Chapter 522: Lying on the salary and tasting the chicken
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Having said that, this Zhao Kai and Li Qi are also enough to carry them. In fact, before the Song army defeated Yanjing for the second time, the whole Jin State still felt that the Song Dynasty was a big country in the south, and many people admired the culture of the Song Dynasty very much, including the Wanyan Agu Fight, so their monarchs and ministers treated the envoys of the Song State with courtesy, and Zhao Liangji had never received such bad treatment before.
However, since the Song army was defeated by the Liao army twice, the Jin people have seen the true face of this great country, it turns out that this big country is so vulnerable, it is a paper tiger at all, and the attitude towards the Song people has naturally changed subtly.
Later, Tong Guan sent an envoy to ask the Jin people for help, which made the Jin people look down on the Song State even more, and there were only one or two cities left in the Liao State, and you couldn't beat them, how can you tell me to look down on you.
In the last negotiation, Jin Ren originally thought that he was nine out of ten, but he didn't expect to run into Li Qi, a stunned young man, who not only destroyed their good deeds, but also reversed black and white and put all the responsibility on them, which made Jin popular like thunder.
When the Wanyan brothers heard that Li Qi was also coming, they couldn't wait to meet Li Qi, and casually gave Li Qi a dismount, because in their eyes, the Song people were really with the girls, and they immediately softened after a little intimidation, but they thought that Li Qi was the person who the entire Song Dynasty court didn't care about this negotiation the most, and the hard tone made Wanyan Zongwang feel incredible. The toughest Song people they had ever had before were Zhao Liangsi, who grew up in the Liao Kingdom, but Zhao Liangsi was not of the same level at all compared to Li Qi. After the two of them came out of the post house, they were both wondering if Li Qi was sick in the brain, and even the Liao army couldn't win, and even dared to declare war on them.
However, Richie is not in a bad brain, but tired. When he returned to his room, he lay down on his bed and sulked for a while, and then fell into a deep sleep.
In fact, he has seen this kind of scene in the history books a long time ago, and he refuses to admit defeat in his mouth, but in fact, he is very qingchu in his heart, and this is the reality. Today's Song Jun is still a group of women compared to Jin Jun, or worse than women, he can't change shime when he's angry, and he's not the kind of person who drills the horns of the bull, and after being angry for a while, he began to think about how to change the status quo. But Da Song's internal and external troubles made him feel powerless, and he fell asleep after thinking about it.
Not how long did it take, he opened his eyes in a daze, to be precise, he was woken up by hunger, touched his gurgling belly, looked up at the window, saw that the sky was dark, and scolded: "Damn! Lao Tzu slept for so long. On dog days, méiyou alone called me to dinner. It can't be a shime incident, right? ”
He washed up briefly, then went outside, and saw that he couldn't even see a single figure, and thought to himself. This should be the taste of sending people under the fence, you don't ask me to eat, Lao Tzu ziji won't do it, really. Lao Tzu is the king of golden knife kitchens.
He gave full play to Ah Jingshén, came to the kitchen alone, and suddenly faintly saw two "corpses" lying on the left and right at the kitchen door. Frightened, he retreated backwards and shouted, "Who dares to trespass on my Great Song Post House?" ”
"Vice Marshal, you're finally out."
"Bu Shuai."
Maqiao? Yue Fei? Li Qi fixed his eyes and saw Ma Qiao and Yue Fei holding a jar of wine, looking at Ziji with excitement on their faces, and wondered: "Two, although our room is compact, you don't have to sleep in the kitchen, right?" ”
Ma Qiao came to him and said, "Deputy Marshal, are you okay?" ”
"I'm bad."
Yue Fei said again: "Bu Shuai, is your anger still gone?" ”
Li Qi snorted and said, "Shime angry, I'm hungry, I said that you two are really unrighteous, and you don't even call me dinner, I'm really sad." ”
Ma Qiao was surprised and said, "We saw you leave angrily in the afternoon, so we didn't dare to call you, but we don't want to be angry, and Brother Yue and I are also having dinner now." ”
"Really?"
The two of them nodded sharply.
