After noon, the door of the Qinglou gradually opened.

The number of tourists has also increased.

Fang Yiai walked behind Li Tai in a daze, and everyone walked forward.

Suddenly, Li Tai turned around and looked at Fang Yiai.

His brow furrowed slightly.

After a few seconds, he spoke, "Fang Jun, if I don't tell you a joke, right?" ”

"Huh?"

It took a few seconds for Fang Yiai to react.

"Listen up." Li Tai opened his mouth and said: "There are two maggots eating in the dung pit, and the male maggot asked the female maggot and said, 'Lady, why do we always eat?' ’。 The female maggot slapped the male maggot and said, 'Don't talk about these disgusting things when you're eating.' ’”

"Huh?"

Fang Yiai looked at Li Tai in a daze, not knowing what Li Tai wanted to say.

Isn't it funny?

Li Tai was a little puzzled.

"Then I'll change the question." Li Tai opened his mouth and said: "There are lychees and pears growing on the plantain tree, you said that the monkey went up to the tree, did you pick the lychee or the pear first?" ”

"Your Highness, there is something I don't know whether to say or not." Fang Yiai thought about it and spoke.

"Say." Li Tai said.

"This plantain tree does not grow lychees or pears." Fang Yiai said.

"Then I'll ask you one more question." Li Tai took a sacred breath and said, "What should a man do if he finds out that his woman is fooling around with other men?" ”

You're not really going to look at the door, are you?

"This ......" Fang Yiai's brows furrowed, as if he was thinking.

After a few minutes, he said: "Your Highness, don't worry, although my sister hates you, but being your woman, she will never carry you behind your back and other men, so you can rest assured." ”

"I ......" Li Tai sighed helplessly and said, "I didn't expect you, you're also quite smart." ”

Yes, I can see it.

This guy is not only lacking roots, but also has a dull brain.

No wonder the eldest grandson will mix with you.

As the saying goes, things gather like people and people are divided into groups, and these two are mixed together, and there are some problems in the brain, right?

It seems that it is better for me to stay away from these two people in the future, so as not to lower my IQ by them.

Forget it, don't worry about mentally handicapped children with incomplete IQs.

"Li Tai!"

As he was walking forward, he suddenly heard a roar behind him.

When he turned around, he saw a figure walking towards him angrily with someone.

A man dressed up.

"It's really unlucky, I forgot to look at the yellow calendar when I went out just now!" Li Tai hurriedly walked forward, took a good look at the street, and was able to meet this woman.

What bad luck!

"Li Tai, where are you going! Stop me! ”

I saw the woman's feet step on the ground, and then the whole person quickly rose into the air, and then landed in front of Li Tai.

", light work!" Li Tai was taken aback, he didn't expect that there was really light work in this world.

"Woman, you and I don't know each other, I don't know what the heroine wants? Could it be that the woman is going to rob the sex! Li Tai suddenly hugged his chest and said, "Woman, it's okay to rob the sex, can you be gentle?" Don't worry, I won't resist, I won't shout, Ya Butterfly! ”

"Li Tai, if you don't explain things to me clearly today, don't even think about leaving!" The woman glared at Li Tai with an angry expression.

This woman is none other than Li Tai's eldest cousin, Chai Lingyu.

Chai Lingyu is the daughter of Princess Pingyang, Princess Pingyang is a legendary woman of the Tang Dynasty, not only strong in martial arts, but also outstanding in battle.

It's a pity, Heaven and Earth Yingjie, she died relatively quickly.

Chai Lingyu was a little aggrieved, she originally went to the palace to complain, but the result was ......

In fact, Chai Lingyu's mood is very complicated.

I happened to see Li Tai when I was wandering around, and I wanted to find Li Tai to be angry.

"Big cousin, I've always believed in the past and present lives." Li Tai showed a smile on his face and said, "We must have been a pair of lovers in our last life. I left you ruthlessly, and you were heartbroken and committed suicide. So in this life, wherever I go, you will chase there. ”

"Whoosh!"

Hearing Li Tai's words, Chai Lingyu suddenly drew his sword, and the sword in his hand was quickly swung out, pointing at Li Tai.

The cold light is chilling.

I'll go, this scene seems to be a little wrong.

What does it feel like the Supreme Treasure has met the Zixia Fairy?

Li Zhong and the others hurriedly drew their swords and carefully surrounded them.

Although this woman is from the Duke of China, daring to draw a sword against the prince is simply a crime of rebellion.

Li Tai stretched out his hand, touched the other party's sword, and said, "At that time, that sword was only 0.01 minutes away from my throat. But after a pillar of incense, this hostess will fall in love with me deeply, although I have told countless lies in my life, but this one is the most effective. ”

"You should do it, and I should die. There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further! If Heaven could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would say three words to that girl: 'I love you'. If I had to put a deadline on this love, I would like it to be...... 10,000 Years ......."

Drama spirit.

Talking to himself, he imitated the tone of the action of the Supreme Treasure in the movie.

The people next to him watched, terrified.

King Wei is too bold!

"You...... You stinky rascal! Chai Lingyu's ears couldn't help but turn red, and then he turned around and left quickly.

These words are indeed love words in the future generations.

In this era, it is also a love story.

However, it is also a kind of teasing!

Although the Tang Dynasty is known as the most open dynasty in ancient times, there are some words that two people say softly, which is love words, and they say it publicly, that is, they don't know shame and flirt.

Once upon a time, now, never go back in the past, the red leaves are buried in the dust, the beginning and the end are always unchanged, you are floating in the white clouds on the horizon, the sea of bitterness, love and hate, in the world, it is difficult to escape fate, blind date ......" Li Tai looked at Chai Lingyu's back and sang.

"I'll go, won't you be moved?" Li Tai is very depressed, he has become a Supreme Treasure, and you don't dare to move at all?

"Your Highness, she dared to move, she drew her sword just now." Fang Yiai said.

"Yes, Your Highness, he dares to move! It scared the hell out of us. ”

"Your Highness is so powerful, it was settled so quickly, it really deserves to be the love saint of the Tang Dynasty!"

"Yes, yes, His Royal Highness is the love saint of the Tang Dynasty."

“……”

The guard beside him hurriedly spoke.

There were not many eunuchs and guards brought out by Li Tai, but there were three.

"Forget it, let's go back to the palace for dinner." Li Tai said with a smile: "However, your sycophants sound really comfortable to me, if you want to live a good life, you will have to shoot more of this king's sycophants in the future, you know?" Hahaha......"