Before, Pan cut made an open crotch pants, why is it that now Jin Lian also makes a pair of open crotch pants for herself, even if she opens her crotch, she also opens such a big hole, isn't this the wind blowing the pants and the eggs are cold, this is a little too much, and the good ones are warm, but they can't be favored, especially the baby brother, and they must not be treated badly

Do you understand, the truth of thermal expansion and cold contraction!

So he couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Jin Lian, this, why is there a big hole in this pants?" How do I wear it? ”

Jin Lian glanced into the dressing mirror and replied without looking back, "I don't blame me." ”

"You're the one who makes clothes, why don't you blame you?"

"Does it fit?"

"Fit."

"That's right. It's nice to be able to do it the right size, but what more could you want? ”

"But there's a hole here!"

"Cool?"

"What?" Wu Zhi was stunned, at this time, Jin Lian actually said cool words? It's bad!

She's so bad, and she's so cold!

But I heard Jin Lian say: "It's cold, then you have to blame yourself." ”

Wu Zhi didn't believe it: "Why do you blame me?" ”

"Originally, the clothing and silk were enough, and I also planned to make you an improved version of the pants, not the previous kind of open crotch pants, just make a slit there, so that you can not only cover your shame, but you will not be able to breathe the wind, but you are to blame for yourself, and you have lost that place."

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know where your fig leaf has gone?"

"Run? Could it be that it still has legs? ”

"When it grows on a man's face, it's like a leg."

"What?"

"Yes, the fig leaf that belonged to you is now Tie Yuxiang's face covering. If you want, you can go and ask her for it back, and I'll sew it up for you. ”

“”

Wu Zhi listened, his head was big for a moment, and he was embarrassed now, he knew that it was better not to ask this question, just let it go, whether it opened its crotch or not, whether it was airtight or not, whether it was airtight or not, it was good now, the festival fell to the ground, and was mercilessly ridiculed by Jin Lian.

No wonder I always felt just now, how this finished product is so similar to the masked towel that Jin Lian made for Yuxiang last night that the reborn Yuan came to you

It turns out that this is the same reason as an indirect kiss, and the two of them are inexplicably wearing the same pair of pants

Oh my god!

Wu Zhi closed his mouth, closed his legs, put on his jacket honestly, got up in a gray manner, went out, and greeted the guests who had just arrived.

But it said that it was at the door of the Heavenly King Hall.

More and more people are coming. Before everyone entered the door, they noticed that the red couplet pasted at the entrance of the courtyard had been replaced, and it was originally only half of the five-character couplet, but the rest of the place was empty, and now, the upper and lower couplets and the horizontal batch are all there, and it is still the handwriting of the iron doorman, only to see that the couplet is written:

A bowl of northwest wind warms people's hearts

A bowl of Chinese soil to secure my belly

The horizontal batch is four words: fireworks people!

When everyone saw it, they applauded. It turned out that Shanglian was added three words after the original "a bowl of northwest wind", but it was rewritten, this meaning is understood by everyone, beef noodles are good and cheap, warm the heart and stomach, and make people eat refreshingly.

As for the newly written couplet, I don't know what it means, but I think there must be a new food supply, so I'm happy and want to try it.

The horizontal criticism of the four words "fireworks people" is both simple and very freehand, showing a warm and open-minded attitude.

Everyone walked into the courtyard, but found that there was also a blackboard more than half a person high in front of the high hall in the courtyard, and there was already a today's notice written by Wu Zhi with dust-free colored chalk on the blackboard:

Available today

Red refreshing: The beef noodles are off the shelves

Dark Cuisine: Hot dry noodles are the main dish today, newly launched on the shelves, Wuwen and a bowl of Chinese soil are the main dish today, newly put on the shelves, Liuwen and a bowl of Coca-Cola are newly on the shelves, Sanwen and a listen to Zero Coke are newly on the shelves, and Wuwen is a listen

The traditional characters on this notice were all taught to Wu Zhi by Jin Lian last night.

At this moment, everyone recognized the notice and talked about it.

"Oops, why is the beef noodle off the shelf?"

"Yes, there is no northwest wind, what do we eat"

"There's an extra hot dry noodle, what is a hot dry noodle?"

"It's still the main hit, and I don't know if it's delicious or not"

"It's strange, what kind of thing is this Chinese soil, is it something to eat?"

"Yes, a bowl of six texts, it's not expensive, it's really curious" The reborn ghost marries the mother

"Coca, Coke? This name is really awkward, what does it mean? Is it an opera? Is it food or listening?"

"And this Coke Zero, it's written in five words, it's really confusing"

"You only notice the back, but you don't notice the front, you see, you say, what is dark cuisine?"

"So, the beef noodles are classified as red and refreshing, which is really incomprehensible."

"Yes, it's incomprehensible, it's incomprehensible."

The crowd was tongue-in-cheek. Wear it inside first, and then layer by layer of rags, tear off the outer clothes or take off them and throw them to the enthusiastic audience, and suddenly reveal the last body inside, under the effect of fake penetrating flesh, a new round of ** was set off at once, causing countless fans to scream and go crazy

This is a trick commonly used by celebrities to raise the emotions of fans at concerts. As for the scale, it is generally just right

However, at this moment, Wu Zhi was embarrassed, because after putting on this new set of underwear, he found that Jin Lian didn't seem to have a good grasp of the scale when sewing them

The pants are actually an open crotch again!

It's really warm in other places when you wear this body, but it's cool in key parts

This!

Wu Zhi smiled, jumped on the high platform and said, "Everyone, thank you for coming over today." Listen, today is the day of the Father and the Son, only one day, and it will not expire. Anyone who won the lottery yesterday can eat it with an open belly. It's still the old rule, only one copy of each thing. What does it mean not to be greedy? Is it an opera? Is it food or listening?"

"There is also this Coke Zero, which is also written in five texts, which is really touching and content."

Someone shouted: "Wuda, why is the northwest wind off the shelves?" ”

Wu Zhi was about to answer, but Jin Lian came out with the snow lion cat in her arms, and rushed to answer for him: "My husband has been working day and night for the noodle restaurant, and he has already injured his hands, and yesterday he held a dinner party for everyone, and now it is getting more and more sore. ”

"Besides, you can't drink the northwest wind every day, right?"

Jin Lian just didn't drag the mud and water, and with the witty words in the back, everyone listened to it, although they regretted it, they had no objections.

But when he asked what Chinese soil was, what Coca-Cola was, and what "I heard" was, Wu Zhi only replied with one sentence: "You will know if you eat it." ”

And so the day begins.

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