Chapter 251, your special mother's routine! (Three more-:~_~.)
Cheng Biting Jin and Wei Chigong's false shouting really made everyone in the Internet café feel some curiosity.
Li Jing, Qin Qiong, and others all set their eyes on Li Chuan at the bar.
Li Chuan hurriedly covered his face, don't look at me, my mother's brain is in the water, so I will teach those two reckless goods!
But in the eyes of Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others, Li Chuan's action of covering his face is just an acknowledgment of the rhythm!
It must be Boss Li's lazy nature again, and he doesn't want to admit it, I'm afraid that all of us will go to you to beg to learn martial arts, it's too tiring!
Thinking about it this way, combined with Li Chuan's lazy performance, the people in the Internet café nodded in unison, this is definitely the case!
But, according to this logic, the two reckless people outside really learned the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending and the Nine Yin True Scripture?
Hou Junji was the first to get up, his face was solemn, as black as ink, and he wanted Cheng to bite the gold and practice the Nine Yin True Scripture, and the matter of his sneak attack on his son last night was not so simple?
subconsciously looked at Cheng Chubi in the distance. Cheng Chubi, who was lying on the table and playing with the computer on the helmet and couldn't move, seemed to sense Hou Junji's gaze, turned his head to him, and grinned at him.
Hou Junji's heart sank violently, he knew, this matter is definitely not over!
"Humph!" With a wave of his sleeves, Hou Junji raised his feet and went out of the Internet café, he had to confirm whether Cheng Yanjin really learned the Nine Yin True Scripture from Boss Li, and to what extent he had practiced it.
Hou Junji's actions quickly affected other curious people in the Internet café, who got up one after another and walked out of the Internet café.
After a while, the entire Internet café went ninety out of nine, after all, most people have not seen the legendary Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending and the Nine Yin True Scripture in reality, and they are still very curious and eager in their hearts.
Li Chuan looked at the people who went out one after another, tilted his head and thought, "Should I go out and have a look?" To be honest, I really want to know what those two fools learned from that 'me'. ”
Although Li Chuan knew that Cheng Yanjin and Yu Chigong were playing wow, bragging, but anyway, they had nothing to do, so it was okay to go and see.
Li Chuan, who had made up his mind, stood up and was about to go out, but he saw a person, attentive and interested, still sitting in front of his computer.
Growing vegetables?
Li Chuan carefully looked at the computer screen, it was a penguin farm, and he was growing vegetables.
And he is Li Er, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
The eldest grandson queen beside Li Er had long since disappeared, and it was estimated that she couldn't hold it in the second half of the night, so she went back to the palace to sleep.
At this moment, there was no one around Li Er, and they all went out to watch the battle between Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chigong, leaving him alone and staying there, stroking the penguin farm.
And looking at Li Er's appearance, that skillful movement, I'm afraid it's a farm that has been scared in the middle of the night!
Li Chuan couldn't help but wonder, how could Li Er be so interested in Penguin Farm?
He even felt that it might be even more interesting than the battle between the two reckless people outside.
Driven by curiosity, Li Chuan slowly walked towards Li Er.
Getting closer, Li Chuan saw that in the computer, Li Er was carrying a hoe and humming and hoeing on the ground, cleaning up all the remnants of the last harvest in the field, and then planting new seeds on the ground.
After watching Li Er's operation for a long time, Li Chuan found that Li Er's seeds on the ground were all the same seeds.
His heart perked, "Li Er, has you gotten a rare seed?" Hurry back and add his friends, and when his food is ready, I'll come and steal him!
Rare seeds are worth a lot of money! ”
Li Chuan, who was about to go back to act, stopped, staring at Li Er's computer tightly, with a confused face, what the hell is this special mother?
But it was Li Erzhong who found that there were no seeds in the back just now, so he opened the seed area of Penguin Farm's game mall.
"It turns out that Li Er's seeds were bought!"
As soon as this thought appeared in Li Chuan's mind, the next moment, he was shocked by the seeds that Li Er was buying.
Li Chuan watched Li Er and bought a large number of "leek seeds" in the mall.
If you want to talk about this, it is not unusual at all, and it will not shock Li Chuan at all, the most peculiar thing is the description of this seed.
Li Chuan looked at Li Er's computer with a confused expression, and at this moment, his mind was full of descriptions of the "leek seeds" of Penguin Farm.
"Leek seeds, seeds that can grow leeks." The first half of the sentence is normal, the key lies in the second half of the sentence.
"Leek: A magical species, eating 10,000 grams can delay for five minutes, and long-term consumption will give you fantastic manly abilities!"
Li Chuan: "......"
Really? Can the vegetables grown on the penguin farm still have superpowers? 5 minutes delay......
Delay ...... What man wouldn't want that......
Li Chuan subconsciously looked at Li Er, and Li Er, who had a cheerful face, didn't notice Li Chuan beside him at all, nor did he notice the situation in the outside world at all, and planted leek seeds with joy......
"No wonder Li Er was so happy, it turned out that he had found such a treasure!"
Suddenly, some strange thoughts rushed into Li Chuan's mind, if Li Er ate these leeks every day, and Xiao Zhuang's ability was strengthened to an extremely terrifying point, would it be that in a few years, the whole Tang Dynasty would be full of his descendants......
Will one day, he draft his daughter......
"Huh!" Li Chuan hurriedly shook his head and dispelled this shameful thought, otherwise, this is not in line with the values of future generations, and it will be 404!
Suddenly, Li Chuan was stunned, I am not in the afterlife now! Am I not in Datang right now?
After a moment of silence, he still buried these thoughts, "It's against ethics, it's unacceptable!" ”
Ending these strange thoughts, Li Chuan looked at Li Er, who was happily planting vegetables, and sighed in the sky, who knows how many ignorant girls are going to suffer from the clutches of this "bad old man", ** feudalism!
"Phew!" Li Chuan thought of the end, but he couldn't hold back and spat on Li Eryi.
This spit happened to be on Li Er's face, and he noticed it.
Li Er withdrew from the penguin farm, wiped his face, leaned into his nose and sniffed it, his face suddenly darkened, damn it, this is saliva! Slimy and phlegm!
Looking at Li Chuan, the only person beside him, Li Er asked gloomily, "Boss Li, what does this mean?" ”
"Ahem!" Li Chuan cleared his throat and said casually: "Oh, when you get up in the morning, the body naturally excretes toxins. ”
Li Er: "......"
What the hell are you talking about! I just want to know why you're spitting in my face?
Seeing Li Er's black face, Li Chuan scratched his chin, and suddenly said seriously: "Actually, there is a custom to celebrate the New Year in our hometown, that is, to spit on people close to you, one is to show closeness, and the other also contains blessings, using your own saliva to help others clean up the bad luck of the year, indicating that in the new year, good luck is coming!" ”
After Li Chuan's serious nonsense, Li Eryin looked at Li Chuan with compassion and said, "Really? I really didn't know that Boss Li's hometown had such customs, and since that was the case, I had no choice but to follow the customs! ”
"Ahem!" Li Er spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm towards Li Chuan.
Li Chuan immediately stomped his feet seven times in an instant, performed light skills, and suddenly floated away, avoiding Li Er's thick phlegm.
"Whoa!" The thick phlegm landed on the floor of the Internet café.
Li Er couldn't do a single blow, and he was waiting for a second attack.
Li Chuan was angry at Li Eryile, pointing to the thick phlegm on the ground and saying: "Spitting, polluting the environment of the Internet café, and being punished for not being able to access the Internet for three days!" ”
Li Er: "......"
Your special mother's routine!