There are new housewarmers, a woman who runs the house alone, can be thirty years old, has a charming appearance, and lives next to the child. There is no crop, no crops, every day to go back and forth to the kindergarten, and the market to buy meat, eggs, fruits and vegetables. After a long time, there were rumors in the neighborhood.

One day, a man came with a bag and a bag, buckled his door and entered, and the woman cried loudly, complaining about him. The neighbors are solemn and silent, and the curtains are watching. Hearing the woman's fate, she said: "On the balcony of speed, I slapped the railing and shouted, 'I will go home'." The man was annoyed and replied: "I have been sleeping at night, not worse than the outside, that is, ninety-nine-six, I am fortunate to return early today, why is this so?" ”

The woman stretched out her arms, stood on the balcony, looked around the left and right, and said, "Now show to the people, so that all the neighbors will know that the mother is not a prostitute, not an outer room, not a prostitute." My mother has a husband here, and so do my programmers! ”

When Wang Shengde was in the closet, he heard the sound and snickered in joy, walked down the stairwell, and sighed: Ninety-nine-six, make it towards nine, nine in the evening, and one bath on six days. In order to rejuvenate the family and country, support a wife, provide a garage, be loyal and courageous, how can you not die! If you don't report it, you will return early, and you will be hateful.

Good Deeds Press:

According to the laws of the Celestial Empire, the helpers have two days off for seven days and eight hours a day. Wei 996, the working hours exceed too much of the national law, and its violation of the law is also obvious. Private companies regard it as a common practice, especially in the Internet industry, and it is not unusual for them to stay up all night, which is why there are many sudden deaths. The giants of the industry are among them.

In the seventh year of Taimeng, on March 27, there was a project called 996ICU, which was originally built on the GitHub website. 996 ICU people, 996 work, sick ICU also means. Programmers from all over the world gathered to respond, and the whole site project was completed in more than ten days. The media hunted for it, and the world knew its suffering. Dajia celebrities, bustling and talking about ninety-ninety-six, or many, or sick, or first many and then unworthy of reputation and disease. A certain said: In the middle of spring, the counselor had a request for two and a half days off a week, where will he be put now?

PS: Change first, then change

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Original paragraph:

A new family moved into the community, a young and beautiful woman about 30 years old, with a 4-year-old boy. Every day, he is alone in the housework, selling vegetables, cooking, and picking up and dropping off the children. After a long time, the neighbors have some discussions. Until one day, a man with a large bag knocked on the house. As soon as the man entered the house, the woman's cry was immediately heard. The woman called, "You stand on the balcony for me, shout, I'm going home." The man said: "Every day is either a business trip or 996 overtime until midnight, it's rare to get off work early today, you can go home, what are you fussing?" ”

The woman said: "You just stand on the balcony for me, you let the neighbors see it, the old lady is not the second wife, not the third child, not even TMD is not a widow, the old lady has a man, the old lady's man is a programmer!" ”