instead of pinching them down, I am afraid that only Ling Feng himself knew the Tao of the Dao.
"Xiaoxue, what are you doing all the noise?"
Su Meng had just changed his clothes in the room, and heard Han Xue in the living room yelling, so he opened the door and said with a hint of anger on his face.
But as soon as Su Meng's words came out, when he opened the door, he saw Ling Feng's hand on Han Xue's chest, and Ling Feng's face still had a hint of lewdness.
"Pervert...... Rogue ......"
Su Meng was combing his hair with a comb in his hand, and when he saw this scene, he immediately cursed angrily, threw the comb in his hand towards Ling Feng, and then went back to the room, and Peng closed the door of the room with a bang.
Ling Feng was stunned.
Han Xue was also stunned.
At this time, Ling Feng's hand was still pressed tightly on Han Xue's chest.
For a while, the entire living room became eerily silent, and Han Xue stopped shouting.
Two people at this time you look at me, I look at you, big eyes staring.
"Brother Feng, did you catch the bug?" Han Xue broke the silence and asked in a low voice.
"Oh, got it." Ling Feng hurriedly let go of his hand, the little black bug had already been slapped to death by Ling Feng at this time.
"Do you want to explain to Sister Su Meng?"
"Cut, explain what? I'm a dignified man, walking right, walking straight, no need to explain! Ling Feng straightened his chest.
However, although Ling Feng said this, his legs walked towards the door of Su Meng's room.
"Ahem!" Ling Feng walked to Su Meng's door and coughed lightly, cleared his throat and said, "What you see with your eyes may not be real, besides, although Han Xue's chest is not small, her hand feels far worse than yours." ”
Su Meng in the room didn't reply, and the sound of a sharp pair of scissors piercing the door followed, and the scissor heads broke out of the door.
Ling Feng, who was frightened this time, hurriedly left the position of the door, and was very afraid in his heart, if this woman went crazy, it would be as terrible as a nuclear explosion, this was still Su Meng's arm strength was not enough, otherwise the scissors would probably break out of the door and directly pierce his body.
Although Ling Feng felt afraid, he didn't say idlely: "Boss, what I said is true, although you and Han Xue's breasts are about the same, it is obvious that your hand feels better, and Han Xue's is like silicone." ”
Bang, Ling Feng felt that all the objects in the room that could be thrown were smashed towards the door.
It is said that women are tigers, it seems that it is too right, Ling Feng muttered, and did not provoke Su Meng again, he was really afraid that Su Meng would rush out and fight with him.
Just when Ling Feng was thinking about staying away from Su Meng's room, he suddenly felt a dangerous aura coming, and his intuition caused Ling Feng to turn sideways in a hurry, and then slammed his fist behind him.
However, Ling Feng's fist stopped as soon as he made a move, because he saw Han Xue holding a pillow behind him, his eyes burning with anger, and he smashed towards him.
"Xiaoxue, are you crazy?" Ling Feng snatched the pillow from Han Xue's hand and asked.
"You're crazy, I'm all natural, I don't have any silicone, you actually say that mine is like silicone."
Han Xue straightened her chest and looked at Ling Feng angrily.
Only then did Ling Feng know why this little girl attacked her, it turned out to be for this.
"Hehe...... Xiaoxue, I was just joking just now, but I haven't touched you carefully, how do you know if it's pure natural." Ling Feng grinned.
"Then you touch it carefully to see if it's silicone."
Han Xue said and took two steps towards Ling Feng, then straightened her chest with a righteous and awe-inspiring look.
No way?
Did this little girl take the wrong medicine?
Is there a treacherous scheme?
Ling Feng saw Han Xue taking the initiative like this, but he didn't dare to make a move.
"Forget it, let your sister Su Meng see it, I'm afraid I'll really die." Ling Feng finally gave up his plan to touch it, he was afraid that Su Mengzai would suddenly appear from the room.
"Don't say mine silicone." Han Xue glanced at Ling Feng defiantly, then turned around and sat on the sofa.
Looking at Han Xue's eyes, Ling Feng believed that this little girl was not stupid, she must have done it on purpose.
Deliberately seducing me?
Did you fall in love with my handsome appearance?
At this moment, Su Meng's door opened, and the frightened Ling Feng jumped to the side, seeing that although Su Meng still had a little anger on his face, it was obviously eased a lot.
Su Meng looked Ling Feng up and down after leaving the room, not to mention, Ling Feng really had the taste of a successful man when he put on a suit, if he was paired with a watch and leather shoes, he was simply handsome.
Looking at Ling Feng's handsome appearance, Su Meng turned out to be a bit of a nymphomaniac, and could only say that Ling Feng looked too attractive to women.
Looking at the change in Su Meng's eyes, Ling Feng was a little confused, what happened to this woman? It's so fickle.
"Sister Su Meng is a nymphomaniac, and she was stunned to see Brother Feng so handsome."
Han Xue noticed the change in Su Meng's eyes, and as a woman, she understood Su Meng's heart.
"He's as handsome as he is, even if he wears a dragon robe, he looks like a beggar."
Su Meng also felt that he was a little out of shape, so he withdrew his gaze and said against his will.
"Is there such a handsome beggar in the world? Then I'd rather marry a beggar. Han Xue glanced at Ling Feng and said.
"Then you will marry a beggar!" Su Meng said and walked directly outside.
"Xiaoxue, you really have a vision." Ling Feng gave Han Xue a thumbs up, and then chased after Su Meng: "Boss, where are you going?" I'll take you. ”
"Don't follow me, stay at home, I'll be back in a moment." Su Meng glanced back at Ling Feng and said.
Ling Feng could only stop and walked back.