Chapter 109: Madness
Not only those technical officers, but even Uncle Sun, who has always been calm, couldn't help but sigh: "How did he come up with this method, it's too frustrating!" ”
And Zhang Yanhu's black face, seeing this scene, also became darker, and he sighed for a long time before sighing: "If I meet Long Zhan on an unlimited battlefield, the last person to lose must be me, because this guy is simply mad to a certain level!" ”
Seeing this scene, even Long Xiaoyun couldn't help but cover his face.
She thought that Long Zhan was the pride of the Long family just now, but now she really wanted to say that she didn't know Long Zhan at all. And Gao Qiang and Ma Ma also turned their heads, they couldn't bear to look directly at the picture on the display, and they definitely didn't want to admit that Long Zhan was a special soldier they brought out.
Moving the time forward a little, just when everyone was talking, Long Zhan actually took out a packet of powder from his pocket, and while the cooking class was cooking, he unknowingly threw this thing into it.
This pack of powder is nothing else, it is the super laxative extracted from the croton on the side of the road by Long Zhan using the extraction power of the system!
There is a way that the system must be a high-quality product, and the super laxative obtained by Long Zhan using this ten thousand things extraction system not only has no strange taste, but after being poured into the pot, it is instantly mixed with the meal, even if it is tested by conventional detection methods, no abnormality can be found.
Therefore, the cooking class did not find any problems at all, and the meal was opened on time as usual. Those who were on duty also received their meals one after another, and they took them up and munched on them without warning.
There was even a soldier who laughed innocently: "Why is this meal so fragrant today!" ”
It's just that not long after he finished saying this, the smile on his face froze, and the rice bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a "bang".
He hurriedly covered his stomach, and before he could wail twice, he ran directly to the toilet.
This guy is not alone, and the others have also dropped the rice bowl in their hands at this time, one by one, just like a pregnant woman with a difficult birth, all of them put their hands on their stomachs, their faces were swollen and red because of the colic, and beads of sweat the size of beans crackled down their cheeks.
Next, these people were like crazy, bent their waists like shrimp, and rushed towards the toilet with their legs!
And after seeing that someone in the toilet still locked the door, these people were desperately slapping the toilet while shouting:
"You come out quickly, labor and management can't hold it anymore!"
"Who is so lacking in virtue and putting laxatives in the meal!"
"I'll go to your uncle's, it hurts labor to death!"
Right now, even the most sluggish people know that their food has definitely been tampered with, and this person who has done it has no one else except for the Dragon War Squad!
Especially at this time, they vaguely saw the figure of the Long Zhan team and others, but now they are struggling to even straighten their waists, let alone raise their guns to compete with Long Zhan and the others.
Seeing this scene, Long Zhan's face suddenly showed a malicious smile, and then he waved his hand and shouted loudly: "Brothers, smash me hard!" ”
Before the words fell, the people of the Dragon War Team pulled out the grenades on their waists and threw them at them. And Zhang Xiaopang opened his bow left and right at this time, and accurately threw several grenades into the densest place in the crowd.
The grenade that was thrown exploded when it hit the ground, enveloping all the unlucky eggs in the explosion range and completely eliminating them.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaopang said a little cowardly: "Brother Xiao Zhan, you said that we calculated them like this, don't you seem a little crazy......
However, Long Zhan replied nonchalantly: "Don't forget that you are a special soldier now, and being merciful to the enemy is the greatest cruelty to yourself!" ”
When Zhang Xiaopang heard this, he nodded as if he didn't understand, and said thoughtfully: "So Brother Xiaozhan, you mean, we haven't done enough, and we have to be a little more crazy?" ”
The smiling tiger next to him couldn't help but cover his face at this time, daring to love For Long Zhan, using words like insidious and heartbroken to describe him is not derogatory, but the greatest praise for him!
And Uncle Sun in the combat observation room, seeing this, couldn't help but laugh and said: "I also thought of a way to poison before. But to be able to make them all ineffective in a short period of time, and to quickly bring everyone together, so that the dragon battle team can eliminate them in one place, there is really no toxin that compares to laxatives......"
"It's a bit crazy, but it's effective!"
When everyone heard this, the expressions on their faces were really weird and weird, because Long Zhan's simple explanation was to pour laxatives into people and then use bombs to blow up people's toilets.
Where is this madness, it's just crazy to the extreme!
However, the effect of this method was indeed amazingly good, and after Long Zhan gave the pill, the entire venue suddenly fell into chaos. This not only allowed Long Zhan to take the opportunity to eliminate a large number of Red Army soldiers, but also made them tear a hole in the tight command post defense, and even greatly damaged their morale.
As for those technical officers, they covered their foreheads in pain when they saw this scene, because they all knew that in the face of a frenzied guy like Long Zhan, all the response plans for the invasion of the regular special operations team had become a pile of waste paper.
Dragon Wars is not only not playing cards according to the routine, it is simply forcibly setting up a chess posture when others are playing Go, and also slaughtering a big dragon of the opponent with a rook and horse cannon!
Moreover, the Dragon War Squad also showed amazing destructive power at this time.
I saw that they were broken into pieces, and each of them carried the medicinal powder, and wandered throughout the camp. Seeing that the trick of poisoning the food was not good, they even sent the drug into the water source, tossing the command post into a mess.
The commander of the Red Army, Zhou Yuanda, also had a hard time at this time, no matter how dull he was, he knew who was doing the trick, and he ordered to search for Long Zhan and others in the camp at the first time.
However, the dragon warfare, which has been strengthened by the pigeon potion, has an unparalleled ability in route exploration, and the monkeys' special talent can help them plan the best escape route.
Therefore, Long Zhan and the others were like a group of rats with oil on their bodies, and they became more and more like fish in water in the camp, and even stirred up the situation even more chaotic.
And in the midst of such chaos, Long Zhan quietly hid in a very hidden place, and summoned the system in his mind:
"System, I've collected all five pigments, confirmed to pay experience points, and synthesized chameleon potion!"