"Then I have a balance in my heart." Li Qi nodded, and said, "But I'm really just asleep." Ma Qiao, you remember, next time unless I have ordered, or I am with my woman, otherwise, you must remember to call me to eat, the meal is not on time, it is very Rongyi has stomach problems. Alas, it would be nice if Aunt Chen was here. ”
Ma Qiao nodded subconsciously.
"I really don't know how you are a personal bodyguard, I guess I starved to death in the room, and you won't be able to zhidào."
Richie sighed, shook his head, and went into the kitchen.
Ma Qiao couldn't help but glance at Yue Fei, and whispered, "Did you say that the deputy marshal was too stimulated here." As he spoke, he pointed to Ziji's head.
Yue Fei shook his head blankly.
"You've got a problem with your brain."
At some point, Li Qi suddenly turned back and looked at Ma Qiao with half-squinted eyes.
Ma Qiao was so frightened that he was drenched in a cold sweat.
"Remember, don't speak ill of me behind my back, my ears are very sharp." Li Qi snorted, went to the kitchen again, and as soon as he entered, he heard a gurgling sound coming from inside, and when he looked around, he saw that there was a live big rooster inside, and he smiled, and said, "Chicken, I'm really sorry." ”
As soon as Yue Fei and Ma Qiao walked in, they heard Li Qi ask, "Do you two eat chicken butts?" ”
They both shook their heads at the same time.
"It's tasteless."
Having said that, after the hair was cleaned up, he cleanly chopped off the chicken butt with a knife and threw it into the bamboo basket, although the cook could not be picky, but it was precisely because he tasted this chicken butt that zhidàoziji did not fall in love with this taste in his life, so he resolutely chose to abandon it.
Ma Qiao was curious: "Vice Marshal, are you going to make shime dishes?" ”
"Roast chicken."
Half an hour later.
In the front yard, Li Qi, Yue Fei, and Ma Qiao sat down around a small stone table in the courtyard in the moonlight, and saw a large bowl the size of a basin on the stone table, which was filled with a bowl of red oil and shiny chicken, as well as large pieces of ginger, garlic, chives and other ingredients, and bursts of heat were accompanied by a spicy fragrance.
"Vice marshal, your roast chicken is really delicious, this chicken is tender and refreshing, and the appetite for food is great." Ma Qiao's spicy face was flushed, and he poured a sip of wine. Tut-tut.
"Hmm."
Yue Fei estimated that he was really hungry, he had a lot of food, so he directly filled a bowl full of rice with a big bowl, and ate it in a big gulp, even talking skills.
Li Qi smiled: "In fact, the reason why this roast chicken is so delicious is all due to the can of good bean paste in the kitchen, it is really a delicious taste accumulated over the years, the flavor is quite simple, it is really tailor-made for me, if you add yidiǎn dried chili pepper, it will be even more perfect." It's a pity that there are only peppercorns here. ”
Ma Qiao was curious: "What is a chili pepper?" ”
"You don't know if you say it."
Li Qi waved his hand, his eyes constantly searching the bowl, as if looking for Shime.
Yue Fei said vaguely: "Bu Shuai, are you looking for shime?" ”
"Chicken intestines, every time I make roast chicken, I love to eat this chicken intestine the most."
"Huh?"
Yue Fei looked at Li Qi apologetically, scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, I just ate that chicken intestine." ”
Day. was taken by someone again, and in the later life, my father-in-law robbed me. Here is Yue Fei to rob me again, who am I provoking to provoke someone. Li Qi was stunned for a moment, squeezed out a smile and said, "It seems that you know how to eat." But the shihou of eating, don't scratch your head as much as you can. This year can be méiyou fluttering. ”
Rejoice? Although Yue Fei was puzzled, he still sighed a few times.
Suddenly, there was a soft cough from behind, and the three of them looked back. I saw Zhao Kai standing behind, looking at the three of them with hazy eyes, and it seemed that he had just woken up. But seeing that his face was gloomy, where was there still such a high-spirited and defeated rooster as before.
"Your Highness."
"Yue Fei (Ma Qiao) See Your Highness."
