Chapter 1: My New Beautiful Landlady

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"AWM One Headshot, 29 Kills!"

"One last poison circle, one last enemy"

"25 seconds later, I started to brush the circle, Lao Tzu is now in the housing area, I have seen your little melon peel hiding behind a tree outside the safe zone, there is no cover around, wait for you to come out, Lao Tzu will let you try what is called M249 A regiment of firepower!"

"Today's chicken, Lao Tzu is ready to eat! Ahahaha......"

In the dimly lit small room, Yang Yan had a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes staring intently at the computer screen, and his face had a wild expression, ready to enjoy the joy of the upcoming victory.

Although Yang Yan is an out-and-out diao silk otaku, his skills in eating chicken are absolutely excellent, especially in the case of 1V1 in the finals, he has basically never missed, this is an innate talent, and when he gets rid of the little melon skin behind the tree, he can break his record of 29 chicken kills again.

30 kills and eats chicken, not to mention the best on the whole network, it is also one of the best.

The important thing is that Yang Yan doesn't open and hang 30 kills and eats chickens!

Syllable......

Forehead......

Just when Yang Yan was hiding behind the wall and stuck in the viewing angle, suddenly a 98k sound came from the earphones, and then the computer screen went black.

Game over, dead!

"I'm grass you xxx, your fucking xxx, the opposite side is actually a hanging B that wears objects through the wall!"

"Lao Tzu is about to break the record of 29 kills and eats chickens, and he actually met a hanging B at the end."

"Playing a game and playing Nima is still open, don't you have any awareness of fair competition? Are you an orphan? ”

Yang Yan slapped directly on the table and jumped up, feeling that his blood pressure was soaring instantly, and he was so angry that he almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood sprayed on the screen.

Oops, this Nima playing games is really bad for blood pressure, and my head is a little dizzy.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Yang Yan, who was still angry, realized that he slapped the table just now, because the force was too great, a glass of water on the table was all spilled on the keyboard, and the keyboard instantly had a string of electricity, and continuous flashing arcs and crackling sounds exploded.

"This Nima waterproof keyboard will also be powered? Sci-fi movies don't shoot like this, do they? ”

Yang Yan hurriedly unplugged the computer.

But as soon as Yang Yan's hand was put up, he was instantly stunned by the crackling electricity.

Once this man is unlucky...... There will always be one after another......

Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang......

"Yang Yan, I know you're in the house, don't pretend to be dead for me, you've been delaying the rent for three months, don't blame me for not interceding with you, if you don't pay the rent this afternoon, you will get out of the way for the old lady!"

Yang Yan, who was groggy, was awakened by the sound of knocks outside the door and the chattering voice of a woman.

"Didn't you just pay the rent yesterday? And how did the landlord become a woman? ”

Yang Yan rubbed his sleepy eyes, got out of bed, walked to the door, and opened the door.

At the door stood a woman in a pink robe and pajamas.

When Yang Yan saw the woman standing at the door for the first time, it was like a medical kit and a shot of adrenaline, and the whole person was refreshed, and the previous sleepiness disappeared.

Pretty, really beautiful.

Yang Yan had never seen such a beautiful and bewitching woman, with big brown waves, delicate and dignified facial features, wearing pink robes and pajamas, stepping on flip-flops, and her whole body was full of femininity.

"Look at what, believe it or not, the old lady gouged out your eyeballs and fed the dogs, don't talk too much nonsense to the old lady, if you don't have the money to pay the rent today, just pack up your things as soon as possible and get out, and the old lady of the province will throw your things out by herself!"

Yang Yan, who was sprayed with foaming stars, came back to his senses from the heart ape in an instant.

"This woman is not only hot, but her temper is as hot as her figure!"

"But the point is that I don't know her at all, and I just paid the rent yesterday! Did she go to the wrong door? Or is it a new scam routine? ”

Just when Yang Yan was figuring out in his heart, suddenly Yang Yan's head had a sharp pain, and Yang Yan squatted on the ground in an instant and grinned, as if his head had been torn open alive by his hands, and then a lot of messy things were stuffed into it.

