"Ah, it's so cool......" Wen Lao Avenue.

"Ah, it's so choking......," Xiao Tang said.

"It's broken, it's broken, something's coming out of their nostrils......" shouted the onlookers.

"Oh, why are their noses smoking?"

"Hiccup—" Boss Wen couldn't control himself.

"Haha, Boss, you have a burp......" Don Jr. sneered mercilessly at him, and then, immediately: "Hiccup—"

"Hahaha......" Donald and the four brothers all laughed like demons.

The behavior of the four frightened the melon-eating crowd next to them.

"Oh no, no, what's wrong with them?"

"Could it be poisoning?"

"Poisoned? What poison? ”

"I heard that there is a kind of poison, called Crazy Laughter Three-Step Fall ......"

"Laughing and falling in three steps? Oh, I've heard that at first it was a sudden laugh like theirs, and then, if you walked more than three steps together, you would suddenly fall and die......

"Won't it?"

"Why not? You forgot, Wuda just said that there are monsters in this water......"

"In that case, let's quickly persuade them not to eat and drink anymore, they will die......"

Wu Zhile was happy, and said with a smile: "Everyone, you can be careful, it's best to stay away from them, there is a monster named Happy in my water, wait for them to eat and drink enough, as soon as they are happy, they will go crazy and beat people, you better stand aside, don't get annoyed by him......"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way......"

As soon as everyone heard Wu Zhi's words, the team that had originally gathered together immediately dispersed and returned to their seats. But they all tilted their heads and continued to watch Boss Wen and the other four eat and drink.

Soon.

The bowl in front of the four of them was empty, and there was not a drop of Coke left in the bottle.

"Is it delicious?" Wu Zhi asked.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious...... the four of them were full of praise, one by two, and there was a mouthful of sesame paste on their mouths.

"Is it good?"

"It's delicious, it's just energetic, it's very rushing, but it's really sweet......"

"Would you like another one?"

"Think, think......"

Boss Wen nodded, and at the same time, they nodded and replied with a few people who had just ordered hot dry noodles and only ate half of them but gave them up, and at this time they also regretted that their intestines were green, thinking about how good it would be to be able to make a bowl again......

However, Wu Zhi's answer made them die: "If you want to eat, no problem, wait for the latest meal, noon!" ”

"Hey—"

Everyone was deflated. Especially the excited young man who just shouted that he didn't want to give him money for nothing, and he didn't bother to eat, his expression became gloomy, and he quietly wiped his saliva.

Wu Zhi teased them, turned around and chanted the classic:

"Once, there was a bowl of delicious and inexpensive hot dry noodles in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the greatest pain in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give me a chance to do it again, I would like to say three words to that bowl of hot dry noodles with a heavy taste:

Boss, add more tahini! ”

When everyone heard this, they shouted: "Wuda, you are mistaken, this is not three words......"

Wu Zhidao: "It's not three words, how many words are that?" ”

"It's six words!" There is humanity.

"No, it's eight words!" And a finger count.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, it's important, it's the three words 'tahini'!"

"Wuda, you said that hot dry noodles are so delicious, but why did we eat them just now, but they taste the same as chewing wax......

"You are particular about eating hot dry noodles, you didn't do what I said just now......"

"Then please tell me more, we will listen carefully, and we will listen carefully......"

"Hmm. All the essence, condensed into one word, that is stirring. As I said, as soon as you get the noodles, you have to start acting immediately, using chopsticks to turn the noodles upside down, so that the sesame paste poured on the noodles and the base in the bowl have an intimate contact, so that they can be entangled and intertwined with each noodle, so that the hot dry noodles can be chewy and delicious. ”

"Is that so?"

"Of course. In our place, there is a better word instead, which is called, mixing. ”

"Mix?"

"That's right. When the noodles are mixed, they are more delicious. If the noodles are not mixed well, the taste will naturally decrease. ”

"Okay, I understand, I understand, we will naturally listen to you in the future, and mix noodles seriously......"

"Understand, just stand away. Boss Wen, take your flat shoulder, Xiao Tang, clench your fists, go, hit someone! Wu Zhi pointed at the six Taoist priests at the door.

"That's what you want us to do for you? Earlier, yes, that's good, this task is exactly what I want...... Brothers, let's go together! ”

Boss Wen shouted, and Xiao Tang was the first to rush out: "NND, who kicked me just now......

Wu Zhi grabbed a bottle of Coke, shook it violently in his hand, and hurriedly followed.

The two sides scuffled at the door. There are two people here, Wu Zhi and Li Zhong, and there are just six people on both sides, six against six.

Xiao Tang took the lead, and with a violent kick, he kicked a Taoist priest led by the other party to the ground and fell on his back.

However, due to the movement being too large, he himself fell to the ground.

Two Taoist priests lifted their feet and stepped on Xiao Tang, who had fallen to the ground.

Boss Wen arrived just in time to smash a flat shoulder on the back of one of them, knocking the man over.

It turns out that there is a not-so-written rule among the merchant groups who often walk around in other places, that is, the person who carries a pair of flat burdens with him is the head of a group of people. And the reason why the leader took the four of them with him stunned all the onlookers, and provoked their saliva to flow out, it was really a delicious meal, why didn't the black hemp and dry noodles taste and feel like they just now?

Could it be that because you are not hungry, you don't know how good it is?

Whoop –

Boss Wen twisted the Coke away, leaned his neck and poured it down his throat. In addition to running around, following the symbol of majesty and rules, there are actually two obvious benefits:

It can both beat people and defend against wolves.

After all, this line of work is often easy to get entangled with people, and it is often necessary to walk in the deep mountains and old forests, so there are just six people on both sides of the group, six against six.

Xiao Tang took the lead, a violent kick, and a Taoist priest led by the other party was afraid that everyone else could be lazy, but the person who was the leader could not be tired for a moment, and he must not leave his body at all times.

Boss Wen knocked down one person, and immediately another person entangled him. And the other one of the two people before grabbed the loophole, picked up the cheap, and stepped on Xiao Tang's feet two or three times in a row.

Snort –

Wu Zhi arrived, pulled the soda in his hand away, and the water vapor sprayed out violently, spraying the Taoist priest's face, so confused that he couldn't open his eyes again.

"Oops, I'm blind, I'm blind, oops-"

Wu Zhi was tall and easily kicked on the door in front of him, and the Taoist priest only felt that it was dark in front of him, so he fell heavily behind him with a thud.