Zhao Kai, who called "Your Highness", had a blue and white face on his face, nodded slightly, walked over, glanced at Li Qi, and whispered, "I'm sorry." ”
Li Qi said: "Why did Your Highness say this? ”
Zhao Kai sighed: "You zhidào, I mean shime." ”
Li Qi shook his head and said, "Your Highness, if you want to say I'm sorry, I should say it, my tone this afternoon is definitely not what a courtier should be." ”
Ma Qiao, a person who didn't know how to be humble, stood up and said with a grin: "Your Highness, Deputy Marshal, this matter was provoked by those hateful Jin people, and they have no one in their eyes, which is really unreasonable." ”
Zhao Kai waved his hand and said gloomily: "I just thought about it in the house all night, and I felt that their words were not méiyou, hundreds of thousands of troops, they were wiped out by thousands of lost dogs, even if it was really hundreds of thousands of women, they would not be like this." ”
As soon as these words came out, Ma Qiao and Yue Fei both lowered their heads, which was indeed embarrassing enough to say.
Li Qi smiled and said: "Your Highness, it is undeniable that what they said is indeed the truth, but we can only do it in our hearts, we must not admit it on our lips, we are negotiating, not fighting, I believe that in the formal negotiation of shihou, there are even more ugly words, and the other party also wants to use this to destroy our psychological defense, so you have to be mentally prepared." ”
Zhao Kai shook his head and said, "Aren't you deceiving yourself?" ”
Li Qi said: "Of course not, I said that we can do it in our hearts, but we must not be soft at this moment, if that is the case, then it is méiyoushime to talk about." ”
Zhao Kai sighed: "But this is the case, Yan Yun is now in their hands, how can we bargain with them." ”
Ma Qiao shook his head and said: "Your Highness, Ma Qiao doesn't dare to agree with what you said, I think what the deputy marshal said this afternoon is quite right, if you want to fight, you will fight, I am afraid that he will do something, it is a big deal to send troops to take it back, what a big bird matter." ”
Yue Fei also nodded in agreement.
This guy still dares to say shime. Li Qi said angrily: "Ma Qiao, what are you talking nonsense here?" Do you know how to fight? Do you think fighting a war is a game? ”
Ma Qiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Deputy Marshal, isn't this what you said?" ”
"I'm just talking, let's be honest with you, in fact, as long as there is even half a point of kěnéng nature, I won't say that the Jin Congress will start a war against my Great Song because of my words, because if that's the case, I won't be enough to die even if I have a hundred lives. To put it mildly, I'm just paying lip service. Li Qi smiled bitterly.
When Zhao Kai heard this, he became even more depressed, and said, "Then how can we talk about it?" ”
Li Qi said: "Be reasonable." Isn't my Great Song Dynasty a country of gentlemen, we disdain to do such rough work as using force, we have to convince people with reason. ”
Zhao Kai said angrily: "You still talk about the truth of a bird, do you think the Jin people will listen to your reasoning." If you want me to say, it's better to have a good fight, and you're right. We just exchange a hundred for one, and they can't beat us. ”
Li Qi smiled and said, "Your Highness, are you so excited to do shime?" Hasn't our Great Song Dynasty always been this kind of strategy, whether you win or lose, you love to convince people with virtue, and by the way, you also give others yidiǎn small money, ruguo I méiyou remember wrong, back then, the alliance of Tanyuan, hǎoxiàng, we are still a victorious country, I thought you should yijing get used to it. ”
Zhao Kai frowned and glanced at Li Qi. Stared at him and said, "Richie, what do you mean?" Do you think I am a fool, do you know that with your words, I can punish you. ”
Li Qi spread his hands and said: "Your Highness, you are here to use it against me, if you want to kill me, it is a matter of one sentence, it is too simple, if you have the ability, you will go to the Wanyan Sect to look at the murderer." That's the real hero. ”
"You."
Zhao Kai pointed at Li Qi, trembling all over, and after a moment, he picked up the jar of wine that Ma Qiao put on the table and smashed it to the ground. snapped and roared angrily: "Wanyan Zongwang, you are really too deceitful, this king and you are incompatible." ”
My wine. You don't smash Brother Yue for shime. Maqiao had angina pectoris, and it was simply painful.