As this pain slowly subsided, Yang Yan's whole body was confused.

"I ...... I actually crossed over, and I was still possessed by a soul! ”

This is a parallel world like the earth, and the previous owner of this body is also called Yang Yan, who is a young man with three no diao.

What was stuffed into Yang Yan's mind just now was all the memories of the previous life master of this body.

And at this time, the person standing in front of him was indeed the landlord, and everyone called her Sister Na. The owner of this body in the previous life, that is, the current self, did owe her three months' rent.

Although Yang Yan couldn't accept it, this was really a fact!

"God, what kind of sin did I create in my last life, are you torturing my little brother in a different way? Although I lived in a nest in my previous life, at least I had a job, not to mention how much money I earned, at least I could support myself, after this crossing and rebirth, I couldn't even pay the rent! ”

Yang Yan's heart was almost desperate to the point of collapse.

"What are you doing, pretending to be pathetic to the old lady? My mother won't eat you today, even if you want to die, let me die a little farther. The landlord Sister Na crossed her hands on her waist and said with a very resolute attitude.

In Yang Yan's memory, the previous owner of this body did use various methods to delay the rent for three months, and looking at today's situation, it really can't be delayed.

However, Yang Yan searched for a key piece of information from his memory at this time.

"Kill to Survive"

"Kill and Survive" is a popular live-action virtual online game all over the world, the game rules and gameplay are the same as the previous life of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds", landing to pick up equipment, and finally the winner eats chicken.

And "Killing to Survive" is not just a simple victory to eat chicken, but also gives cash rewards and honors ranging from one to one million to win chicken eaters.

It just so happened that the previous owner of this body used up his life's luck to obtain a million-dollar qualification to participate in the game from the online lottery, but before he could register the game, his body was occupied by Yang Yan's soul.

"Is this God closing a door for me and opening a window for me?"

Yang Yan rekindled hope for life: "How can I say that Lao Tzu was also an invincible god of war who killed 29 chickens in his previous life!" ”

"Winners have a cash prize of one to one million, and this is a chance to reach the top of life."

Yang Yan looked at the beautiful landlady Sister Na and smiled: "Sister Na, I just won a game qualification for "Killing and Survival" yesterday, or else, you give me a few days, and when I return from eating chicken, I will pay off the three-month rent to you with interest." ”

"Just you? Still eating chicken back? When the landlord Sister Na heard Yang Yan's words, a disdainful smile suddenly appeared on her face.

Yang Yan was not happy, feeling that his invincible god of war who killed chickens for 29 years was put under his feet and trampled on.

"You can doubt my character, and you can even doubt my ability in some aspects, but you must not doubt my strength in eating chicken!" Yang Yan had stubbornness in his eyes.

After smiling disdainfully, Sister Na looked at Yang Yanxiao and changed her previous tough attitude, and said: "That's okay, for the sake of you eating shit and taking shit luck, I'll give you one last chance, if you can really eat chicken and get a bonus, I don't want a penny of your rent, and I will also exempt you from rent for the whole year this year, if you land in a box, get out of me immediately!" ”

Dropping this sentence, Sister Na directly threw Yang Yan a gorgeous back, and left a trace of afterfragrance for Yang Yan to take a deep breath to refresh himself.

"Sister Na, wait a minute" Yang Yan stopped the landlord Sister Na again.

"What else?" Sister Na stopped and glared back at Yang Yan.

Yang Yan grinned and said, "Sister Na, can you lend me fifty yuan to take a taxi?" I'll go to the Federation of Trade Unions to sign up. ”

"The old lady was really blind at the beginning, and she would rent the house to you!" Sister Na glanced at Yang Yan again, took out a hundred yuan and threw it to Yang Yan, and stepped on her sandals and went upstairs.

"Although Sister Na has a hot temper, she is still very good-hearted."

Yang Yan held a hundred yuan in his hand, feeling that there was the lingering fragrance of Sister Na on this money.

"Killing Battlefield, Lao Tzu is here! Lao Tzu must recreate the glory of a generation of invincible war gods! Break the personal record of 29 chicken kills! ”

"I'm going to die!"

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