One of them:

There are roommates who their feet more than smelly.

One of them said: "As soon as my feet come out, everyone will die!" ”

The same room sneered and said: "When I get rid of my shoes, who can die?" ”

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Second:

Two shibi stinks like feet.

One of them said: Xiang Wu followed the army, and the king was in danger. It is out of the cheap foot, and the enemy will abandon the armor and die in the north.

The listener smiled and said: I tasted Fusang, dry, and then faded half-shoe, Hiroshima and Nagasaki children are not hairy. Today I am forbidden to all souls.

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Original:

Two roommates in the dormitory than feet smelly. One of them said, I took off my shoes and all the people here ran away. Another sneered, my shoes are off, and none of the people here can run.