Li Qi glanced at Zhao Kai thoughtfully, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. said: "Okay, Your Highness, it won't help to be angry now, it will only hurt your body, presumably you should still méiyou eat, it just so happened that I made a roast chicken, let's fill our stomachs first." ”
Zhao Kai snorted: "Everyone has bullied us, you still have the appetite to eat." ”
"Then what do you say you should do?"
"Me." Zhao Kai shook his head and said, "No." ”
"That's not it." Li Qi smiled and said: "Your Royal Highness, back then, King Goujian of Yue was beaten by Wu Wangfu and almost lost the country, can others still eat and sleep, a few years later, he directly destroyed the Wu Kingdom, which shows how important it is to eat, drink, and sleep." ”
Zhao Kai raised his long eyebrows and looked at Li Qi and said, "There is still this matter?" Why don't I zhidào? ”
Li Qi nodded and said: "Of course, have you ever heard of it, lying on the salary and tasting the gall, lying is sleeping, tasting is eating, isn't it shime to be able to eat and sleep?" That Yue Wang Goujian nénggou lying down to taste the gall, then we can also lie down and taste the chicken. ”
Ma Qiao was stunned and said in confusion: "Deputy marshal, is this what you mean by lying on your salary and tasting your guts?" ”
"Not much worse."
Li Qi said perfunctorily, invited Zhao Kai to sit down, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, as long as you don't forget the humiliation we have suffered today." ”
Zhao Kai's eyes were bloodshot, gritted his teeth and said: "Don't worry, this humiliation of my Zhao Kai will never forget it for the rest of my life, if I don't take revenge, I Zhao Kai swear not to be a person." Yes, that Yue Wang Gou practiced nénggou lying down and tasted the gall, and I Zhao Kai can do the same. ”
"Your Highness, it's good that you can think like this, let's try my roast chicken."
Zhao Kai rubbed his nose and suddenly felt hungry in his belly, then he remembered that he had only eaten one breakfast today, swallowed his saliva, picked up a piece of chicken wing meat and put it in his mouth, raised his eyebrows, and nodded: "Your chicken is really good, although it is spicy, but it does not lose the tenderness of the chicken, and the fragrance is rich, it is really refreshing and appetizing." ”
Li Qi smiled and said: "Your Highness is really a person who can eat, and the beauty of my roast chicken is that I have crossed the spicy threshold and looked for the freshness of the chicken." ”
"Chickens are good chickens." Zhao Kai nodded, and suddenly stretched out his hands to grab both sides of the big bowl.
Li Qi was surprised: "Your Highness, you don't want to swallow it alone, you can't eat such a big bowl alone." ”
Zhao Kai snorted and said, "Who said I was going to eat it, although this chicken is delicious, it is like poison to me at this time." ”
Li Qi seemed to anticipate shime, and said in horror: "Then you want to be shime?" ”
"Me." Zhao Kai said a word, and suddenly picked up the big bowl and slammed it into the ground.
"Don't."
"Bang."
Li Qi was about to cry, stared blankly at the fragrant chicken, and choked up: "My roast chicken, my five internal organs temple." ”
Zhao Kai gasped and said: "I want to take this opportunity to warn Ziji that if I don't take back this Yanyun, I, Zhao Kai, will be qualified to taste such delicacies." ”
Yue Fei got up and hugged his fists and said, "Your Highness, Yue Fei will definitely support you." ”
"Hmm."
Lunatic. These Nima are all crazy people. Li Qi's eyes were full of tears, and he said: "Even so, you can give me food, I'm hungry, aren't you a waste." ”
Zhao Kai patted Li Qi on the shoulder and said, "Li Qi, I believe you will definitely support me." ”
Li Qi took a deep breath and said, "I definitely support you on Jingshén, but the problem is, we always have to eat." ”
Zhao Kai said towards Ma Qiao: "Ma Qiao, you go get some steamed buns." ”
"Oh. Uh, would you like to get some more drinks? ”
"Steamed buns? omg。 (To be continued......)