Chapter Two Hundred and Seven: Out of the Old Thousand
The morning passed quickly without shame or impatience.
In the afternoon, Lu Bu summoned Jia Xu, Chen Gong and others, and after explaining some things, Lu Bu announced one thing.
Holiday!
It is said that the treatment of the ancients is still very good.
There must be a holiday during the New Year's holidays!
Weddings and funerals must be holidays!
Working overtime, that's a joke!
It's like in later generations, taking two days off is the same as asking for the boss's life, and if you don't work overtime, it's like owing the boss money. I wish you were working 24 hours a day, only then would I be worthy of your salary.
At this point, people live very slowly. There is not only work but also life in people's lives.
Of course, although they are given a holiday, some necessary left-behind personnel are still there.
Raise enough energy, the beginning of spring is the time when people are busy.
At that time, whether it is a peasant soldier or a politician, their minds will be as lively as spring.
It's like a person who has been in bed for several months, and finally gets off the ground, and he doesn't feel sorry for himself if he doesn't run two laps like crazy.
But these are all things after the beginning of spring, what Lu Bu has to do now is to defeat these women in front of him.
Directly in Lu Bu's living room, Lu Bu's face was covered with white stripes, and opposite her, Yan Jingyue and Dong Bai were snickering. Although the two of them also have white stripes on their faces, the number is much less than that of Lu Bu.
"I won again. Hee-hee, Xianggong, I'm sorry. β
Although he was embarrassed, Dong Bai's movements on his hand were unceremoniously, and he dipped the white strip in his hand a little water. Then he looked up at Lu Bu's white face, revealing a tangled look, as if he didn't know where to stick it? Then he fixed his eyes and snapped on the tip of Lu Bu's nose.
After pasting it, he spit out his tongue, like a little fox stealing fish.
"Come Again"
Lu Bu's face was full of unwillingness.
Thinking that the reputation of Lu Bu I was ruined on playing cards. Speaking of this, Lu Bu was angry. Thinking about the advent of the Spring Festival, I made a few decks of poker to pass the time.
But what he didn't expect was the women in front of him. "Out of the teacher" turned out to be so fast, after explaining the rules, except for a few wins at the beginning, he kept losing.
Lu Bu is not willing to do that!
So he changed a lot of methods, fried Jinhua, fought the landlord, and played everything he could.
But the result is always strikingly similar, with more losses and fewer wins. In the end, Lu Bu's whole face, only the two eyes were not attached, and the pitiful and helpless appearance made the women cry out in distress.
But the distress is distressed, and the start is not stingy at all.
These three people played the landlord. The result is:
The local main landlord compensates,
When the farmer farmer loses.
However, in the corner that Lu Bu couldn't see. Yan Jingyue and Dong Bai looked at each other and smiled, only to see Yan Jingyue quietly draw a card from herself, and then go deep into the wide sleeved robe at a lightning speed, and then shrink under the table. Quietly handed it to Dong Bai.
The two of them spent a long time fiddling with their hands under the table. In the end, the card ran to Dong Bai's table.
After succeeding, the two women looked at each other and smiled. And then as if nothing had happened, sit upright, and look more upright and more upright.
"Straight"
"Three with two"
"Three belts and one"
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"Xianggong, I don't have a card." Dong Bai stuck out his tongue embarrassedly. smiled at Yan Jingyue secretly. Then playfully said to Lu Bu: "Is this the spring you said I was fighting?" There is a doubling yo" Dong Bai is like a bad little fox, how cute it looks is.
"Alas, church apprentice, starve to death master!"
Lu Bu's sigh of "pretending" made the two women giggle.
sent the face covered with white stripes to Dong Bai, looking like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
Dong Bai chuckled, then held up two notes and gestured for a long time, as if looking for where to post them.
Lu Bu lowered his head and waited for Dong Bai's verdict.
Looking at these cards, a trace of doubt rose in Lu Bu's heart.
"That's not right"
I counted it carefully, and it was twenty-one, yes, but I always felt that something was wrong.
A deck of cards, the hole cards are three, three people should be seventeen cards per person, that is a maximum of twenty cards. How did you run out of twenty-one chapters.
Dong Bai gestured here for a long time, and was just about to paste it. was blocked by Lu Bu, looking at the puzzled expressions of the two.
Lu Bu pointed to the cards on the table and said with a wicked smile: "Two beauties, do you want to explain to me how there is one more card?" β
was discovered.
Yan Jingyue and Dong Bai got acquainted with each other, and then shook their heads together: "We don't know? β
"I don't know" Lu Bu rubbed his hands and stepped off the chair. walked behind Dong Bai and began to tickle her.
"Do you know, do you know." Lu Bu laughed while scratching.
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Dong Bai begged for mercy while hiding: "Xianggong, I was wrong. I was wrong! After shouting two sentences, he found that it didn't work, and then decisively dragged Yan Jingyue into the water: "It's all Sister Yue'er's idea, it has nothing to do with me?" β
Yan Jingyue didn't expect people to sit at home, and the pot came from the sky. Seeing Lu Bu looking at him with ill intentions, he hurriedly explained: "Xianggong wants to believe me, it has nothing to do with me?" β
"Yes."
Hearing Lu Bu's inquiry, Yan Jingyue nodded hurriedly, her expression extremely sincere.
"Then explain to me whose extra card it is?"
Lu Bu laughed as he rubbed his hands and walked towards Yan Jingyue.
Yan Jingyue hurriedly got up, and while retreating, her sister stuck and said, "This, maybe it's a mistake?" Yes, it's the wrong one! Yan Jingyue was extremely sure.
"Really?"
Lu Bu slammed forward. But he didn't expect to be avoided, by Yan Jingyue. While dodging, he shouted: "Xianggong, I was wrong." The two of us shouldn't have joined forces to lie to you. Would it be good to spare us this time. Yan Jingyue said pitifully.
"Spare You"
Lu Bu seemed to be a little moved.
Yan Jingyue nodded violently, but didn't wait for her to speak. I heard Lu Bu say: "That's impossible! β
Then he grabbed Yan Jingyue and made her fall sideways on her lap. With his head down, the whole person lay in Lu Bu's arms in a very shy posture.
Then I heard a snap, and Lu Bu's big hand hit Yan Jingyue's buttocks.
With a snort, Yan Jingyue was so ashamed that she couldn't lift her head.
Pitifully said: "Xianggong"
But Lu Bu was unmoved, snapped, and slapped twice.
It's better to say it's a shot, but it's better to touch it. Lu Bu didn't exert any force at all.
But it was precisely because of this that Yan Jingyue's little face turned red.
When Lu Bu let go of her, Yan Jingyue secretly smacked Lu Bu, and slipped out of Lu Bu's sight with her skirt.
(End of chapter)